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Yammering On, Part 2

Here we are, part two of that interview I started with Aviv Snir a couple weeks ago! Plus more of my Inktober pen drawings of octopuseseseses.

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2017-10-21 02:05:44 +0000 UTC View Post

Other Barriers

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Sharing is caring, but not when it comes to body fluids! 

Learn all about these alternative barriers to help keep everybody's juices to themselves during sexy ...

Period Panties by Niki Smith

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Does your (menstrual) cup overfloweth? Niki Smith pads out her monthly experience with... PERIOD PANTIES! Check out her review to learn all about this menstrual product a...

Yammering On, Part 1

Aviv Snir interviewed me for an article that is going to appear on a site in Hebrew at some point, and I figure, hey, I've got all this writing in English I can share with you guys! There's 12 questions total and I... wrote a lot. So I'm breaking this into a two-parter AND including my 2017-10-05 22:53:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Binders by Jey Pawlik

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Jey Pawlik joins us at OJST to talk shop about BINDERS! They're not just for keeping your notes organized, these type of binders are meant for smooshing down your...

Gifting

My Father-in-Law complimented my beet wreath embroidery piece I just finished and after he'd gone I asked the family if he was just being polite or if they thought this'd make a decent birthday gift for him, as I hadn't a present for him yet and only a few days left to sort that out. So, here we are...

Mr. Kipling's Cherry Bakewells

"Is there anything you want here that you can't get in the US?" my Mother-in-Law asked us several times in her thick French-Brtitish accent over the weeks leading up to our annual trip back to England. In the nine years that Matt has lived with me in Portland, he's only ever missed his weekly call t...

Beet Wreath Complete

FINALLY DONE.

Oh god.

This nearly fucking killed me towards the end there. 

I'm counting this...

Like a Moth to the Flame by Bryborg

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Things heat up for a cute moth with a crush on an old flame in this sweet, smutty comic by Bryborg!

Floss and Hoops and Friends

Cross-posted from Instagram (July 17), I accidentally wrote a mini-essay as a caption and I think it's kinda sweet so here it is for you guys, too.

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Thin Condoms

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Matt dips his tip into the subject of thin condoms!

18th Century Porn Comic, Page 7 roughs by Maria Frantz

 Page 1, Page 2, Pag...

Sponsorship

My Dearest Perverts,

Matt and I have some pretty big news to share. Through the sponsorship of Planned Parenthood Columbia Willamette and The Magic Wand, 2017-09-15 18:59:35 +0000 UTC View Post

18th Century Porn, page 7 roughs

 Page 1, Page 2, Pag...

Manual Sex

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Idle hands are the devil's playground, so keep yours busy with some good ol' manual labor! 

Pokeberry Bouquet

Had to trim back our Pokeberry plant so I brought in a few sprigs to put on display in the living room. You know. Normal household decor.

(Cross-posted 2017-09-11 21:21:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Beet Wreath Embroidery

This is my current project, an embroidered wreath of beets. 

First, the sketch!

Then, the line work, so I can trace it onto my fabric!

2017-09-10 19:53:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Buck-Off by Alex Reeder

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/buckoff/

Guest artist Alex Reeder invites you to fuck off with the Buck-Off, the first genital stroker designed specifically for transgender guys!

Cock Rings!

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/basic-cock-rings/

Make your cock ring with a cock ring! 

Over the years Matt has decorated his dong with a variety of these boner bands and you know what his actual...

Splort: Being a Person is Really Hard (With Lucy Bellwood!)

Hello, my lovely Patreon patrons! Lucy Bellwood and I sat down again last month or so and recorded another one of our conversations, ...

Breast Self Exam

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Take out your twins, haul out your honkers, and denude your boobs because today we're going over breast self exams! 

This is a massive topic so obviously w...

Laya II and Layaspot

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/laya-ii-layaspot/

Looking to upgrade from your basic bullet vibe, but not ready to commit to a heavy-duty toy? These two Fun Factory models may just be the next step for you!

The Letter Q: Queer Writers Notes to Their Younger Selves

Oh man, look what I found nestled in a long forgotten folder? 

Way, way, way back in the day, in 2011 when I was 28, I was approached by Sarah Moon to be a part of her anthology, The Letter Q: Queer Writers Notes to Their Younger Selves. (Available on 2017-08-12 04:01:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Feeldoe by Shelby Criswell

http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/feeldoe/

F'real tho', it's the Feeldoe! 

Lavender Wreath Embroidery Pattern

Hey, Embroiderers!!! 

Wanna sew my lavender wreath design? 

GUESS WHAT YOU CAN.

Thanks to the crafty genius of B. Zedan, an actual pattern and suggested stitches guide now exists of this experimental desig...

Sexy Drawing Lessons with Jess Fink!

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Drawing dicks is hard!!!! And kissing and vulvas and blowjobs and cunnilingus, too. 

Thank god we have veteran smut artist Jess Fink here to show us ...

Business Ladies Club

Several years ago a member of my studio approached two of us about starting a monthly meet-up to talk about our developing art careers. Unlike anyone else in our studio, she had gotten a degree in business or something like it on the a...

Late.

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So, this happened two weeks ago.

SHORTZ

These photos and writing originally appeared on my Instagram page, here and here, an...

Drawing Reference

Just a little side-by-side between the photo reference and what I drew from it ¯ \_(ツ)_/¯

Normally I ride my bike in to my st...