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B2: Interlude 4

Interlude 4

I sat on the uncomfortable chair within the god sanctum, called here like the other eleven gods by the hermit god Vardin. The seat, fashioned from some pretentious marble and gold combination, felt too small for my frame. Just like this meeting felt too small for my tem...

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B2: Chapter 69: Truths Revealed

Chapter 69: Truths Revealed

I remembered everything.

The flood of memories crashed through me like a tidal wave, sweeping away the fragile identity I'd constructed since awakening in the Hellzone. I wasn't just Widow, or No Eyes. I wasn't merely a broken monster who'd stumble...

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B2: Chapter 68: Old Acquaintance

Chapter 68: Old Acquaintance

I watched sunlight filter through the high windows of the Academy's east wing, dust motes dancing in the golden beams. My mechanical fingers traced patterns on the worn oak desk; an old habit I'd developed when processing complex thoughts.

More than a mo...

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B2: We Gods

We Gods

I stood upon the grand balcony of our sanctuary, gazing out at the realm we now commanded. Two thousand years had passed since we claimed the Primordials' power, yet only now did the land show signs of recovery. Mastering our Mantles had consumed twenty centuries… twenty ...

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B2: Chapter 67: Old Fanatic

Chapter 67: Old Fanatic

The stands began emptying, spectators filing out in stunned silence as attendants entered the arena to clean up what remained of Professor Shawe. Blood soaked into the sand as they worked, creating dark patterns across the battlefield.

I retracted my t...

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Chapter 66: Fool's End

Chapter 66: Fool's End

Dawn broke over the Academy spires as I completed my final preparations. The duel with Shawe approached, and every detail mattered. I selected a length of pristine white cloth and crimson silk from my supplies, carefully fashioning them into flowing robes tha...

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B2: Chapter 65: Nine Dragons

Chapter 65: Nine Dragons

As we emerged from the Hellzone's oppressive darkness into the Academy's familiar corridors, three familiar figures rushed toward us. Copelan, Patter, and Eyarna had been waiting at the entrance, their faces etched with worry that instantly melted into reli...

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Art: War Academy

A rendition of the War Academy.

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B2: Chapter 64: Dubious Faculty

Chapter 64: Dubious Faculty

"Widow!" Annes' voice echoed through the tunnel. "Where are you?"

I lifted my head from Langdon's body to see my companions racing toward me, accompanied by six strangers. Their gear showed the wear of seasoned adventurers: scuffed leather, patched...

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B2: Chapter 63: Our Teacher

Chapter 63: Our Teacher

I stared at Langdon's battered form, taking in the dried blood spattering his armor and the deep gouges carved into the metal plates. His clothing hung in tatters beneath, speaking of countless battles fought to reach us. Dark circles rimmed his eyes, and hi...

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B2: Chapter 62: Platinum Dragon

Chapter 62: Platinum Dragon

The memory surfaced as I stared at those dozens of gleaming eyes; nights spent poring over ancient tomes in the Academy library, searching for information about the creatures that stalked these depths. Dragons weren't a singular species, but rather a cla...

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B2: Chapter 61: Impossible Monsters

Chapter 61: Impossible Monsters

The Metallic Mantis's screech reverberated through the tunnel, its iron body thrashing against my tendrils' grip. Annes darted in, her auric steel blade finding gaps between the creature's armored plates. Sparks flew as metal met metal.

"Keep i...

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B2: Chapter 60: Dark Tunnels

Chapter 60: Dark Tunnels

I tracked the Lurking Horror through Three's sensors as it slithered overhead. My auric steel tendrils coiled silently around my companions, ready to yank them away at the first sign of danger.

Genta's light winked out, plunging us into absolute darkn...

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B2: Chapter 59: Deep Delve

Chapter 59: Deep Delve

I studied the crowd gathered before the Academy Hellzone's gates. Four Academy teams lounged against pillars or sat on benches, their postures relaxed, faces betraying boredom at this "school exercise." In stark contrast, the two Institute teams huddled near ...

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B2: Primordial Machinery

Primordial Machinery

I beheld the demesne of the Primordial of Machinery with both awe and trepidation. It floated several hundred feet over a vast, deep chasm, a palace of gears and pipes and endless mechanical minutiae cobbled together into a messy garble of an industrial nightma...

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Chapter 58: Celebratory Feast

Chapter 58: Celebratory Feast

The sounds of celebration filled room 401. Copelan and Patter had transformed the usually spartan space into a makeshift banquet hall, desk surfaces crowded with purloined delicacies from the Academy kitchens.

"Best part about being a noble?" Cop...

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B2: Chapter 57: Second Round

Chapter 57: Second Round

The crowd's excited murmuring fades as Reins called for the remaining captains to come forward. Twelve of us approached the battered metal pot, its dents and scratches telling stories of countless tournament draws.

I reached in, metallic fingers brush...

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Art: Widow

Just some AI art of Widow wearing the War Academy uniform.

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Chapter 56: First Round

Chapter 56: First Round

I scanned the packed arena, spotting Patter and Copelan in the front row. Their enthusiastic cheers for "Gutter House" rang out above the general roar, drawing dirty looks from nearby nobles. The sight warmed something in my mechanical chest.

Twenty-fo...

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B2: Chapter 55: Tournament Begins

Chapter 55: Tournament Begins

The three weeks pass quickly, each day vanishing like mist. We spent our evenings in combat against the vicious beasts that prowled the Hellzone, honing our abilities and testing our limits, while during the day we were devoted to lectures and studies....

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B2: Chapter 54: Gutter House

Chapter 54: Gutter House

Room 401 buzzed with excited discussion as we gathered around the battered study table. Papers covered in Copelan's neat handwriting lay scattered across its surface, with training schedules, combat formations, and tactical analyses all written upon the pag...

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B2: Chapter 53: The Announcement

Chapter 53: The Announcement

The Scorn Spider's legs thrashed against my auric steel tendrils, its massive body writhing as I pinned it to the cavern floor. Behind me, I heard Langdon shouting for everyone to fall back, but I knew this fight was already won.

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B2: Chapter 52: War Frame

Chapter 52: War Frame

I shifted in my seat as Professor Howlett's voice filled the lecture hall. My mechanical joints creaked softly beneath my uniform, a constant reminder of my less than human nature as the diminutive professor extolled humanity's divine right to rule.

"The...

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B2: Chapter 51: Hellzone Delve

Chapter 51: Hellzone Delve

The tunnel's magical torches cast dancing shadows as we descended past the first two levels. These areas remained empty as the Academy's diligent maintenance crews cleared out any monster nests that formed here.

Stay alert, I transmitted th...

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B2 Chapter 50: Field Trip

Chapter 50: Field Trip

Two hours later, my friends returned from their expedition to find me waiting in my combat chassis. Their eyes immediately fixed on the obvious alteration; where two mechanical arms had once been on my back, a single serpentine tendril composed of auric steel...

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B2: Chapter 49: Heavy Metal

Chapter 49: Heavy Metal

Langdon stood in the training yard's center, his practice sword catching the morning light. For once, his hair was combed and his uniform bore no visible stains. The change in his appearance matched the sharp focus in his eyes.

"Gather round," he calle...

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I have done it!

Celebrate, for I have done it! Now, the tier Revolver Girl truly is 20 chapters ahead of Royal Road. I have added five extra chapters today to the Revolver Girl tier, so that makes ten extra chapters up from the Tactical Critter tier.

Speaking of which, for some reason Patreon isn't notifyi...

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B2: Chapter 48: My Name

Chapter 48: My Name

I sat cross-legged on the cold stone floor of our basement hideout, surrounded by scattered mechanical parts and half-finished projects. The midnight hour had long passed, and the familiar sounds of my friends' footsteps had faded as they ventured into the Hellz...

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B2: Chapter 47: Mirror Image

Chapter 47: Mirror Image

That night, I entered my dorm room. I barely spent time here anymore and only came during the night to pretend to sleep before heading down to the secret basement storeroom to either enter the Academy Hellzone or create more machinery.

The room remain...

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B2: Chapter 46: Titan Slaying

Chapter 46: Titan Slaying

It took a while to calm him down. Langdon kept apologizing, his hands shaking as he alternated between reaching for my severed appendage and pulling back as if afraid to cause more damage.

"I'm truly sorry," he repeated for the fifth time. "I haven't...

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