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END OF THE MONTH CLUB - LIVESTREAM

We're trying a livestream to answer voicemails today. Click the link above, starting 10:30 EST.

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CLUB ZOO - JUNE 21, 2025

IT WASN'T A WAP / STEPHEN HAWKING SOUND BOARD / SEX KID / COULD NOT MOVE MY MOUTH / IS SABRINA CARPENTER BAD FOR WOMEN / TARANTINO TENTH MOVIE / THEDA MESSES UP THE TARANTINO COUNT / COLD TART LEMON / WOULD YOU RATHER WITH BONNIE BLUE / PETTING ZOO WITH THE INTERNS / ARGENTINA GAYS / LOVE ISLAND ...

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June 2025 Playlist

APPLE MUSIC

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Main Ep: "FORMER GLORY EPISODE 1...AN IMPOSSIBLE MISSION"

Theda is in personal crisis in New York when an unbelievable opportunity comes crashing through her window. Macy is having a wonderful time in Spain and can't wait to reconnect with her dear friend. Can the two come together to regain their Former Glory???

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CLUB ELLEN - JUNE 13, 2025

SMOOTHIES FOR ALL / JACKING OFF TO RIPLEY'S GAME / BOYS IN MEN'S SPORTS / MY NAME AS A LITTLE GIRL WAS COCK / HEY TONY / COLE WON! / WHAT IS THE PUSSY CAT DOLLS? / THE WASHBOARD NUMBER FROM PIRATE PENZANCE / HOT WET SUCKABLE NIPPLES OF THE WEEK / MANCHILD MUSIC VIDEO / ADDISON BY ADDISON REVIEW /...

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CLUB ELLEN - JUNE 07, 2025

RELAXED SHOW NO INTERNS TODAY / ENTER THE MUNN-LANEY VERSE / MATT RIFE RUN THRU CUCK FUCKER / EMERGENCY SESSION FOR ORTEGAGA AT "TUDUM" WITH OUR GOONER FRIEND IN THE TABLE / BABY RAINDEER WROTE ZOMBIEBOY / WAS NURSE JACKIE A LESBIAN? / WHY ISN'T LAZY GIRL ON SPOTIFY WHEN IT CLEARLY IS / NEVER TAK...

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2dum

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RSS feed repaired

and the people responsible have been soundly punished

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VISUAL AIDS FOR TITS OUT WOMAN

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CLUB SOUP - MAY 31, 2025

Meet the new intern Raspberry / Please, take my apartment / Instagram woman with her tits out / Eleanor knocks out Ashley with a pizza paddle / Raspberry discovers her kink / All my children died in car accidents from vaping / My female nurse gave me heroin and has a big ass / My male nurse is a ...

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Are people still having problems getting the RSS feed to load in Apple Podcasts?

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L.A. Here We Come...Back to the Elysian July 3rd!

Nymphowars Presents: KNFW Live From Los Angeles 2: Escape to L.A.

Theda Hammel and Macy Rodman from KNFW terrestrial radio are back in L.A....but at what cost!? Can the gals survive showbiz pitfalls and celeb snafus long enough to get their big break in Hollywood? Find out ...

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CLUB SKRUB - MAY 24, 2025

Get your skrubs out. It's time for a late upload!!! Eleanor's a snitch / She Daisy vs. He/Him Natalie Maines / my gay ass is pregnant again / Carrie Underwood should stick to what she knows best...falling down the ski mountain / what's the spanish word for maricon / theda arcteryx taco adventure ...

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LATE UPLOAD TODAY

SORRY FELLERS -- bunch of tech to solve

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Tig Cruise

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CLUB INTERN - MAY 17 2025

WELCOME TO CLUB INTERN / SILAS ON FLAT WHITE / ELEANOR ON MAKI / ASHLEY ON THE DROP / AND SEAN? WHO KNOWS! / SO NO ONE TOLD YOU THE ULTIMATE NEPO BABY - ACTUAL BABY ALLY WILLIS SISTER OF RUMER WILLIS  - WAS THE WRITER OF THAT SONG FROM FRIENDS / SELF SUCKING TWINS WITH FIERCE CORE STRENGTH /...

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MAY 2025 PLAYLIST

APPLE MUSIC
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Well...It's tranny ...

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WATCH ALONG! CHARLIE ANGEL 2000....

Charlie has three angel. Drew, Barrymore, and Lucy Liu.....not to mention bill Murray! This is just the beginning of a movie called Charlie Angel, from the year 1999+1 and Theda and Macy are watching of this movie....and commenting upon....Hello? God? It's me...CHARLIE ANGEL...

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DOGSHIT RADIO 04

MY PASSION IS TO BE APHEX TWIN / COWBOY CARTER TOUR IS REHEAT REN FAIR NACHO? / KATY PERRY IS A STRANGE DUCK / LADY GAGA PAYING TRIBUTE TO SHARON NEEDLES / LADY GAGA THEDA MACY VAGINA MONOLOGUES / PROTECT THE BALLS / IDEOMA TESTERONI / LORDE GUANTANAMO / PENN BADGLEY WEIRD WHITE NAME / COLD VS. W...

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Brick

The caption really bit me in the ass

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DOGSHIT RADIO 003

Past the boots...Disco Infirma...Osteopathy...NYU Langone...Vicky Cristina Barcelona...European Leisure...Fat Actress...LA/NY...We love to love ya baby!

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APRIL 2025 PLAYLIST

APPLE MUSIC
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Pluck. Celadon. Dro...

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DOGSHIT RADIO 002

Failure to Launch, What Women Want, Madrid, Wifi Highs and Wifi Lows, White POTUS, Tariffied, The Last of Us, Veneno Revisited, "I Love Mary, Man"!

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DOGSHIT RADIO 001

We are getting our radio equipment back together after the Apple Store fucked us BIG TIME!!!! We're talking getting dogshit out of our quilts, MTA stans, Dr. Joe Dispenza, our video content spinoff opportunity, DVD hoarding, AI Porn, Carrie Coon and Tracy Letts and more...ALL with no Sound FX and...

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My Trip To Spain (Short Film)

Hi everybody! Sorry we're having some logistical complications while Macy gets set up in her new home and I sort out some health stuff. We hope to be up and running at capacity very soon. One meager offering we have at the moment is this short film from what feels like a lifetime ago. This is a p...

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CLUB WATER BUTTER DINNER - MARCH 29, 2025

Wicker. Gala Season. Abi needs to suck. Call her fucking kidding me. Calming, lavender loving muffin ladies. A few calls. Goodbye, room.

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MAYHEM: ANARCHY

A BOOTLEG

1. CLOSER DISEASE
2. SPELL 2
3. BRITNEY'S GARDEN
4. SAVAGE CELEBRITY
5. VANISH INTO ELEANOR RIGBY
6. KILL HUH!
7. ZOMBIEBACK GIRLS
8. DANGERDRUG
9. HOW OLD DO U WANT ME?
10. DON'T CALL ALEJANDRO
11. SHADOW OF A MAN IN THE MIRROR
12. THE BEAST INSID...

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CLUB MOM - MARCH 21, 2025

Welcome back, cock! Be gone with you, poop! Mayhem has curdled. It's time to be mom. I like the sun. We would die with a smile for Amanda Seifried. Jimmy Fallon is the devil. Keep chuggin that wine, if you give a damn about other people.

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MARCH 2025 PLAYLIST

There’s something about bright green tulip shoots that makes life worth living. Jutting stalagmites of fleshy chlorophyll cutting their way out of the dirt to grow large enough to show pussy to the world. It’s a similar soothing feeling I get when I see a mint julep scented face mask. They do...

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The effigy

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