Blehhhh…brrrble… buhhh… My brain is squished.
If you’re a Kickstarter backer, you’ll know by now that Digi Level 2 is done (you’ll get it this afternoon, and will have until Friday evening to watch it, when it’ll switch to being a premiere).
Well, barring the extra...
2025-01-29 11:36:15 +0000 UTC
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Happy Monday, chums. Hope you’re all doing okay.
Patrons and Kickstarter backers will be getting another Digi Level 2… hopefully… tomorrow. Brace yourselves. It’s another good one. And for...
2025-01-27 19:23:27 +0000 UTC
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Morning all. Happy Wednesday…?
Well. America is getting what it voted for. For better or worse, thaaaaaat’s democracy.
There’s lots I could say, but after his first four years… I feel different about it now. Too tired, I guess, to even be as terrified and alarmed as I should b...
2025-01-22 12:06:09 +0000 UTC
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Evening all. Not much to say. Just checking in ahead of tomorrow night’s Digi Level 2 premiere. Even if you’ve watched the ep, we hope to see some familiar names in the chat.
I mean, surely y...
2025-01-15 19:36:54 +0000 UTC
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Happy Monday, gang.
Sorry to bore you all with our roof again – but it’s done! Well, almost. He has to come back this week to finish some cement work, but we have a leak-proof house once more. Symbolic.
Thanks for the nice words about Digi Level 2. A lot of you are saying it’s o...
2025-01-13 08:48:00 +0000 UTC
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Bet you thought this was never going to happen...! Join us in the chat next week for some behind-the-scenes gossip. In the meantime... enjoy. We'll have Ep 6 with you very soon
2025-01-10 20:18:56 +0000 UTC
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And with that… Digi Level 2 Episode 5 was done. It may even be with you tonight. It’s a lovely, LOVELY episode. It’ll be premiering on the 19th, and we’ll be in the chat for it – but you have a whole week to watch before it goes out to the general population.
I’m now moving stra...
2025-01-10 16:47:35 +0000 UTC
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2025-01-09 12:28:02 +0000 UTC
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Morning, all!
We have men on our roof. I can hear them up there now… bangin’ an’ scrapin’. I’ve closed the curtains, because I don’t want them to see me.
This is the third batch of fellers in our home this week. Yesterday we had a plumber out to fix a persistent dripping f...
2025-01-09 11:00:33 +0000 UTC
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Happy Monday!
It’s Sanja’s birthday! Hurrah! An excuse for me to delay going back to work for another day (though technically I was back in the “office” last Thursday). You don’t need a big long list of superlatives from me, but it’s probably pretty evident how much she means to...
2025-01-06 12:27:00 +0000 UTC
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2025-01-03 17:37:06 +0000 UTC
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This was a lot of fun - with "special guest" Dan Does - we discussed Wimpy, Playmobile, crescent sausages, racism, and much, much more...! But mostly Wimpy. We also tried and failed to show a bit of Digi Level 2 Ep 5, and met Beanus's twin sister.... Thanks to those who joined us. Happy New Year,...
2024-12-31 21:52:40 +0000 UTC
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Whatever you're doing tonight, I hope you're having a splendid time. But if you're at a loose end, come and join us in a little while as we spend a relaxed hour or so with some end-of-year chatter: 2024-12-31 17:57:13 +0000 UTC
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Well, that’s the end of that year.
Bloody hell. I sort of did a recap last week, so I won’t go over it all again. With hindsight it was a mix of the absolutely terrible, a lot of good, and some stuff that was transformative in a pretty profound way.
It was a year of enormous chan...
2024-12-31 11:56:27 +0000 UTC
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We'll hopefully see some of you tomorrow night for some New Year's Eve fun and games... but here's an extended version of our interview with UFO expert John Hanson, and more detailed look through his archive.
If you thought the clips we shared in the main video were... eye-opening - there ...
2024-12-30 20:54:46 +0000 UTC
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Morning!
Hope you all had a lovely Christmas. Ours has been unbelievably lazy and quiet. Lots of reading, watching telly and playing video games. Glorious! The longest break I’ve had in about four years.
Nicely, Sanja bought me a book for Christmas which sent me down a rabbit ...
2024-12-30 12:03:10 +0000 UTC
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Happy Christmas Eve!
I’m not going to go over most of our year in any great detail. You’ve suffered enough through these Patreon blogs! But the main thing is… we got through, and we’re end...
2024-12-24 12:31:26 +0000 UTC
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Hello, you lot. Here's a Christmas bonus for you - around two hours worth of unseen Digi Level 2. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZOOHOrLxcPUCTnp_cjRZEkCzO3U8CKwc
Some of...
2024-12-23 17:01:12 +0000 UTC
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I mean, it's tradition. Feel free to print these out and slip them into your own crackers.
Also: I'm still writing the joke book. Been slowed down a bit by Events, but it's coming together.
2024-12-22 11:14:45 +0000 UTC
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A couple of years ago, lovely Kathy Holloway made us a Beanus nutcracker for Christmas. Now she's made us a Beanus caganer. It's amazing and awful and she's wrong in the head.
2024-12-21 12:12:43 +0000 UTC
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Behold: a rare video game-related post!
Given I’ve got some downtime… I’ve treated myself to an Xbox Cloud Gaming sub. I’ve asked for an Xbox controller for Christmas – because I’ve always lov...
2024-12-21 10:48:39 +0000 UTC
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Here's half an hour of outtakes from our latest video - including Sanja's exciting story about a giant slug, and various other bits and pieces we had no room for.
Sadly, we didn't catch the moment when we were filming the finale - with the UFO lights - and a car stopped to give us assistanc...
2024-12-19 12:01:43 +0000 UTC
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Hello, you lot. Well, we’ve had our Christmas Part 1… which comprised our trip to Brighton, followed by the rest of the kids – and grandsons – coming to visit. That was lovely.
The rest of our Christmas should be fairly quiet by our standards, but that’s what we need. I think ther...
2024-12-19 11:15:56 +0000 UTC
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We went to Brighton on Friday. Got home about 4.30pm yesterday afternoon and I went straight to bed. Was asleep by 5pm. Between sorting out my mum’s house, the UFO video, and clearing the day job decks for Christmas, it was just sheer exhaustion I think. Still knackered today. Looking forward t...
2024-12-15 09:47:06 +0000 UTC
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Morning, kids!
Few things. The UFO video goes up later today. We’ve had lots of lovely comments from you here on Patreon, howeverrrrrr…. It would be brilliant if you could comment on YouTube too – especially over the next 24 hours. It makes all the difference to getting the thin...
2024-12-12 09:38:25 +0000 UTC
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Something I've been wanting to do for a few months now is release an album of the music I've written for our Digi videos over the past year.
And here it is - just in time for Christmas! It's more ambient soundtrack pieces than traditional songs, but if that's your sort of thing you might l...
2024-12-10 16:50:40 +0000 UTC
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It's here! At last! The product of almost six weeks worth of work - the most complex, involved, video we've ever made. Objectively, the best we've ever made too; a proper feature-length documentary, done as only we can.
I've spent every spare minute working on this for over a month, we've ...
2024-12-10 11:16:09 +0000 UTC
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Here you go - a small taster. The full thing uploading now. It's on 17%, but I suspect it's not going to be ready until the morning for Patrons. It's 42gb for pity's sake!
2024-12-09 16:19:46 +0000 UTC
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Happy Monday, y’all.
The UFO video is done. No, really. Finally… it is complete. It’s rendering (very slowly) as I type, so we’ll give it a watch, check for any errors, then get it uploaded. It’s a whopper, so bear with us while that happens – it won’t be quick. But you’ll k...
2024-12-09 13:07:15 +0000 UTC
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Kinnell. I got walloped by a migraine during filming on Friday (you'll actually see the moment it hits during the video). Managed to carry on afterwards, but yesterday I was floored by the postdrome phase, and spent most of it in bed.
Thankfully, way better today (looking at you, Biffo's ...
2024-12-08 09:59:57 +0000 UTC
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