Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about misguided holiday cheer, atheism, and cellular hygiene.
Pure Imagination. Ombudsmen. Frosty attacks! Michael Keaton is the Sean Connery of Batman. Snakes alive! Where are they getting this acid? Homeless library porn....
2011-12-06 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole, Ben, and David talk about Modern Warfare 3, Halo Anniversary, and more Skyrim adventures.
Kole: Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary. Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. League of Evil.
Ben: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.
Davi...
2011-12-02 13:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross plug in and talk about Shadowrun for the Sega Genesis.
It’s a dystopian cyberpunk future, and your brother is dead. By committing contract crimes and hacking into computers, you get to the bottom of the mystery and save the world. This game was very ahead of...
2011-12-01 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about emotional needs, anthropology, and air travel.
Story roll call. Vodka gummy bears. Teacher abuses special needs student. Millionaire janitor fired. Santa fired. Sleep texting. First cousin snubbed, stabbed. Black Frid...
2011-11-29 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Skyrim, Legend of Zelda: The Skyward Sword, and more Uncharted 3.
Ben: Uncharted 3. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.
Kole: Legend of Zelda: The Skyward Sword. Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about discipline, body disposal, and ad hoc cosmetic surgery.
WhyDaddyDrinks.info. No Greater Joy Than Hitting Your Kids. Katana Alert: Spurned Love. Werewolf sex. Emily Post for the modern age. The Science Zone: Big Birds ...
2011-11-22 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Uncharted 3, Skyrim, and Battlefield 3.
Dennis: Uncharted 3
David: Fallout: New Vegas. World of Warcraft. Battlefield 3.
Kole: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross quaff the heady potion that is Zombies Ate My Neighbors.
Dr. Tongue is wreaking havoc on suburbia, as creatures of the night spill forth from the soil and devour the innocent. It’s up to you to grab a friend and save your neighbor’s lives. This is possibly...
2011-11-17 21:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about inappropriate jokes, failed technologies, and their academic struggles.
Sound collage. Reinfecting our tongues. Offensive joke. Juggalo story. Psi ops against an arabic used car dealer in Virginia. Pizza wars. Telepat...
2011-11-15 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about gangs, population control, and revenge.
Running for mayor. We’re sick. The Corduroy Savior. Juggalos classified as a gang. The LARP King’s Lap Cat. Man sues to have photographer recreate his failed wedding. Buzz s...
2011-11-08 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the Grand Theft Auto 5 trailer, Uncharted 3, and Kole sets the record straight about Dark Souls.
PS Vita gets launch date.
Study: 51% of HD console gamers buy DLC.
Rumor: Grand Theft Auto V to b...
2011-11-04 23:28:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross shine some daylight on Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines.
Being a vampire is tough. You’re doomed to an eternity of walking the Earth as a cursed living corpse, and most of those millennia will be spent running errands for your social betters. Bloodlines ...
2011-11-03 21:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole and Ben spoil the crap out of Batman: Arkham City. You’ve been warned.
2011-10-28 23:27:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Big Foot, alchemy, and dance troupes.
I hit a bat with my car. Japanese nurse tears out toenails. Woman claims to feed a family of Big Foots. Pastor: masturbating is homosexual. Getting medieval on your daughter. Man ...
2011-10-25 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole, Dennis, and David talk about hollow achievements, the geopolitics of game leader boards, and Batman: Arkham City.
Dennis: God of War II. Dead Nation.
David: Fallout: New Vegas.
Kole: Star Wars: Knights of the Old...
2011-10-21 23:23:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross jump right into Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars.
The Mushroom Kingdom is in peril. The princess is missing, Bowser has been kicked out his home by a dimension-hopping blacksmith, and the Star Road has been destroyed. It’s up to Mario, a cloud prin...
2011-10-20 21:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about animal rights, amateur eye surgery, and primitive social networking.
Axel Foley Artist. Baby X. PETA porn. Taco ID, Taco Wallet. Stolen bridges, stolen hydrants. Man rips his own eyes out. Man uses finger to keep hims...
2011-10-18 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole, Ben, and David talk about the Dark Souls, Mass Effect 3 multiplayer, and why Silent Hill is essential.
Mass Effect 3 multiplayer confirmed.
New Wii bundle lacks GameCube support.
Silent Hill Downpour delayed.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unemployment, metal music, and gold.
Are we recording? The Midnight Society. Why naked? Why not? Third place: You’re fired. Boo Boo Prius and the Ice Road Murderer. The Science Zone: Fish Tools. Denmark’s Fat Tax....
2011-10-11 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the iPhone 4S, Fallout: New Vegas, and continuing Minecraft adventures.
Apple announced iPhone 4S.
Epic and Adobe partner to get Unreal Engine 3 into Flash 11.
Uncharted 3 to use Sony’s Online...
2011-10-07 23:21:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross lose their minds re: Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth.
Welcome, Stranger, to a macabre world of undescribable cosmic horror. Feel how insignificant you are when face with non-euclidian angles and strange beasts. Don’t ask too many questions, though...
2011-10-06 21:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about public services, church, and prison.
Magneto. Kole’s rush. Santa Shawn. Firetruck porn. Dollar General beer. Go to church or go to jail. Weekend at Bernie’s 3. Wedding Crasher prank. The Brazillian patriarch. Two ...
2011-10-04 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about their anniversary, hobbies, and medical breakthroughs.
Stop quoting me. Kris’s sundry discarded hobbies. Feeder Mommy. Seasteading. Dude or Not-a-Dude? What’s Facebook more important than? Science Zone: Cancer-Kil...
2011-09-27 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Dead Island, Qwikster, and in-game advertising.
Xbox TV launches this holiday.
Netflix splits in two.
Gamers help AIDS research.
PSN ToS update forbids class action suits.
2011-09-23 23:20:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross get literary about Myst.
Come with us to a magical world of sedate wandering, perplexing puzzles, and power-hungry brothers. Myst is one of the most well-known, and misunderstood titles on the PC, and we’re here to set the record straight.
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about global clowns, Lifetime movie concepts, and missing children.
Moon medicine. A fashionista dies before his time. Satellite may crash into earth. Marriage on the Rocks. Killed by McDonald’s Smell. Killed by a hurrica...
2011-09-20 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole, Ben, and Dennis talk about Nintendo’s pre-TGS press conference, the white chamber, and Deus Ex: Human Revolution.
3DS price drop increases sales.
3DS circle pad attachment confirmed.
Various 3DS software announcements.
2011-09-16 23:19:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about cake programming, Ayn Rand, and surprise orgies.
Thesaurus. 9/11 cakes. Stoner Ave. Gumby, dammit. The Pamper’s Indicator. Gas station restroom apology purchase. Surprising causes of depression. Spaghetti Night! The...
2011-09-13 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostKole and Andrew talk about online passes, Battlefield 3, and Slavery: The Game.
UbiSoft and the Driver: San Francisco mess-up.
Devil May Cry HD remakes?
3DS and the second analog stick.
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross ruminate on Mega Man X in this inaugural episode of Watch Out For Fireballs!
To get you up to speed, every Maverick is a Reploid, but not all Reploids are Mavericks. X, Zero, and Sigma are characters, not math terms. And nobody knows what the hell a Kuwanger i...
2011-09-08 20:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post