Hard Digest May 6: Early Access Kim Deal, Rock of Love, Boycotts, and More
Kim Deal Learns She’s Been Kicked Out of the Pixies after Plugging in Old Fax Machine
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Hard Digest May 5: Early Access Sublime, Nepotism, Dad's, and More
Warmer Weather Briefly Turns Punk Into Sublime Guy
By Ryan Dondero
MINNEAPOLIS — Local punk Steve “Vomit” Parker report...
2025-05-06 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest May 4: Early Access Parking, Masculinity, Cinco De Mayo, and More
Guy Listens To Entire Genesis Catalog While Waiting for Opportunity to Back Out of Trader Joe’s Parking Spot
By Courtney Hill
2025-05-05 00:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest My 3: Early Access Stand Up Comedy, Sanguisugabogg, and Vaping
Local Man Horrified and Disgusted to Learn All-Time Favorite Lead Vocalist Now Doing Open Mic Stand Up Comedy
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Hard Digest May 2: PBS Funding, Early Access British Rap, Avoidant Attachment, Marl Wahlberg, and More
Trump Justifies PBS Funding Slash With Claims That Sesame Street Is Sponsored by the Letters M, S, and the Number 13
By Zack Zagr...
Hard Digest May 1: Early Access Drummers, Movie Villains, Music Videos, and More
Hardcore Drummer Kindly Asks Singer to Put Shirt Back on Since Being Shirtless Was Sort of His Thing First
By Char Byram
BALTI...
2025-05-02 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostMVP: Primus "Mr. Krinkle"
Primus is a weird band, weird people like Primus, and this video is weird. We break down everything you need to know about "Mr. Krinkle" for this week's installment of MVP.
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Hard Digest April 30: The Economy, Early Access Ghosts, Mussolini, Black Sabbath, and More
Trump Administration Argues Economy Only Appears to Be Shrinking Due to Cold Weather
By Ben Friedman
WASHINGTON — White Hous...
2025-05-01 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest April 29: Early Access Ira Glass, Tesla, Rowing, and More
Ira Glass Lookalike Contest Held at Yo La Tengo Concert
By BROOKLYN, N.Y. — An Ira Glass lookalike contest wa...
2025-04-30 00:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest April 28: Tool, Led Zeppelin, Starbucks, and More
Tool Announce “Lateralus Gold” Experience Where Fans Can Pay $10,000 to Massage All Four Band Members for a Day
By Hard Digest April 27: Early Access Ashes, Lo-fi Music, and Cybertrucks
Dead Punk’s Scattered Ashes Poison Entire Ecosystem
By Doug Kolic
OKLAHOMA CITY — Scientists announced that the ashes of a c...
2025-04-28 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest April 26: Early Access Jet, Sweatshirts, and Conservatives
Archaeologists Close to Uncovering Different Song by Jet
By Tim Sheard
MELBOURNE — Leading archaeology authorities excitedl...
2025-04-27 00:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest April 25: Early Access Rage Against the Machine, A Boy Named Goo, the Supreme Court, and More
Right-Wing Rage Against the Machine Fan Wishes We Could Go Back to the America That Existed When He Was Too Stupid to Understand the Lyrics
By Hard Digest April 24: Early Access Settling, Kid Rock, Anthrax, and More
Report: Woman Shows Early Signs of Settling
By MJ Elliott
BALTIMORE — A new report issued by John Hopkins University rev...
2025-04-25 00:00:25 +0000 UTC View PostMVP: TLC "Waterfalls"
This week Bill and Dan talk "Waterfalls" and tell you everything you have ever needed to know about this classic '90s music video from TLC. Also they talk about burning down Andre Rison's house a lot.
Watch the video: 2025-04-24 08:00:13 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest April 23: Riot Fest, Early Access Closing Time, Nardwuar, CEOs, and More
Chicago Teen Praying Riot Fest’s Lineup Includes Reunion of His Divorced Parents
By Shane Pauker
CHICAGO — Teen...
2025-04-24 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostRiot Fest Ticket Giveaway Update!!!
Hello Patrons, so as we mentioned yesterday we have two tickets to give away to Riot Fest and we want that pair of tickets to go to one of you.
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Riot Fest Ticket Giveaway
Hey Patrons, tomorrow we will be giving away two tickets to Riot Fest on Instagram, but we really want one of you to get these tickets. So comment on this post if you are in Chicago and want to go, or plan on attending Riot Fest in general. We will select a person at random sometime tomorrow.
Hard Digest April 22: New Pope, Early Access Danzig, Dave Matthews Band, Parking, and More
Teens Vaping Behind Vatican Accidentally Elect New Pope
By VATICAN CITY — Teenage tourists, Ro...
2025-04-23 00:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest April 21: Pope Francis, Early Access GWAR, Eric Andre, Botox, and More
Pope Francis Dies Rather Than Spend Any More Time With JD Vance
By Tim Sheard
VATICAN CITY – The Holy See Press Offic...
2025-04-22 00:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest April 20: Early Access Kid Rock, Drag, and Retirement
Kid Rock Reveals “Questions That Don’t Have Any Answers” Line From “Bawitaba” Is About the Unsolved Riemann Mathematical Conjecture Suggesting That Non-Trivial Zeros of the Zeta Function Lie on a Specific Line of the Complex Plane
Hard Digest April 19: Early Access Easter and 4/20
Trump Presents Verizon Wireless Easter Egg Roll in Front of Newly Renamed TD Bank White House
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2025-04-20 00:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest April 18: Early Access Weird Al, MAGA, Haunted Dolls, and More
Man Coming to Terms With Fact He’ll Never Feel Same Happiness as He Did Seeing Weird Al’s “Dare to be Stupid” Video for First Time
By Hard Digest April 17: Early Access King Diamond, Cigarettes, Democrats, and More
King Diamond Hoping Nobody Notices His Latest Concept Album Just the Plot of “Hocus Pocus”
By CO...
2025-04-18 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostMVP: Pearl Jam "Jeremy"
There are classic music videos, and then there are CLASSIC music videos and this one certainly left a mark. Today on the podcast Bill and Dan break down everything you need to know about Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" video which healed the nation and no guns ever entered a school again.
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Hard Digest April 16: Early Access Stab Wounds, Music Critics, Trump, and More
Dude Will Not Shut Up About Being Stabbed Five Minutes Ago
By TACOMA, Wash. — Local dude Grant Bren...
2025-04-17 00:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest April 15: Early Access The Wiggles, Flags, Vegans, and More
The Wiggles and Raffi to Headline When We Were Even Younger Festival
By Shane Pauker
LAS VEGAS — Organizers announc...
2025-04-16 00:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest April 14: Early Access Stolen Gear, Taxes, The Cure, Sex Toys, and More
Marketplace Seller Firm on Price of Stolen Band Gear
By Jackson Chow
VANCOUVER, Canada — Facebook Marketplace se...
2025-04-15 00:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest April 13: Early Access Matchbox Twenty, Mr. Bean, Vegetables, and More
Scientists Develop Procedure Allowing Human Brain to Offload Matchbox Twenty Songs to Make Space for New Information
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Hard Digest April 12: Early Access Rap-Rock, Feminism, and Hulkamania
Right Wing Rap-Rock Band Releases New Single “Cop Kisser”
By GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Local ra...
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