RUN.
This is a goooood ep.
The first half, a little bit about my job history contains some fun stories and some awful ones.
The middle song, a number called Don't No, comes from a little EP I like quite a bit that, in retrospect, is FULL of anxiety about my doomed marriage! List...
2013-05-06 16:08:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a very special bonus level where we give the game club treatment to Spec Ops: The Line. We are joined by Jorg Friedrich of Yager Development to discuss the thoughts and motivations that went into the development of the game. Then, the Duckfeed.tv team delves into the emotional impact that...
2013-05-03 20:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Brayton Cameron talk about Darkroot Basin and the New Londo Ruins.
If you're playing along, we cover the Hydra, Sif, and all of New Londo (including the Four Kings).
The next episode will cover the Duke's Archives and the Crystal Caves.
P...
2013-05-03 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Dick Dagger: It's more than just an incredibly predictable porn star name. It's what you kill things with in this awful game. Join us as we try and talk about anything and everything but this atrocity.
2013-05-02 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross enter an altered state to talk about Max Payne.
Your wife and only child are dead, and you want blood. Also, it’s a noir video game. We ultimately express our indifference towards the shooter genre, but we love the presentation bits enough to extend a lot of...
2013-05-02 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We all know the publishing industry is BOOMING. Let's get in on it.
2013-05-01 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a little bit of cruelty that isn't going to age that well.
The first bit is something I'm not totally into anymore! I do think it's silly to mourn celebrities, for the most part, but I also realize it's very unkind. If I did this again, I might tone it down a little bit. It doe...
2013-04-29 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the recent Nintendo announcements, X-COM enemy unknown, and we ask you what games you keep coming back to.
Ratchet and Clank movie announced.
Nintendo Now.
Tetris to treat lazy eye.
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Murph Murphy read your responses about the Painted World of Ariamis. Also, deleted scenes.
Sexy interuptions don't stop the innovation!
2013-04-25 06:07:00 +0000 UTC View Post
And they called him...
The first segment is a tirade about weather that's pretty uninspired, I admit! But it gets better!
The song in the middle is from The Midnite Snax, my 2nd rock band in my home town, and a song from my song-a-day project. It's about the character Bub from my favo...
2013-04-25 06:02:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about genitals, outakes, and a little bit about Metroid Prime.
Kris and Kole talk about national tragedy, genetic diversity, and dimensions.
I pitch over windmills. We did it. Emergency Donut Services. Accidental Incest. Honeymoons Over My Hammy. Give this baby a gun. The Nest. Boob Maintenance. Size queens. I'm not a ...
2013-04-23 22:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the Castle of Illusion remake, Improbable Island, and your favorite mods.
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Murph Murphy talk about the return to the Undead Asylum and the Painted World of Ariamis.
If you're playing along, we cover everything up through Priscilla.
The next episode will cover Darkroot Basin and the New Londo Ruins.
Please Note:<...
2013-04-19 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross slather themselves with Phazon and talk about Metroid Prime.
An ancient evil springs of a meteor, a verbose race of bird people leave you notes, and a classic series is taken to 3D. Neither of us beat the game this time around, but we played enough to know tha...
2013-04-18 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there, Clever Girls... are you ready to have a prepubescent crush on Laura Dern? We thought so. There really isn't a great Jurassic Park game, but the Genesis one is made of human butt. And we don't care that you get to be a raptor, because that's the dream we live every night... as were-rapt...
2013-04-18 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Ladies in the apocalypse will mostly be concerned with keeping things away or keeping them close.
2013-04-17 16:07:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kris and Kole talk about birds, bird pictures, and sending bird pictures.
Sending bird pictures to Kris. Heroin is a problem. Executive ear popping service. Previous Nectar Gun. The sound of your voice. All the planet's libraries. Hovercart. Give me my son'...
2013-04-16 21:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Tommy's Too.
The Sex Trillogy Concludes! Though I guess I talk about sex quite a bit. First, the Tiny Beings Errata, with the fakey Stan Lee voice, who I called Granny Guzzlin' Gary, which is fucking disgusting.
In the middle, the only cover The Metroids ever recorded. It's more...
2013-04-15 16:21:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about Roger Ebert’s death, gym class, dying young, and a little bit about Sonic 3 and Knuckles.
Kole, Dennis, David, and (eventually) Ben talk about the always-online Xbox controversy, the Dark Souls 2 reveal, and ask you about your emotional responses to games.
X-Box 360 always-online kerfuffle.
Dark Souls 2 gameplay video released.
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Bob Mackey read your thoughts and responses about Anor Londo.
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross sprint through Sonic 3 and Knuckles.
Something about emeralds, something about robots, something about going real fast. There's some measure of debate over what the best Sonic game is, but Sonic 3 and Knuckles is probably the grandest expression of what "Sonic...
2013-04-11 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I can't think of anything that can go wrong with this idea.
2013-04-10 17:05:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kris and Kole talk about food, mostly.
Wrecked on absinthe. Running out of gas. Song for the end of the world. A wreck. Shandy. Sexmurderer for hire. The skate park paradox. Kris's shameful admission. The benefits of olive oil. The secret of the towels. Whi...
2013-04-09 23:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Save time by having your shirt say this to everyone you'd say it to.
Part two of the sex trillogy. Fun little bit in the first half, in the guise of fake deleted scenes. Nothing much to say.
In the middle: one of the saddest songs I think I've ever done.
Then some stuff about sh...
2013-04-08 16:21:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Dennis Bot, Ben, and David talk about the Metal Gear Solid 5, Bioshock Infinite, and Organ Trail.
Metal Gear Solid 5 announced.
David Hayter fired from being Solid Snake.
China develops "Glorious Mission".
N++ anno...
2013-04-05 20:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Bob Mackey talk about Anor Londo.
If you're playing along, we cover Anor Londo in its entirety.
The next episode will cover the Return to the Undead Asylum and the Painted World of Ariamis.
Please Note: As of this episode, all sp...
2013-04-05 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Gary Butterfield explains why there isn't a new episode of WOFF! today. Kole Ross is in an iron lung at the Mayo Clinic after getting into a car accident. We will return next week with our previously scheduled Sonic 3 and Knuckles episode.