My kingdom never rested on its laurels, and neither did I.
Studiously inspecting the soft grass looked upon by dignitaries. Assessing the lining of the pillows admired by guests. Combing the contents of low-brow adventure romance titles for slander and falsehoods.
Within the halls of ...
2023-08-09 02:16:42 +0000 UTC View PostSilence greeted me upon my arrival to the Trierport branch of the Adventurer’s Guild.
An appropriate response. That someone of my hygiene standards would willingly return to a place infested with rodents was deserving of stunned awe. And there were likely mice here, too.
Even so, it...
2023-08-06 02:34:14 +0000 UTC View PostDisgusting.
My only thoughts were how, despite it all, that weird stain on the wooden floor simply wouldn’t go. It was absurdly stubborn. Like a peasant on its knees, pleading that it had a family to feed.
Beneath me, a cadre of ogre servants, each formerly a grizzled sailor, wept a...
2023-08-04 02:12:52 +0000 UTC View PostChief Officer Reman Tinsley whistled as he strolled along the beach.
An unusual feeling. He rarely enjoyed the sand beneath his feet. There were few reasons to. As the second most senior officer on the Golden Pearl, he’d transcended the need to personally haul barrels across a be...
2023-08-02 01:58:58 +0000 UTC View PostDisappointing.
Were this man truly royalty, he would have chosen between at least two dozen ready made responses. All of them to do with the single strand of wayward hair I needed one of Florella’s combs to repair.
Instead, he blithely approached, a purposeful swagger in his steps a...
2023-07-30 02:27:58 +0000 UTC View PostHi guys!
If you haven't read the latest update yet, you can do so here (chapter 130 for Adventurer tier) and 2023-07-28 02:29:02 +0000 UTC View Post
As a princess, I had plans.
Big plans. Grand plans. Plans so extravagant in scope that nobody other than myself seemed to understand them.
Of course, not all of my plans bore fruit.
Sometimes, they were a catastrophic disappointment.
My plan to insidiously expand my orchar...
2023-07-28 01:41:29 +0000 UTC View PostBy the time the waves outside the cove had settled, all that could be seen of the creaking ship which had carried me here was a broken keel, a torn mast and a blanket of strewn flotsam washing out to sea.
A grim sight made even clearer by the onset of dawn.
It crept across the horizon...
2023-07-26 02:30:46 +0000 UTC View PostYoung Talrik of the Bloodskull Tribe was always considered a meek boy.
Therefore, if eyebrows could be raised, all the matriarchs of the tribe would have done so when he declared he’d be leaving behind the homely comforts of the Doom Pits, the Arena of Blood and the Chimera Petting Zoo to...
2023-07-23 02:32:30 +0000 UTC View PostI stood up, nodding sagely as I completed my thorough medical examination of the drooling mermaid before me.
After examining her blue fins, her pale arms, wrists, and the state of the mortifying dribbling from the edge of her lips, I summoned all the latent healing magic imbued in my angeli...
2023-07-21 01:30:52 +0000 UTC View PostOf all the barometers measuring the difference between royalty and those who would claim to be royalty, nothing was more telling than the loyalty of retainers.
Even were the worst to pass and a peasant wielding a pitchfork sat upon my kingdom’s throne, all who had ever served under my fam...
2023-07-19 01:14:23 +0000 UTC View PostIn the bustling port town of Trierport, a gentle maiden was tending to her flock.
However, she was no shephard. She was a princess. And her flock were the children of the St. Florella Children’s Orphanage.
Though it made her deeply uneasy to be visiting an orphanage with her namesak...
2023-07-16 00:21:34 +0000 UTC View PostMy, a golden foyer?
How quaint.
I used to have one of these, back when my bedroom tower was still being built. A village had been requisitioned for its construction, the farmers removed from their less important tasks of feeding themselves to aid in its assembly.
It took a summe...
2023-07-14 01:21:24 +0000 UTC View PostI peered above a boulder lodged into the sand.
The wet sand.
Yes. It was grim. Even with my feather steps, I could feel the sludge beginning to coat my soles like the congealed tears of my servants. But this? This was twice as bad. After all, those servants were not present t...
2023-07-12 01:04:42 +0000 UTC View PostThe Golden Prince was a man who saw the beauty in everything. Because he was everything. That was neither arrogance nor conceitedness. Just a simple statement of fact.
Nobody existed outside of the Golden Prince’s world, for the simple reason that he alone lived in it.
A world where...
2023-07-09 02:12:22 +0000 UTC View PostThe lighthouse might very well be a decrepit tower perfectly in keeping with the aesthetics of the rest of the isle, but the chamber housed at the top was anything but.
Aside from the debris which had mysteriously entered, the layout was hauntingly familiar.
Walnut armoires stood oppo...
2023-07-07 01:49:59 +0000 UTC View PostI frowned as I was presented with the latest eyesore my precious memories were tasked with forgetting.
Everything.
Despite the elevation of this particular district, this caricature of a town failed to rise above the odour of poverty which pervaded the entire rock.
Here...
2023-07-05 00:20:21 +0000 UTC View PostThey wouldn’t let me borrow a cannon.
Unfortunate. The effects of a cannon would be simpler for any wandering maids to dust away than every alternative I wished to bring onto this place.
It was interesting. I could feel a pulse throbbing in my temple. Was that good? Likely not. Each...
2023-07-01 21:58:44 +0000 UTC View PostAs a princess, I was host to a range of useful and highly specialised skills.
I could, for example, identify the origin of the oranges used to make bergamot tea down to its latitude and longitude. More than once, trade delegations had been left red-faced as I laughed their poorly sourced wa...
2023-06-29 23:21:20 +0000 UTC View PostThe Emerald Sea glittered beneath the setting dusk, its endless horizon akin to a line of shimmering pearls as it spread out before me.
They say it’s one of the seven wonders of the world. They are wrong. There is only one wonder and it’s me. And so I gifted the crew of the Henriett...
2023-06-27 23:07:00 +0000 UTC View PostIt was hard being beautiful.
For Roxelle de Carreaux-Lensoise, it was especially hard.
She loved being beautiful, sure. Who didn’t? But for the most beautiful mermaid in the Emerald Sea, she suffered challenges nobody else did. And it wasn’t just the daily routine necessary to mai...
2023-06-24 23:09:25 +0000 UTC View PostDespite my impressive 20 metre swimming certificate, I did not count swimming amongst my favoured hobbies.
Such a revelation often caused visitors to query the certificate placed prominently on its own display in the Royal Villa, their heads tilted in puzzlement as they hid their shock and ...
2023-06-20 23:15:03 +0000 UTC View PostI blinked as the wooden ceiling barely inches above my face faded in and out of my vision.
Here in a private compartment, I, Juliette Contzen, 3rd Princess to the Kingdom of Tirea, was currently lying atop a sack of potatoes.
Yes, potatoes.
Not a chaise armchair padded with cord...
2023-06-17 23:16:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe Royal Villa was a grand monument to opulence. Though outwardly little more than a countryside manor, it was no lord’s holding or duke’s summer retreat.
It was the home of kings and queens. And behind its modest walls resided more treasures than could be found anywhere else in the ki...
2023-06-13 23:35:53 +0000 UTC View PostThe ship creaked as it left Trierport’s docks behind. Creaked. Like the roof of an inn beneath a rainy night. I had significant concerns each time I slept in an inn, and I was now no more accustomed to the thought of a mouldy ceiling crashing down upon my delicate head than I was the f...
2023-06-10 23:21:59 +0000 UTC View PostAs a princess, I was all too used to my smallest endeavours drawing the adoration of commoners and nobility alike.
Granted, all which separated the two were a handful of vowels and consonants. But even so.
Whether it be my 937th award winning dabble in modern impressionism or the simp...
2023-06-06 22:15:08 +0000 UTC View PostWithin the twisting streets of Trierport’s old town, shadows danced between alleys as lantern posts flickered with life.
The last dregs of dusk could no longer be seen rising over Trierport’s rooftops. The scarlet hue which had welcomed us was now stifled by a blanket of early night. 2023-06-03 14:12:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The Trierport branch of the Adventurer's Guild was even more slovenly than I imagined.
Within a common room intricately modelled after the finest of rundown bars, I wrinkled my nose at the sheer lack of any morals on display.
Truly, the void of work ethics was spectacular in its own r...
2023-05-30 23:11:43 +0000 UTC View Post“W-W-What is this … ?!”
My mouth fell open at the sight before me.
There was much to admire about the kingdom's famed coastline. Beneath the setting sun, I witnessed a shimmering sea as rich as pearls and beaches as golden as my heart. And yet neither was currently responsible f...
2023-05-27 21:38:33 +0000 UTC View PostIn the royal capital of Reitzlake, the flocks of white gulls circling the air above the lake announced the onset of dusk even before the first hints of scarlet could be seen.
For first time visitors, the sheer cacophony was enough to drive them to the peace of an inn on the other side of th...
2023-05-23 23:27:11 +0000 UTC View Post