Don't let your GF draft you into more dishes...
And I'd recommend you quickly become the age 26 before the government drafts you into more conflicts...
Salutes to you soldiers; see you tomorrow at the premiere! (earlier than usual!)
Love & Respect, Value Select
2023-11-03 09:33:57 +0000 UTC
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Well?
Video game knowledge coming in clutch yet again; making me want to play all the Resident Evils once more.
Just gotta get the job first.
Love & Respect,
Value Select
2023-10-26 07:47:40 +0000 UTC View Post
One of my favorites from the VS RESURRECTION, reborn (ironically) for a second shot at life on the channel.
The original was about 8 seconds too long to qualify as a short; I elegantly cut out the least essential parts for this version (making it snappier, in my es...
2023-09-21 19:27:45 +0000 UTC View Post
We ascend yet again.
This saucy single was a secret song on the sacred VS PERFECT ALBUM!
Originally written/composed by me, Rafa gave it new life with his signature brand of mirthy funk!
It's difficult to extend these shorts, as they're usually designed as one-off experiences......
2023-09-14 22:05:53 +0000 UTC View Post
A new classic from the VS Resurrection, brought to the green-screen and sonically charged by the fellow founding father of Mirth Pop!
Check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/eddyjoel
This one was a blast; I hav...
2023-09-07 15:18:21 +0000 UTC View Post
With this RECENT BOOM in subscribers, seems only fitting to JOYOUSLY CELEBRATE with a GOLDEN REMASTER of the first video I ever made that brought folks to the channel!
6 years ago, Sseth Tzeentach had somehow shared the original with his community, and the VS journey officially began (I had...
2023-09-02 00:23:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Horizontal Enjoyers unite! We bring in another crop of excellent verticals, featuring classics missing from the first compendium!
I'll leave the questions to you; if there's anything you want to know about the sketches within (pre-production, production, post) leave a comment below and I'd ...
2023-08-26 03:48:24 +0000 UTC View Post
From Community Post to Official Sketch!!!!
Only took several months!!!
YEEEEES!!!! ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN!!!!
2023-08-10 19:46:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Please note that this guide is in its preliminary phase and may appear rough around the edges, as I've only JUST learned this. Despite that fact, I thought it would be beneficial to share it with the Patron community so they can hit the ground crawling like me!
Rest assured, I am currently ...
2023-08-05 07:08:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Made the 3D models here myself, with no prior experience, and in only a few minutes; I'll be uploading a walkthrough soon (hopefully by the end of the day!)
Enjoy, and thank you for the continued support my brethren! <3
2023-08-04 23:29:34 +0000 UTC View Post
He didn't even get the chance to tell him again :(
2023-07-27 04:40:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Easily my favorite video yet; all of it hits too hard, and TOO GOOD.
Dug out some saucy synths; really wanted childlike wonder for the chorus, and I found some virtual mallets that captured that perfect.
As for the visuals, these backgrounds are completely 3D! Got a new Blender strate...
2023-07-21 20:12:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome Sweet Patrons of Arcane Secrets!
This comedic song was inspired by a spontaneous trip to a Canadian ice cream store back when I visited JREG and J.J. McCullough! We saw a captivating visage deep within that sweet dated magazine, and after riffing on who she might have been otherwise...
2023-07-06 21:11:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been struck by the sketch bug, and a whole mess of 'em are destined to arrive over the coming weeks (CERTIFIED CLASSICS ONLY)
A genuinely electric feeling, and further fuel for this holy crusade we've embarked upon.
While I can sense that our cold hearts towards verticals are gen...
2023-06-30 21:44:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Good Afternoon!
The latest and greatest, one of my favorites maybe of all time.
Big use of some new technology in CAPCUT (a free editing software for zoomers)
It's got a few interesting effects, notably the face enhancer (old or bold, which are only on the phone version) and the...
2023-06-16 20:11:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Buck Rivers is BACK, and more country-er than ever!
"Hiding from Your Wife" playfully explores the desire of husbands and fathers for a bit of respite from family responsibilities.
It's a celebration of 'guy time' (in the genre of DUDES ROCK) that balances lighthearted escape wi...
2023-06-09 02:46:24 +0000 UTC View Post
A little Barry White banger (Value Select style) for the fellas and felletes, based on another VS tweet!
I'm really enjoying stealing inspiration from myself, and deeply thank my twitter-split for being so prolific (and generous too!)
Tried to get a Chevy Chase look with the producer ...
2023-05-18 10:51:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Dear The Patreon Brotherhood,
This one is based off one of my successful tweets, continuing my adventure into D3 style literary adaptation content (It's like what they did with the Harry Potter books, but on a much MUCH smaller scale)
Smug/Corny behavior of any level really p...
2023-05-11 07:32:58 +0000 UTC View Post
YES!
Our collaboration draws near, my dear brothers!
BASTARD RACER!
The greatest VS series ever made (besides Yule Quest, which is the only other one)
Here's the title sequence! (13 seconds, so we can make the most of the 11 minute episode run time; Smiling Friends inspire...
2023-05-02 04:26:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Apologies for the lateness!
I pulled an all-nighter to finish editing 'er up, and then looked like a goblin because of that (so no filmy for maxy)
Based on a true story: https://www.wi...
2023-04-17 11:29:15 +0000 UTC View Post
For those who may be unaware, I have been crafting a brotherhood-led CYOA (or Vote Your Own Adventure, as one of yee cleverly dubbed it) that follows the reader's thrilling exploits as billionaire "Tank Bank" in a high society world sailing the high seas! 🚢
Writing this adventure has bee...
2023-04-11 05:48:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Behold the metamorphosis of a tweet that once took the virtual world by storm (garnering a jaw-dropping 300 likes; the highest number ever known) into its ultimate incarnation as a VS SHORT SONG (affectionately nicknamed "Everyman Has To Carry His Own Chair").
You see, I've amassed a motley...
2023-04-08 01:16:42 +0000 UTC View PostAh, my beautiful brethren…
April 1st has arrived!
A day to celebrate jesters and clowns – or dare I say, fools?
However (as a contrarian at heart) I feel compelled to pause the hilarious humor that is lying to loved ones, and take a moment to instead express my heartfelt gra...
2023-04-02 02:27:00 +0000 UTC View Post
A modern classic, reborn! (the message more true than ever)
Pure joy to create; and done easily with a great new tool I found called Captionator (Uses AI to detect your words, and translate them into ready-made captions!)
The trick is to speak the words (with solid diction) along to t...
2023-03-30 17:15:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Brothers!
Bask in the rejuvenating embrace of spring's healing rains!
The mystic morning dew becomes you, reflecting the invigorated spirit within.
Now, gather 'round for our clandestine CAPTAINS TABLE!
The harvest has yielded an array of MASTERWORKS:
VIDEOS:
Brand New Piano Select!
A ballad that speaks to the ages.
We may have been to late to crusade, and to early to cyborg...
... But we're right on time to franchise a tiki-themed-restaurant (among other things)
Love you kings <3
2023-03-24 20:19:52 +0000 UTC View Post
The latest character debut in the SELECTIVERSE!
I've been wanting to do another country song for a while, and this came out wonderful. Catchy and poignant for anyone who's ever had a significant other caught in a dumb tiff.
LOVE YOU GUYS, ENJOY! (looking forward to your comments!)
... 2023-03-11 01:53:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Is it too late?
Inspired by one of the comments left on the Doom Scrolling video, had to keep the spirit going... And the crooning bits come inspired thanks to a request from a brother who was hoping for another Sinatra cover.
Maybe soon! But till then, an original!
Here's the i...
2023-03-04 01:20:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Received a comment from a kind man, thanking the brotherhood for blessing his otherwise dreary doom scroll.
Decided to write a little jingle about that dark trek, and here it is!
Let's get radicalized! Love you guys!
2023-02-25 02:20:12 +0000 UTC View Post