Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about your experiences in Darkroot Garden and the Depths. Also, errata, and deleted scenes featuring Russ Frushtick.
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about death, backlogs, how to say an interrogative, and a little bit about the first half of Final Fantasy Tactics.
Roommates are easy to come by, right, if you tap your National Socialist connections, but hey, when you wanna bring a lady home, that isn't going to work! Enter Hour House (enter our house). Special thanks to venture capitalist Rob Olsen!
2013-02-27 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kris and Kole talk about being out of touch, gender politics, and classic art.
Effort? Eating chips wrong. Missing out on Rubio. Melon baller. Out of touch. Dildo sharpener. 3D Printers: Real? I'm not man enough to be a woman. Our fatwa against Steven Tyler...
2013-02-27 00:45:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Only real dumb dumbs punch, kids.
Lots to like here! I love this pair of episodes, I like this weird direction for the show. First off, the season 2 theme music, which I really enjoy.
The music episode I mention is the first episode of Talk About Music, a side show I did that I'...
2013-02-25 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about out-of-date PlayStation 4 predictions, more Kentucky Route Zero, and we ask you which games are more fun to watch than play.
Kole and Ben talk about The Walking Dead (the Telltale adventure game) in its entirety. Please be warned that this episode is made up entirely of spoilers from one of the best games of the past decade. Listen at your own risk.
2013-02-22 19:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Russ Frushtick talk about the Darkroot Garden and the Depths.
If you're playing along, we cover everything from the Titanite Demon up through the Gaping Dragon.
The next episode will cover all of Blightown, including the trip back to Firelink through t...
2013-02-22 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross calculate the best way to make a podcast about the first half of Final Fantasy Tactics.
A bitter war of succession, flowery prose, and grid-based combat. In what might be our most technical and considered podcast ever, we dive into the particulars of this stor...
2013-02-21 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
While just blog-checkin' on Tyson, we found this amazingly awful and weird game. Things take a turn for the serious as we talk about the ethics of professional sports, and how they relate to Space Jam. Is Noted Rapist Mike Tyson able to punch out the alien threat? We should find out. This podcast...
2013-02-21 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Inventions! But for what? How about for romance, warmth and drinking?
2013-02-20 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kris and Kole talk about paradoxes, grooming, and animal control.
Kris is sick. Chancre. The nug paradox. Regarding meteors. Sodastream protips. Waiting for the third seven. Let it bee. Pube Island. Straight people have different rules. 2 gallons of pop. Ho...
2013-02-19 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Please visit my website.
Just listen to that throat clear! It was so perfect I had to use it!
Why do I always want to organize things in seasons? I talk about it a little bit here but it doesn't make much sense. Still, this contains my masterful Danny Elfman impression (recently...
2013-02-18 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the rumored new Arkham game, Spaceteam, and how to make time for games.
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Tyler Crumrine talk about your experiences in the Undead Parish and Lower Undead Burg. Also, we introduce the new Errata segment, and share some deleted scenes.
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross continue their discussion of video game music and sound, get your raves and faves, then they go on for a while about Kevin Spacey, Tim Burton, comics, and R.E.M.
Love month continues! A relationship accelorator/burp masking system approaches via the geniuses behind The Throat-o-Scope!
2013-02-13 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Like a doll's eyes....
Listen to that sad sackery in the beginning! Also, get your lips away from that microphone, past me! Ugh!
A little bit about the separation of art and artist, name checking both Lovecraft and Scott Adams!
Fairly terrible song in the middle, from a scary so...
2013-02-12 05:36:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Ben, and David talk about further game industry financial woes, The Cave, and we answer some of your questions.
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Tyler Crumrine talk about the Undead Parish and the Lower Undead Burg.
If you're playing along, we cover everything from the rats in the bridge up til the goat demon with the dogs.
The next episode will cover the Darkroot Garden through the Depths. If ...
2013-02-08 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross make some noise about video game music and sound.
We talk about it a lot: music and sound can make or break the game. In this unusual episode of the show, we do a deep dive into the history and particulars of why sound is important.
NOTE: At no point do ...
2013-02-07 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't know about you but we at The Pitch love multitasking and shape associations. Bringing those two things together: Pizza Panties!
2013-02-06 20:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a dark night for the world... Mandatory Municipal Pepsi has rendered the entire population diabetic, and only one man, Captain Novolin can save us. Eat the good aliens, and avoid the bad, and hope to Christ that you have enough blood.
2013-02-06 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kris and Kole talk about policy, compromise, and attention spans.
Party groping. The Ferris Bueller Theory. Five Guys, alone. You should be ashamed of being sick. Good luck getting Clarence Thomas to speak. No-murder week. Be sad, get pizza. Oprah's foreski...
2013-02-06 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
A handy distraction to stop you from constantly beating off!
Good god! The mouth noises!
A lot of these observations about college hold up in light of my recent experiences with that institution. Hell is other people and a lot of the time, I'm in a constant state of barely supressed r...
2013-02-04 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the aftermath of the THQ liquidation, the Binding of Isaac, and ask you why we continue to play games we don't like.
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your thoughts on the Undead Burg. Also, deleted scenes from the main episode.
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about illicit deals, John Leguizamo, motion sickness, and a little bit about Yoshi’s Island.
A vacation spot that might seem familiar. Also, I get a small cut of the profits of any sale of 50 Shades of Gary!
2013-01-30 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kris and Kole talk about tragedies, mistakes, and snowmen.
Installed anxiety. Ghost poops and your window to the world. SOUND WORLD. Making fun of a couple hundred people dying. Lock-ins. Death by eggs. Community for ladies in a school. Back off my snowman....
2013-01-30 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post