I need to come up with less self explanatory titles, it really takes away from my descriptions.
But this was another patreon request from a little while ago, fun one. Just, whatever you do, don't think about the logistics of the man-spider penis.
2024-04-06 21:12:52 +0000 UTC
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I dare y'all to pick The Mystery Box this week.
A Lord Picks His Bride Into the final line up, my dear. In this great palace, hand picked, and soon to be... tested. In your finest dress, to be torn off, of course. In your best makeup, with your hair up, ready to ...
2024-04-03 10:46:03 +0000 UTC
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Being rich and powerful and on the cover of Fortune 500 is cool and all.
But do you know the one beautiful thing you, a successful business woman, have never had?
That's right, a subby, sexy secretary.
Aaaaannd that one's done late.
But...
2024-04-02 16:56:15 +0000 UTC
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Errr yeah I do that thing in the title.
Guys, guys, I was gonna be so ambitious with this like my god but I nutted in like six minutes and started whimpering jesus waaaaahh!
Anyway sorry this was late and I'm gonna go eat an entire easter egg I love you all byeeeeee!!!
2024-04-01 23:58:51 +0000 UTC
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Alrighty folks, so we won't be getting the scheduled audio today (tomorrow, the secretary will be here, I PPPPROMISEE)
But it's a special occasion, and that means we get the dark, BG3 themed audio everyone's been waiting for to round things out today. I'm sure it's what everyone will be lo...
2024-04-01 11:12:56 +0000 UTC
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Yeeeah this one's got a self explanatory title lol
So yup, vampires, mommy kink, older woman/younger man, all that good stuff. This one's straightforward, though fun fact, I did improv it. I think that leaves one more of the ones I currently have sitting in my pocket.
Next week is fu...
2024-03-30 16:33:06 +0000 UTC
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This week we've got subby, mean dommy, sweet, and the ever-present mystery box.
Your New Secretary is Too Cute for His Own Good Being rich and powerful and on the cover of Fortune 500 is cool and all. But do you know the one beautiful thing you, a successful business...
2024-03-25 21:45:00 +0000 UTC
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dry heaves
So, erm. How does one announce this sort of thing. It's like... really straightforward and it was really expected (I think I've told like... nine of you it's gonna be a thing so yeesh), but also I'm very nervous about it. So I shall give everyone a quick lowdown.
C...
2024-03-25 19:46:32 +0000 UTC
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Getcha girl dinner here ^-^
So funny story with this one. This was actually the first Patron request I did. And the patron in question just wanted the raw audio of a script she wrote, without any SFX work done. NP on my end, I handed it over. Then, once I starte...
2024-03-24 12:43:15 +0000 UTC
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I'm fresh out of gags this week, so you just get what I'm watching in the title this time fingerguns
But anyway, popping this one up a bit early so I can focus in on some other projects tomorrow. Hope you all enjoy, and do let me know what you think, I can't shut up and m...
2024-03-23 23:32:59 +0000 UTC
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You love fucking with your boyfriend. He's... decidedly on the subbier side, though he still likes to stand up for himself.
And tonight, well, tonight's his night. His night to make you feel special.
It'd be such a shame if you ...
2024-03-22 19:01:55 +0000 UTC
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Oki-doke. So this was one of the highest tier members' requests for this month, and they kindly decided to share with the class.
This is a short SFW audio about comforting the listener through a thunder storm. It's just nice ambient content. Expect more of these as the rest of that upper ti...
2024-03-20 16:15:35 +0000 UTC
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This was one of those good ones, like... left a pain in my lower chest after I finished good.
Too graphic? Nah, not too graphic.
2024-03-18 21:54:00 +0000 UTC
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What have I come up with this week folks? I unno read the thingy and vote, participate in our totally not rigged democracy.
An Invasive Examination. You gave your informed consent. You know you're going to be testing new drugs, and you know they'll be "stimulatin...
2024-03-18 15:59:18 +0000 UTC
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CW: Weird warning here. First of all, the speaker is possessive, and quite dehumanising in places. The listener is implied to be consenting to all that's going on and has happened previously, albeit they're being led down a dark path. Also they're in physical danger towards the end, but n...
2024-03-17 23:14:44 +0000 UTC
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Sup' all?
Got another poll for ya, replete with new and interesting option. I was gonna put 'options' but there's only one new one. What? I'm not made of ideas.
An Invasive Examination. You gave your informed consent. You know you're going to be testing new...
2024-03-11 17:30:48 +0000 UTC
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I'm an organised guy.
But yeah this one is... well I probably laugh too much for a properly horny audio, but I was just in that kinda mood hee-hee
2024-03-11 15:20:04 +0000 UTC
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I always loved you. It's... plainly obvious. Even I know I haven't hid it well.
But duty is the death of love, and I've never been able to say it. There's never been a moment we've had to ourselves, not really.
Now you have the night with me, I should...
2024-03-10 15:11:15 +0000 UTC
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This, gals, is a little exclusive treat for you all.
So one of our patrons made a request last month for a followup to Druid Daddy. Nothing complex, nothing too spicy, just a simple relax n' fuck by the creak by the house. They lovingly decided to share it with the class (I kept forgetting ...
2024-03-06 00:02:38 +0000 UTC
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I feel like I can't really put gags in the titles of these, they're too... irregular. And they're like a diary so y'know you wanna find em easy.
Also this one's longer than the previous, once again, mostly me yapping. I er... idk if that's a good thing or not, there was just a lot to cover ...
2024-03-05 17:40:22 +0000 UTC
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So erm, yeah, last night I may or may not have been feeling my... hardcore physical facefucking fetish.
So erm... I have nothing clever to say about that what so ever, other than I come across as kinda more needy than dominant in this one ;-;
2024-03-04 17:18:11 +0000 UTC
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I remember when I started this I was like "yeah, high estimate, 50 minutes, no biggie", but I guess everyone who puts me on in the background is in for a treat.
I do cover a lot in this and... frankly I can't remember everything I talked about, because I'm like that, but I do hope you all e...
2024-03-04 15:13:29 +0000 UTC
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Hell yeah baby getcha' ass in there and vote.
Too much?
An Invasive Examination. You gave your informed consent. You know you're going to be testing new drugs, and you know they'll be "stimulating" you to see how it effects your reactions. What's the worst ...
2024-03-03 17:19:02 +0000 UTC
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Annnnd here it is, at long last. And it came out as... a short and spicy lil bathtub sex audio. Hell yeah.
Not a lot to it though, it's nice and simple, he's happy, body worship, little but of... actual worship, you finally got me saying 'goddess', it's lovely, really.
2024-03-03 01:12:30 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone! Just an update to let you all know where my focus is gonna be for the next week or so.
So, first things first, my last few audios have come through very easily, so I've got a bit of a head start on things. This means that I can get onto some back-burner projects, as well as ...
2024-03-01 15:03:10 +0000 UTC
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Hello everyone!
Well, we're at 50 paid members on the patreon, which is a goal I'd set in my head for this a little while ago. Granted I didn't think we'd get here this quickly but... er... well we did. I'm still processing that there's so many of you to be honest, it'll never stop being st...
2024-02-28 12:15:29 +0000 UTC
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It's that time again. Nice and early cus I got the audio up quickly yesterday.
Your Favourite Harem Boy is Here to Relieve You. What kind of empress doesn't get pleasured by her favourite twink come bathtime? I mean it's the ultimate power fantasy.
...
2024-02-26 14:27:13 +0000 UTC
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That bard had a nice smile, and he caught your eye a few times.
It's... embarrassing. Bards have a reputation, the flirtatious and indecent kind. You can do better, you can do so SO much better.
But... he is handsome. And it is your job to... get him his dr...
2024-02-25 18:04:43 +0000 UTC
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I erm... I make a lot of noises in this one.
I think the gradually smaller and smaller descriptions are a good sign. I'm getting more confident in what I'm presenting y'know.
2024-02-25 14:01:14 +0000 UTC
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Final post today I promise wwwwheeeeww. Closing tomorrow, vote now hunnies.
Your Favourite Harem Boy is Here to Relieve You. What kind of empress doesn't get pleasured by her favourite twink come bathtime? I mean it's the ultimate power fantasy.
An ...
2024-02-21 21:06:24 +0000 UTC
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