The guy did turn out to be Jason, but he wasn’t in a very good mood with Tim. He basically didn’t talk at all. That was fair. Tim had hit him. He hung back and tried to not be annoying as Jason contacted the police, found the hostage, and talked to her in a low voice. When they heard...
2024-08-13 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hashirama was a scary motherfucker like this, cold with fury. Aiko walked towards him with a serenity she did not fucking feel as his chakra roiled all around them. He was spread out into the trees above and the roots below, simmering through the grass under her feet.
...
2024-08-11 05:09:46 +0000 UTC View Post(I re-did my plot a bit and realized that this will take more than 4 chapters to resolve to my satisfaction, so it will be 5 at the very least.)
Attacking Superman was probably the best thing that Aiko had done in this lifetime. Her parents gave her so much attention now, and als...
2024-08-06 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHaving a mission changed everything.
Tim took full advantage of his new knowledge of the holy manuals. The first rule that he took to heart was that he was meant to be armed. Of course! It made sense.
Unfortunately, he was also not meant...
2024-07-30 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post“Princess Aiko!” Daddy snatched her up. Her crayons rolled away. Aiko giggled and let him, then shrieked and squirmed when he tickled her. “It's time to go see the child therapist! Yay, child therapist!”
“Yay!” Aiko shouted along with him, getting hyped up becau...
2024-07-23 16:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHe did not go to bed. He went to the computer and he searched up Batman. Wikipedia had the same article. He clicked on it and scrolled down to the list of associates. It was…
A really long list. Tim’s eyes crossed. There were a whole bunch of boring irrelevan...
2024-07-17 05:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostHashirama was a scary motherfucker like this, cold with fury. Aiko walked towards him with a serenity she did not fucking feel as his chakra roiled all around them. He was spread out into the trees above and the roots below, simmering all the way through the grass under her feet.
...
By the time Aiko was 6, she was more of a human person and less of a small sack full of screaming id and ego.
Luckily, she did not get rid of her twin. She was older and wiser and now very confident that Mommy did not want him gone, she just didn't want him squashed by a car.&nbs...
2024-07-09 16:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostTim had one major takeaway about his experience when he got back to the right part of town and could stop looking over his shoulder for the Sausage Guy: He had to get better at this.
Tim went right back to his hideout and then into the secret hideout portion, determined. He...
2024-07-03 05:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post“I'm actually a God in human flesh.” She put both hands on the edge of the counter and peered over to watch how both of her parents had gone perfectly still to stare at her. So civilian of them. “When I'm bigger I'll be able to manipulate the elements, the human mind, and at least one dimen...
2024-06-30 02:49:02 +0000 UTC View PostCHAPTER 35
“You are not making the choices of a victor. Neither of those clans is worthy of your association. But if you choose to grant that, please do not grant them your trust.”
Aiko twitched with the effort of keeping a straight face. She really...
2024-06-25 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostMrs. Henderson was a lot friendlier with that explanation. He was grateful because that gave him a little space to think about escape plans. “You’re lucky I was here at all,” Mrs. Henderson chattered. “Goodness knows I’ll be out of town soon. My grandson is getting married this weekend,...
2024-06-18 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post“You are not making the choices of a victor. Neither of those clans is worthy of your association. But if you choose to grant that, please do not grant them your trust”
Aiko twitched with the effort of keeping a straight face.
‘I prefer...
2024-06-11 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostTim spent a while laying back and thinking about the life that he was living. It was kind of bizarre, wasn’t it? It was so different from what he had been doing before at elementary school.
But it was clearly his life. Tim fit into this routine like a missing p...
2024-06-04 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostCHAPTER 34
The next few days were wasted in politicking. Aiko visited the Uchiha twice more and stopped by the Senju to drop off a message, unwilling to get stuck talking to the rat bastards if she didn’t have to. Luckily, Hashirama was still acting cagey about being in close p...
2024-05-28 21:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post“Alright, have a good day.” Tim handed the clipboard back to a stone-faced delivery guy and took the package from Miss Fox back to his lair. He got a glass of water on the way down and then went about reproducing the experiment that Tam asked for.
She wouldn'...
2024-05-26 16:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostCHAPTER 34
The next few days were wasted in politicking. Aiko visited the Uchiha twice more and stopped by the Senju to drop off a message, unwilling to get stuck talking to the rat bastards if she didn’t have to. Luckily, Hashirama was still acting cagey about being...
2024-05-22 02:23:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeah, the guy who lived here was never going to be able to scrape Tim out of the building. He would come back like Trichoderma spores, he would insinuate himself underneath the wallpaper like Aureobasidium. They were going to have to coexist, because it was like this place was a theme park th...
The stairs were that creepy, kinda futuristic design where they seemed to float in midair. Tim ran a nervous hand over the joint that connected the first step to the wall. It seemed secure, right? Right? He swallowed and lowered himself down on his butt, scooting from stair to stair. The m...
2024-05-17 15:03:00 +0000 UTC View PostCHAPTER 33
She found herself being welcomed into the Uchiha’s territory by one of the same female home guards from the last time. They led her to the main house. It was true morning. Aiko deeply breathed in the scent wafting off of the dew-wet grass. Birdsong twittered all arou...
2024-05-16 08:27:37 +0000 UTC View PostHis first observation worth noting was that this wasn't his house.
Tim prowled around in his socked feet in total silence, investigating by the little light that came in through mostly shut curtains. He wasn't in his own clothes, which was kind of scary. He had to keep hiking up ...
2024-04-30 22:44:02 +0000 UTC View PostCHAPTER 33
She found herself being welcomed into the Uchiha’s territory by one of the same female home guards from the last time. They led her to the main house. It was true morning. Aiko deeply breathed in the scent wafting off of the dew-wet grass. Birdsong twittered all arou...
2024-04-30 13:07:47 +0000 UTC View PostCHAPTER 45
“Nice country you have here,” Prince Marcel said. “Very damp.” He tried to huddle further underneath his hood. “Exquisitely wet. Wetter than any other kingdom yet established. No wonder you all seek to spread this glory.”
CHAPTER 32
“She’s proposing treason,” Hashirama said. His hand tightened around Madara’s bicep. “I am not comfortable-”
Madara shook him off with a scowl and wheeled on his old friend. “It’s not treason,” he said scornfully. “The ...
2024-03-31 21:16:01 +0000 UTC View Post“She’s proposing treason,” Hashirama said. His hand tightened around Madara’s bicep. “I am not comfortable-”
Madara shook him off with a scowl and wheeled on his old friend. “It’s not treason,” he said scornfully. “The will of Heaven supersedes any poli...
2024-03-31 03:30:47 +0000 UTC View PostShe started to come down from the adrenaline high while Izuna and Hashirama exchanged weirdly tense politesse about the micro season. Doubtlessly it was some kind of intellectual sniping. Aiko did her best not to analyze what they were saying- fuck, were they referencing poets? They were referenc...
2024-03-27 11:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostShe started to come down from the adrenaline high while Izuna and Hashirama exchanged weirdly tense politesse about the micro season. Doubtlessly it was some kind of intellectual sniping. Aiko did her best not to analyze what they were saying- fuck, were they referencing poets? They were referenc...
2024-03-24 04:48:05 +0000 UTC View PostPart 4
Aiko didn't actually like living in the brand new Konoha. It felt wrong and a little creepy. She wasn't sure how much her input had changed things, so she had tried to stay out of discussions about zoning and layout. She was mostly counting down the days until her te...
2024-03-23 09:53:41 +0000 UTC View PostPart 3
Unfortunately, she was remembering that Tobirama had always been her history class crush. Aiko pushed that fact down far into her black little soul and tried falling back on professionalism.
That veneer felt pretty pathetic after what she now recognized as half a week of pigtai...
2024-02-29 09:47:59 +0000 UTC View Post“Nice country you have here,” Prince Marcel said. “Very damp.” He tried to huddle further underneath his hood. “Exquisitely wet. Wetter than any other kingdom yet established. No wonder you all seek to spread this glory.”
“Oh, cease your babble,” Vivian said. Her ...
2024-02-26 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post