Like seriously I think I had a bone to pick with my dick on this one. Is that too uncouth? IDK, doesn't strike me as a particularly sexy thing to say LMAO
Hey, if I'm good at this it's not because I know what I'm doing, it's more luck than judgement.
ANYWHO, this one's full o...
2025-05-05 23:25:54 +0000 UTC View PostDesperate, leaking, needy, pathetic. That's how you wanted me, and that's how you made me. I can't finish without you, and a part of me doesn't even want to anymore. So here I am, to beg for you to give me my needs.
A sequel to an old warlock x patron audio where at the end,...
2025-04-30 14:21:27 +0000 UTC View PostSorry I've been slow on the draw lately folks, been a busy couple of weeks. But anyway, here we are, poll up, I like the new option, though tbh, my favourite on this list has gone unappreciated for a while. Maybe y'all will figure out which it is.
Teasing the Matriarch
2025-04-29 09:05:22 +0000 UTC
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Kinda loses its exoticism after the first time, huh? Ah well, only one more to go in this locale then we're golden lol
The creepy dead eyed sex doll I ran into while scrolling kept it fresh tho
But I thought I'd also take a mo to make some li announcements. First, I'm g...
2025-04-27 13:52:39 +0000 UTC View PostOoooh how exotic, ey?
But yes, here's the (very late) ramblefap (sorry), I'm releasing some pent up energy here in a small moany way, trying to stay quiet cus I don't trust the walls to not be thin.
2025-04-22 22:06:49 +0000 UTC View PostA special treat for you all. I rarely have actually funny bloopers worth hearing so you get to hear me accidentally give myself a coughing fit, the hiccups and a burp attack all at once lmao
Slightly gross I guess but I found my own reaction funny
Fr tho today's recording sessi...
2025-04-19 13:42:19 +0000 UTC View PostI'm kinda excited about this one. I've been saying I wanna do more scripts to explore more varied ideas, so from this week's script reaping has given us two new scripts for the poll.
I will say, as a quick TW, the fifth option is a somnophilia audio. It is fully consensual, as in the couple...
2025-04-18 00:03:31 +0000 UTC View PostCW: There is a 'threat' at the start of this audio, but it's like... narrative, if that makes sense. It's a fantasy character "I could kill you so don't talk shit to me" line, it's idle and has no baring on the rest of the audio, just so you know.
Revenge is a grand old...
2025-04-14 19:26:27 +0000 UTC View PostThere was a time when I had some shame.
Not these days lmao
But fr I think I fully lose my train of thought about six(?) times in this one, which is... well I'm sure you'll all hear
Have a lovely time everyone!
2025-04-13 16:24:15 +0000 UTC View PostYour prisoner doesn't seem to quite grasp his situation. First of all, he's quippy, which is bad enough, secondly, despite you kicking his arse half way to Avernus, he hasn't quite lost his little smirk, and thirdly, he seems convinced that you like him.
Well you won't, e...
2025-04-08 19:24:58 +0000 UTC View PostYeah idk what I was going for there either.
I'ma try and keep the tags from the recent selection all in one audio for now. I've split that up a bit in the past and I'd prefer not to have a 'two-for' here.
Also also, if you're not aware, the last poll winner did go up a f...
2025-04-07 15:34:33 +0000 UTC View PostBeen a while since I've talked about the 'guy experience' when it comes (hehe) to this stuff but I wanted to describe why I was making pained boy-moans at the end of this one. What? I'm allowed to be self conscious.
But yah I got off to some odd stuff in this one. If anyone else has an obsc...
2025-04-06 15:57:05 +0000 UTC View PostY'know I think if you stick around long enough you can tell when I like, have to put some effort into audios, when each word is a bit of an "errr, what do I say next?"
This wasn't one of those times. This one came easily, tee-hee.
I think it's the slow pace, the easy domming nature of...
2025-04-02 00:15:15 +0000 UTC View PostSorry folks! I've had a busy couple of days for a bunch of reasons but I have indeed found myself pretty alright sitting down to do my weekly boy moans for your entertainment.
I'm sleepy so the run on sentences are out in force, sorry lol
Also some of my best "why did i make th...
2025-03-31 22:33:22 +0000 UTC View PostA SFW Gale comfort audio?!?!?!?
It's more likely than you think.
There is a slight TW in the form of mentioning the listener having been hit on by the incubus Haarlep earlier on in the story and it having upset them.
But here we are, a close, loving ...
2025-03-28 16:02:36 +0000 UTC View PostHere's your four for the week, don't need a new one I think I wanna do one of these runners up. And I ain't doin' two this week so no schemin' you lot lol
Oh and, as an aside, it's my birthday this sunday, just in case that comes up and anyone feels left out
<... 2025-03-26 22:09:20 +0000 UTC View PostCaaaaaaaannot be posted here lol cus that shit has some themes patreon doesn't like. I'ma post it to hot audios, unlisted, which can be accessed via the discord or by request.
The warnings will be on the hosting page & I'll remind you of them going in if you'd like the TW's.
2025-03-25 15:25:49 +0000 UTC View PostLet's see... you're quite literally cuddled up a blanket, you're being spooned lovingly, I don't think you could be safer. Just... let me talk you through why I think you're going to be alright, and that you deserve love, and I promise you'll believe you deserve all the care I'm giving you by...
2025-03-24 22:50:49 +0000 UTC View PostHave I done that before? A post about me getting off after having already gotten off?
Well in any case I wax lyrical about my particularly silly way of yapping and deal with the tribulations of being slightly overstimulated. I'm sure plenty of you can find fun in that >:3...
2025-03-24 14:47:09 +0000 UTC View PostWell I mean how else were you going to beat his last valentine’s gift? Stealing his book of spells when he wasn’t looking was a bit cheeky but I’m sure he’ll forgive you, now, let’s see… horns, purple skin… an ‘amping of the assets’, oooh, aphrodisiacal body fluids, that sou...
2025-03-21 22:33:11 +0000 UTC View PostCW: All the warnings from the previous audio (i.e. degrading language, dehumanising circumstances, harsh mdom), plus, specifically, the use of the term slave in reference to the listener.
This is a direct follow up to 2025-03-18 22:59:41 +0000 UTC View Post
I had some untopical funny thoughts about the world of kink and how you can awkwardly end up not fitting in, in dumb hypotheticals anyway.
IMO, and in all seriousness, most of the stuff I talked about that could go wrong in these scenarios is like... it's all play so if you do have a SPH ki...
2025-03-16 17:48:47 +0000 UTC View PostSo damn, last time was really close, I didn't even realise lol
But anyway here y'all are, I'm quite proud of the options I'm introducing now, they're all made up of tags pulled from the suggestions, or amalgam from them, and yes there are three of them. The full list of tags that'll be inc...
2025-03-13 16:03:05 +0000 UTC View PostCW: DC warning, though the implication is that this is exactly what the listener wanted to happen and the speaker's decently aware of that
You stole from a vampire, the most powerful one you could find. What's more, is that you made fun of him while you were at...
2025-03-12 00:21:35 +0000 UTC View PostGetting straightforward with this stuff. Is someone out there making a big playlist of these to fall asleep to?
Also as an... apology, almost, my mic's been really weird lately. The settings I use one day produce clear sound at a decent volume and then another day it hardly picks up my voic...
2025-03-09 13:02:31 +0000 UTC View Post... is now up!
I can't post it to here cus T's and C's but if you want to head over to the discord, or message me here so I can link you up. Please do look for trigger warnings as and when they're relevant, ask if you'd like to know beforehand. This is a sensitive audio containing some pre...
2025-03-07 22:16:13 +0000 UTC View PostYou are Astarion's favourite pet, and that means he so enjoys playing with you. A painter will be arriving today, making for a wonderful opportunity to tease you in front of an audience, subtly, I'm sure. The two of you will make for a wonderful image as he teases you, I'm sure.
2025-03-04 13:05:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Crisp as in "I forgot to speak up and move close to the mic in this one so I made the audio louder in post so you get the 'uber whispery in your ear' experience".
But y'all have fun, I think it's still nice, even though you can also hear the keyboard scrolling in the backgroun oof ow
And here we find ourselves... probably one of the comfiest, cosiest things I've made.
Gently sliding into bed with you, gently sliding a finger into you, and pampering you, with a decent bit of loving teasing
After that, this audio is basically all aftercare, like seirously there's a ...
2025-03-01 20:28:48 +0000 UTC View PostQuick lil' poll! I think I'll actually let it go down to three options next time, see how that feels, but gimme on this one, I'll try and do it promptly so I can keep my schedule straight
The Witchhammer Accused. Accused and alone, with judgement baring down on ...
2025-02-27 18:20:43 +0000 UTC View Post