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The Human From a Dungeon 22

Chapter 22

Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: 5

Human - American


"C'mon kiddo, you gotta keep your guard up!" Thunra shouted.

"What does that even MEAN?" I asked in frustration as I got off the ground.

I felt a bit of drool drip down my chin. I wiped at it...

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The New Threat 10

Chapter 10

Subject: Ship-Head Uleena

Species: Urakari

Description: Reptilian humanoid, no tail. 5'3" (1.6 m) avg height. 135 lbs (61 kg) avg weight. 105 year life expectancy.

Ship: RSV Lowelana {Fights with Honor}

Location: Unknown


There was a clunk ...

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The Human From a Dungeon 21

Chapter 21

Imlor Tula

Adventurer Level: N/A

Gnome - Kirkenian


"Two carts?" I asked incredulously.

"Yes," Moner said. "We were going to have them go with the main caravan, but they don't want to leave for another two days. If you're willing to take them you...

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The New Threat 9

Chapter 9

Subject: Captain Helena Mazur

Species: Human

Description: Mammalian humanoid, no tail. 6'2" (1.87 m) avg height. 185 lbs (84 kg) avg weight. 170 year life expectancy.

Ship: USSS Perforator

Location: Inopet 2


"Got a call for assistance in th...

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Hunting Humans - Bonus Content

Thank you for choosing Galartian Hunting Agency for your sentient hunting needs! Please read the entirety of the following documentation. Failure to read this documentation may result in grievous harm and/or death. Happy hunting!

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You have chosen to hunt Iyana.

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The Human From a Dungeon 20

Chapter 20

Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: 5

Human - American


"So without Yulk, Nash, and Nick there we'd have bit the dust, probably," Thunra said. "Joni definitely would've."

Yhisith and Thunra had caught Chief Gluhern up to speed, and had even provided a t...

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The New Threat 8

Chapter 8

Subject: AI Henry

Species: Human-Created Artificial Intelligence

Description: No physical description available.

Ship: N/A

Location: Classified


"Firing solution obtained," Ensign Coplite said.

"Load the weapon," Commander Helix ordere...

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The Human From a Dungeon 19

Chapter 19

Nash Alta

Adventurer Level: 8

Orc - Nulevan


The over-twenties took note of my defensive posture as they approached. Thunra raised an eyebrow as if he was confused by my reaction, but the rest avoided eye-contact. Instead, their eyes rested in tactical...

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The New Threat 7

Chapter 7

Subject: Prime 82

Species: Omni-Union Aligned Artificial Intelligence

Description: No physical description available.

Ship: MPP 82

Location: Unknown


How many years has it been since something this exciting has happened? Since I've been awak...

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The Human From a Dungeon 18

Chapter 18

Nash Alta

Adventurer Level: 8

Orc - Nulevan


Joni crumpled to the ground gasping for air. I hefted my axe, prepared to intercept the creature as it rushed forward. Then the thing suddenly froze in its tracks and slowly turned to Nick, sniffing the air....

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The New Threat 6

Chapter 6

Subject: High Ambassador Kivar Shuel

Species: Isolan

Description: Mammalian Shokanoid, no tail. 5'9" (1.75 m) avg height. 180 lbs (81.6 kg) avg weight. 95 year life expectancy.

Ship: N/A

Location: Rigara


"Ma'am, have you finished packing fo...

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The Human From a Dungeon 17

Chapter 17

Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: 5

Human - American


'Yes I am,' the AI said.

I glanced at the orcs who were watching me with concern plain on their faces. If I were in their place I'd be alarmed too. Hell, I probably should be, and this mac...

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The New Threat 5

Chapter 5

Subject: Ship-Head Uleena

Species: Urakari

Description: Reptilian humanoid, no tail. 5'3" (1.6 m) avg height. 135 lbs (61 kg) avg weight. 105 year life expectancy.

Ship: RSV Lowelana {Fights with Honor}

Location: Unknown


Nothing had changed...

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The Human From a Dungeon 16

Chapter 16

Unknown

Adventurer Level: N/A

Unknown - Unknown


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repairing hardware... error 7984

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The New Threat 4

Chapter 4

Subject: AI Henry

Species: Human-Created Artificial Intelligence

Description: No physical description available.

Ship: N/A

Location: Classified


It is rare for an Artificial Intelligence to get absolutely blindsided, yet that's exactly what ...

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The Human From a Dungeon 15

Chapter 15

Nash Alta

Adventurer Level: 8

Orc - Nulevan


"Up and at 'em, Nashy-poo," Yulk whispered in a mockingly paternal tone.

I sat up and glared at him, making certain that my distaste for his antics was apparent on my face. I hate being woken up by Yul...

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The New Threat 3

Chapter 3

Subject: Captain Reynolds

Species: Human

Description: Mammalian humanoid, no tail. 6'2" (1.87 m) avg height. 185 lbs (84 kg) avg weight. 170 year life expectancy.

Ship: USSS Thanatos

Location: Alpha Centauri


"I don't like it," Captain Wong ...

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The Human From a Dungeon 14

Chapter 14

Thunra Grantuf

Adventurer Level: 23

Orc - Nillisonian


I chuckled happily to myself as the rest of the party checked their gear. Working for the High Chief is grand. We're gettin' paid 15 gold each to investigate a beginner's dungeon. To get pay this h...

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The New Threat 2

Chapter 2

Subject: AI Omega

Species: Human-Created Artificial Intelligence

Description: No physical description available.

Ship: Multiple

Location: Multiple


As usual, I was handling multiple tasks at once. Trying to get all of our ships repaired and ...

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The Human From a Dungeon 13

Chapter 13

Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: 5

Human - American


It wasn't an easy trek, but we did it. We managed to pull the cart all the way back to the village, with only a couple of rests along the way. Once we got to the guild hall, I breathed a heavy sigh of re...

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The New Threat

Chapter 1


Hello reader! Everything in this novel has been translated for your convenience. All time is set around Earth standard time and idioms have been adjusted so that they make sense to American English speakers. The only exception is certain nouns. Those are written in thei...

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The Human From a Dungeon 12

Chapter 12

Imlor Tula

Adventurer Level: N/A

Gnome - Kirkenian


Day 3

I'm still trapped in the tree. The food and water I had are gone, and these damned rats are still waiting for me to come down. They've been taking shifts, some sleeping during the day and ...

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The Human From a Dungeon 11

Chapter 11

Nash Alta

Adventurer Level: 8

Orc - Nulevan


The Adventurer's Guild. It's hosted within a very plain looking grey bricked building here in Nuleva, but I'd heard that elsewhere the buildings get very fancy. It's said that in one of the gnomish countries...

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The Human From a Dungeon 10

Chapter 10

Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: N/A

Human - American


I gazed up at the lovely afternoon sky and sighed. The sun, which was shining brightly as if it were content with its existence, was floating in a sea of light blue. Puffy little clouds slowly floated ...

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The Human From a Dungeon 9

Chapter 9

High Chief Ulurmak

Adventurer Level: N/A

Orc - Kirkenian


I gazed longingly out of my window at the mountains in the distance, a wall of gigantic snow-capped teeth separating the orcish high-chiefdom of Kirkena from the elven kingdom of Bolisir. As a yo...

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The Human From a Dungeon 8

Chapter 8

Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: N/A

Human - American


"This is the arena," Nash said, gesturing around him.

When Nash had mentioned where we were going I had expected something shaped like the Colosseum. Instead, it was a dirt patch encircled within ...

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The Human From a Dungeon 7

Chapter 7

Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: N/A

Human - American


"What the hell just happened?" I asked, dumbfounded.

"You destroyed the stone and a good chunk of the target!" Yulk exclaimed.

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The Human From a Dungeon 6

Chapter 6

Nick Smith

Adventurer Level: N/A

Human - American


"We should wake him up," Yulk said, his voice doing just that.

"Don't get impatient. We've got a lot to do today, he'll need his rest," Nash replied.

Silently giving my whole-hearted agreeme...

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The Human From a Dungeon 5

Chapter 5

Yulk Alta

Adventurer Level: 7

Orc - Nulevan


Nash and I turned around to allow the human to get dressed in privacy. Nash was on edge the entire time that our backs were turned. He must still think the little critter could be a threat. He's not wrong, I ...

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The Human From a Dungeon 4

Chapter 4

Kirisaka Raksin

Adventurer Level: 11

Orc - Nulevan


"Been a while since I was last in the dungeon," Alurn said as we reached the collapsed wall.

"Same. Not since I reached level nine," Rirnu replied.

"I was in here last year," Pakin the vile...

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