Hey all,
First I want to thank you all for your support. It means the world to me, honestly.
So, as a thank you I am going to be moving the Patreon an extra week ahead of RoyalRoad.
So tomorrow I will be uploading a whole week worth of chapters!
Thanks again to all of you ...
2023-06-30 08:08:53 +0000 UTC View Post“So, smartass, how the fuck are we going to do this?” Bell asked.
“I have no bloody idea,” Bert smiled back. “In case you haven’t noticed yet. I tend to make this shit up as I go along.”
...
2023-06-30 08:06:06 +0000 UTC View PostBert J Hudson woke up the next morning with his face pressed against the dirt. He coughed, watching dust puff into the air, and groaned. His head felt like it had an entire foundry busily working away in it. He sat up slowly and...
2023-06-28 08:26:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe last of the trees fell, revealing the remains of an old and broken roadway. Bert whistled in appreciation. It was almost as large as the new road being left behind by the Waystation. Nothing moved in the mile or so between th...
2023-06-28 08:25:24 +0000 UTC View PostBernice slammed the door behind her as she pushed him into the room. He laughed as she had to open it again to remove her skirt, then she threw herself into his arms and kissed him deeply.
“I’m so happy for you,” She wept as she held his...
2023-06-24 09:57:42 +0000 UTC View Post“I can’t believe you’re going to take the Test!” Bernice said excitedly as Dave helped himself to another portion of bacon. “Well done you.” She looked at him thoughtfully.
“I’m not committing suicide if that is what you are thinking. ...
2023-06-24 09:56:12 +0000 UTC View PostHis first day as a mage… and Dave spent most of it cleaning the toilets again. Some young idiot had put something in the food again. It was such an old prank that was considered ‘harmless’ by the College. They didn’t even punish the ones responsibl...
2023-06-24 09:55:10 +0000 UTC View PostChapter One -
The advantages of being invisible.
The funny thing about being a servant to the powerful, Dave thought, was that they often wholly forgot you existed. He doubted he was the first to take advantage of that fact, but he at least thought his plan held a not...
2023-06-24 09:54:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Cover image for my short story entry for RoyalRoad. I will be posting the chapters over there next week, but will post them all here today.
Hope you enjoy it and thanks for all your support!
2023-06-24 09:52:45 +0000 UTC View PostBert dove aside as the wall collapsed. Before he even finished his roll, another section of the wall collapsed.
“God damn, trap-setting, tricksy little fuckers!” Bert growled as he dodged away again. A small section of the cei...
2023-06-23 08:35:32 +0000 UTC View PostLowes watched Reed lean over the Balcony of their room in the Bear’s Fall.
“You’re going to fall if you lean much further out.” He said casually.
“I doubt that, darling.” Reed smiled.
“Still, it makes me n...
2023-06-21 09:15:02 +0000 UTC View Post“Are we there yet?” Bell groaned.
“Where?” Bert asked.
“Anywhere!” Bell yelled in his ear and giggled.
“Fuck sake, Bell,” Bert grumbled under his breath. “We aren’t even moving!”
“That was ...
2023-06-21 09:14:06 +0000 UTC View Post“I still think it would be easier just to run them all over.” Bell grumped.
“Any chance you want to tell me why you are terrified of rabbits?” Bert asked, for about the tenth time since they got back to the Waystation.
Be...
2023-06-16 07:57:33 +0000 UTC View Post“Go away,” Bell groaned and tried to hide under the blankets. “I’m dying, just let me die in peace!” She burrowed further as Bert tried to dig her out of the cradle. “I want to die! Just let me die!” The miserable pixie hid her ...
2023-06-16 07:55:49 +0000 UTC View PostBud felt himself relax as Slothy ambled down the drawbridge. Being around when Bell and Bert lost it was never a good idea. After briefly warning the other residents and guests of the Waystation to stay indoors and ignore anything t...
2023-06-14 09:22:50 +0000 UTC View PostBert stretched as he walked over the connecting bridge to Trailer One. The farmland was looking… strange. He leaned on the railing for a while, trying to make heads or tails of the fields below him.
He was only gone for a day or two at ...
2023-06-14 09:21:41 +0000 UTC View Post“Well?” Bert asked as the rogue stared at him open-mouthed.
An arrow flew from the Hunter, only for Bert to block it without looking.
“Am I taking that as a no?” He sighed as another arrow came flying out of the canopy. “Will ...
2023-06-09 08:47:30 +0000 UTC View Post
A new cover to go along with the other changes coming in Vol. 2!
2023-06-07 14:49:53 +0000 UTC View PostBert marveled at his lack of vertigo. It had always been a problem for him. Until he lost Gwen, anyway. He didn’t care about or fear anything very much after that.
It seemed that the fear had not returned despite his happiness and connection...
2023-06-07 12:08:01 +0000 UTC View Post“And you’re sure about this?” Bert asked as Scruff stared defiantly up at him.
“Yes.” Their eyes shone with determination. “What’s wrong with it?”
“Nothing, nothing.” Bert quickly stammered. “Just where I come from...
2023-06-07 12:06:43 +0000 UTC View PostThe Waystation -
Changes coming in Vol 2.
Hey!
I wanted to let everyone know about the changes as I move on to the second Volume of The Garbage Man Chronicles!
The Waystation was my first time writing a book; honestly, I did not expect the level of success I had so far. A ...
2023-06-03 09:34:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Starting in the next week or two I will be posting an ongoing serialized novel over on royal road. Patrons here can expect to get chapters a week or two ahead of their debut over there.
As time goes on expect Character Art, Behind The Scenes, Sneak Peaks, and more to be available only here ...
2023-04-25 10:18:10 +0000 UTC View Post