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TSPS Episode 611 – Using Up The Budget

 

We’re digging holes tonight. This show is brought to you by EET FUCK, Boca Recovery Center, anagle009, Omni, and Fun Society Arcade.

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World of Prank Calls Episode 38 – Sing For Me

 

Today’s episode features calls from Dwight The Janitor, Dragonmere, The Telephone Bandits, Carbon and Clay from Partytime. It’s a great show of people getting angry for various ridiculou...

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TSPS Episode 610 - Fitness Neighborhood

Exactly 5 years ago Lee sent a request for me to prank all 3 gyms in his neighborhood. He probably quit listening forever ago, but I'm going to do it anyway. This show is sponsored by Travis B, Russian c...

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Hobosode 221 - Cats Love Lasers

 

Everybody knows that cat cafes and Office Depots never mix well together and this show is going to show you exactly why. This one is sponsored by Toinetoine. The opening theme is from the 19...

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TSPS Episode 609 – That Wife Of Yours

 

It’s Sunday, so of course that means calls where people write on my car in the snow, they build unauthorized snowmen in my yard, they leave footprints all over the yard as they prowl aroun...

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TSPS Episode 608 - Brad Gets Political

 

Today I call a list of numbers on Twitter that was compiled by MustBeTheMeds. I get to impersonate Melania Trump, Andrew Wang, John Cena, the Wendy's corporate office, and more! This show is...

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Hobosode 220 - My Lawyer Will Shoot You

 

Here's a free Hobosode that is brought to you by Rhett B. We start with a call back to a certain lawn service guy from last week's Snow Plow Show, then talk to an apartment manager about fre...

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TSPS Episode 607 – Job Interviews and Magnets

 

The neighborhood from the last show has been warned about me, so I move on to some people looking for a mall job, a guy dinging my car with his advertisement, and switch on a high-powered ma...

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TSPS Episode 606 – Gentrification

 

Today’s show is mostly from a list of Roland’s neighbors, who don’t appreciate me lying in their yards, delivering their packages too far from the front door, and who deny molesting my...

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Hobosode 219 - Name Changes

 

I call two small lists today. One is a listener's coworkers and the other is a listener's friends and both are sort of fun. I change some numbers, change some names, and ask a few people to ...

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Live Show Video from July 17th, 2018 - I Have A Dream

I've got a bunch of live show videos that I've never posted. Here's one I found recently and I'm pretty sure I've never posted it before. This is from a Mixlr-only show where I recorded video, but didn't stream it. I was going for a messy hair and pajamas look, but I don't think it worked. This i...

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Hobosode 218 - Sensei Plug

 

All Sensei Doug wants is a place to plug in a long extension cord, but none of his neighbors will help him accomplish this incredibly simple task and instead hide behind the shield of corpor...

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Hobosode 217 – EYES

 

In the first show of the decade, we do some spelling tests, call out a neighbor on his hobo truck, and order a few people to stop being such motherfuckers. This one is sponsored by Rhett B. ...

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TSPS Episode 605 - Christmas Tree Life Hack

 

Today we’re talking about LIFE HACKS and how they can SAVE YOU MONEY! This episode is brought to you by Edvard G, Looshkin, Delorean J, JT, and Brown Magic.

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TSPS Episode 604 - Angry Calls For CertainCoat

Bell Telephone’s star employee, Tim Henson, attempts to fix some mistakes for customers, only to yelled at and threatened with lawsuits. This extra-angry episode is brought to you by Jimdusky, Eco...

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TSPS Episode 603 – Dingcember

Santa has some problems controlling his elves and his sleigh in today’s show. It’s brought to you by Omni, Dirty syringe, Fun Society Arcade, kristine!, Chris J, and Radio Shack! Everyone’s fa...

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TSPS Episode 602 - Sunday's Live Mall Show

Merry Christmas! On Sunday afternoon I did a live show of mall Santa adventures and it was fun. It was over 3 hours long but lucky for you, you only have to listen to about 2 hours of it. It's brought to...

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Hobosode 216 - Porta Potty

 

In this Hobosode most people realize that it's a joke and hang up on me. Get ready to wonder why you bothered listening and then blame anagle009 for being the sponsors. Opening tune by B.A. ...

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TSPS 601 – Fuck Bitches Get Money

 

Every Christmas season, mall workers across the world have to deal with Santa’s giant ego and his rock star personality. This show is brought to you by David J, Serial shitter, Unfort...

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TSPS Episode 600 – Phoning It In

Every 100 episodes I create a “best of” show that features the best calls of the past 100 episodes. Today’s really long episode features calls from the 2019-12-14 22:48:45 +0000 UTC View Post

TSPS Episode 599 – Solar Freakin' Roadways

 

Today we’re going to make a few people some offers they can’t refuse because we don’t know how to say no. This show is brought to you by Billy S, Jesselobster, Boo Lighter, Mr. Ab...

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Hobosode 215 – Monkeying Around

 

It's time to monkey around in some customer cell phone accounts and accidentally change their phone numbers that are just soooooooo important to them. This Hobosode is brought to you by Plaa...

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TSPS Episode 598 – Succulents and Perpetual Energy

In today’s episode some apartment managers get the most exciting days of their careers, dealing with perpetual motion machines, frictionless apartments, non-existent cats, unauthorized urinals, and dou...

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Hobosode 214 – Not Interested

 

Another Prank Call Show brings us another show of me doing the same ole thing, calling up people selling things and letting them know that I'm not interested. Opening tune by El Hombre, back...

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New PLA Zine

Today I mailed out about 50 issues of the latest PLA zine to the $20 and over supporters and a few other people, so if you have your current address in the Patreon machine, be expecting that soon. I'm going to address some more tonight and mail out a few more tomorrow, for some of the $10 - $15 s...

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TSPS Episode 597 – Pranksgiving 2019

 

Prankgiving happened for a full 24 hours and it was the usual amount of Pranksgiving fun. I did a live show last night at 2:30 to 4:00am and this is the audio from it, with the added bonus o...

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Hobosode 213 - Restraining Order

Parkman sponsors this show where a UPS driver isn't allowed to bring packages to a certain block because his ex-wife lives there and she's got a restraining order on him. Opening tune by B.A. Johnson, ba...

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TSPS Episode 596 – Sand Blasting

Hey look, it’s the Monday show that you hear every single Monday because I never miss a Monday of putting a new show out, it’s never happened. This Monday show is brought to you by Brown Magic, ...

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Hobosode 212 - Giant Electromagnet

Jeremy sent me a guitar store phone number to prank 4 years ago and today I'm finally calling it, along with a few other businesses in the same shopping center. Opening tune by El Hombre, background musi...

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TSPS Episode 595 - I Love You

 

Today's episode has lots of love for everyone, especially the sponsors, who are FOD87, goby, The Least Creative, Jamie F, and Todd L.