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The “Drawn to Sex” Kickstarter has blown past all of our previous records for number of backers and amount raised, and we sprinted right through all the “funny” landmark numbers (iterations of 69, 420, and 666...

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Iroha Zen

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/iroha-zen/

Looking to bring your lotus flower to a zen-like state? If you've got a battle hardened thundercunt like me, this may not do the trick-- but I still recommend this toy! Read on for...

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The Echo

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/echo/

Though Matt's lucked out with some Bad Dragon toys, I've never found one that really "clicked" with me. This time around, the folks at BD chose a dildo *specifically for me* based off of my ...

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Mother’s Day Journal Entry

Mother's Day is... not a difficult day for me? I don't know. It doesn't actively hurt like it used to. It's a day that feels like a dull ache, like when the weather changes rapidly and the old scar on my  hand becomes more tender. It doesn't hurt, but there's some heightened feeling in there.&n...

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Tonight! Ellen Forney and me, chatting at Powell's

May 15, 7:30pm
Powell's
1005 W Burnside St,
Portland, OR

Ellen Forney and I are gunna be at the downtown Powell's tonight talking about her new book R2018-05-15 20:36:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Gender Euphoria by Evan Clamors

Oh Joy Sex Toy: Gender Euphoria by Evan Clamors

Evan shares with us his first time experiencing gender euphoria, the counterpoint to the much more widely recognized gender dyspho...

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Roxanne

(Earlier versions of this post appeared on Instagram May 3rd and 2018-05-12 21:02:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Hair by Sarah Winifred Searle

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/hair

Sarah Winifred Searle returns to OJST with this tender personal story about embracing her PCOS-influenced body hair.

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Drawn to Sex - FUNDED

www.DrawnToSex.com

Within six hours of launching, Drawn to Sex reached its 15k funding goal, and by the end of the day had raised 22k, so, uh, looks like this book will definitely be getting made!

We’re both so proud of this...

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KICKSTARTER IS LIVE

AT LONG LAST: 

PRE-ORDER YOUR COPY OF DRAWN TO SEX 

DrawnToSex.com 

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Drawn To Sex Kickstarter

DrawnToSex.com

Guy's today we are launching our latests and greatest book kickstarter. Its called Drawn to Sex, and its a book of JUST the sex education. No joke, its taken us this long to make and collect so much sex ed!

This is the book we've been planning for and wanting to do every sinc...

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Drawn to Sex debuts at 11am PST today!

TODAY IS THE DAY

SET YOUR TIMER

11am PST 

Another update will go out when we make the Kickstarter go live, giving you a direct link to it. Snap up those "Be a Masturbateer for a Day" slots while you can, 'cos they always go fast.

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How to Prepare Your Booty!

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/anal-sex-preparation/

This week Matt gets anal as he walks you through how to prepare your cave of wonder for a plunder. 

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New Hobby: Digging Up Weeds with the Roots Left as Intact as Possible

Oh, I don't want this weekend to end. 

We planted a replacement artichoke by our front door, and by "we" I mean "Matt" but I cleared away the weeds and watered it so if you're feeling generous then I...

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May 1st - Drawn to Sex on Kickstarter

Aside from “Have you no shame?” the next most frequently asked question we get is “Have you considered  doing a book of JUST the sex education comics?”

And the answer is: YES.

May 1st we’re launching the Kickstarter to make it happen, ...

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Confession

It was April last year that my nervous breakdown started and it took me out of commission as a functional human being solidly for a couple months after that, and then recovery, when it started much later, was very slow. I survived the last year, but my wounds haven't fully healed yet, I'm still in t...

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Beet Box

I made a beet box. This is how I did it.
(Mostly this is cross-posted from my updates on Instagram in early March, but also there are some additional bits here that I didn't upload elsewhere)

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Being Ace in a Dungeon by Cici Luna

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/ace-in-the-dungeon-cici-luna/

Cici Luna shares her personal experience visiting a sex party in a dungeon for the first time and finding space to enjoy herself as a vanilla ...

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My Instagram Perfect Home

(Cross-posted from Instagram)

Lest I have created the illusion that I live in an Instagram-perfect house that overflows with vibrant plants, whimsical dildos, and a plethora of inventive handmade crafts, allow me to i...

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My Beet Sketchbook and Text That Has No Relation to It.

A friend recently commented to Matt and me how he doesn’t plan on having children, so he’s really looking to invest more deeply into his friendships as his getting-old-and-having-a-support-network-who-will-take-care-of-him-and-vice-versa plan. 

Hm. I mean. That sounds kind of mercenary wh...

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Miscellaneous Contraception

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/other-contraceptive-methods/

Man, I love fuckin'! And also, DANG, I do NOT want to get pregnant! Thank god we've got contraception to prevent baby-makin' for those of us who...

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Beetlings, March 30 - April 6

Like last time, here's progress of my little beet seedlings, culled from my Instagram account <3

I'm doing this a little ...

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How to Masturbate.... with a Penis!

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/masturbation-penis/

Only four years after our guide to vulva masturbation, we've finally followed up w...

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The Dreaded Iron Fist

Matt's comic on masturbating with a penis (This link will go live April 3rd at 12:01am PST, so if you're clicking it before then you're gunna see an error page) necessitated drawing a fearsome Iron Fist. 

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Beetlings

On March 16th, Matt and I planted a buncha little beet seeds! I've been documenting their progress over on Instagram; here's a buncha photos and captions from there. 2018-03-29 20:51:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Savage Lovecast #545


Here's just my segment from episode 545 of the Savage Lovecast! (The $ubscription-only version. Here's the backstory<...

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Boats n' Boners: A Fireside Chat with Lucy Bellwood and Erika Moen

My dear, dear friend, Lucy Bellwood, and I had an unconventional convention panel at the Emerald City Comicon, complete with working (imitation) fire place. 

My gut impulse is to apologize for not posting more, b...

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Working Out the Kinks by G. C. Houle

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/working-out-the-kinks/

Kinks and fetishes and paraphilia, oh my! We hear those words a lot, but what exactly ARE they? Where do those weird sexual fixations come from? WHY ARE PEO...

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Zumio

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/zumio/

The Zumio is one of those toys that is GOOD, it's a GOOD vibrator that does a GOOD job. .............................and I hate it. 

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Vaginal Intercourse

`https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/vaginal-intercourse/

This week we're covering the classic In-Out-In-Out! The ol' Four-Legged Foxtrot! Makin' the Beast with Two Backs! Or, if you wanna be poetical, it's VAGINAL IN...

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