Hi, folks! I promised the full Loyal Bodyguard series as a compilation for patrons, and here it is! I forgot to post it days ago when I finished refining it like a dip. I'm glad this thing is officially 100% conquered. I hope you enjoy it in its final form!
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2025-09-24 23:17:47 +0000 UTC View PostThe cursed audio is at last complete. The evil is defeated. 💖 To make up for the horrendous delays over the past few weeks, this goes out to all tiers $3 and up. Thank you all for sticking around.
This is the finale in the Loyal Bodyguard series. In case you missed the previous parts: [<...
2025-09-13 00:05:41 +0000 UTC View PostHello! I'm alive! I'm sorry to have worried anyone (RIP my inbox, it's nice to be loved!) but I'm okay. Just for a change of pace, some stuff in my personal life decided to implode instead of being on fire. I mean, change is good? I guess? The universe is keeping things fresh, at least? Could hav...
2025-09-12 04:25:35 +0000 UTC View Post
September's exclusive art! Because this will be monthly now, I think!
This YCH piece was done by the incredibly talented mejroong, with some small tweaks by yours truly to dial up the yandere vibes. Expect the original un-twe...
2025-09-02 17:15:37 +0000 UTC View PostHello, Patrons! It's time for another small update!
I'm still editing the finale of the Loyal Bodyguard series. It is a bear. I don...
2025-08-25 02:06:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Yay for finishing edits! This is the version of the Some Bunny Loves You piece that I altered to be safe for YouTube for when/if it ever breaks containment. It's also for those among you who might want some flirty Velvet vibes with 100% less boobage! I understand some ma...
2025-08-20 16:21:42 +0000 UTC View PostHi, hi! Remember how I said I'd be releasing a previous Patron-exclusive audio to youtube last week? I planned for it to be this one over here, which was released last summer in part to fill a patron r...
2025-08-15 08:06:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Cleavage?! And in stunning 4k, no less?! Yep! The first of many to come.
Someday in the far flung future, less spicy versions of pieces like this one may be used in videos. But for now, they're yours alone! Feel free to use the juicy boobage as personal wallpapers, home gym motivational pos...
2025-08-09 21:20:17 +0000 UTC View PostHello, all! How are you? Good I hope!
How am I, you ask? Being perfectly frank and messy af, my brain is still crying. I don't know what to do about it. I can't seem to get ahead, and -- as a lapsed perfectionist -- ...
2025-08-08 05:20:26 +0000 UTC View PostYay! An exclusive! I have a few more recorded and in edits now, plus this week's main channel audio and a full series for next week. I may (?) actually finally be caught up on everything by next week. I hope! (I do have to go out of town this weekend for a family thingy, but I'm bringing my lapto...
2025-07-30 20:36:11 +0000 UTC View PostFINALLY finished! Hooray! I hope you enjoy it!
Flirty Bandit Queen Captures You!
As heir to a troubled kingdom, you’re sent into hiding—and on the way, you’re caught b...
2025-07-21 02:13:03 +0000 UTC View PostTONIGHT, early access! Tomorrow, public access! A saucy bandit gets you in her clutches...
This weekend, early access to next week's public audio! Your bodyguard final...
2025-07-18 23:28:08 +0000 UTC View PostHiyo! It may not look like it, but I am still plugging away at channel visual update things, and lots of Patreon goodies as well. So I bring you some lookie loos at what's in the works!
NEW IDLE SCREEN!
2025-07-11 09:40:17 +0000 UTC
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Sequel time! First follow-up to Yandere Mafia Princess Ex Reclaims You! This episode is a bit sweeter, and a lot more bittersweet, but there's still a heavy yandere undercurrent. Enjoy!
2025-07-02 13:58:34 +0000 UTC
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Yer girl is still struggling with follow-through and deadlines, you may notice. It's rough right now, but I'm working at it. If I can't get my head screwed on straight soon-ish, I may be putting a temporary pause on Patreon billing. I'm doing my damnedest, but my damnedest just ain't enough, damn...
2025-07-01 00:28:39 +0000 UTC View Post
To the royal court, you’re a traveling mage. To the queen? Her secret obsession! Your romance is forbidden, a mutual longing confined to shadowy corners and stolen moments… but though your love defi...
2025-06-20 03:20:20 +0000 UTC View PostEarly access audio tonight! YAY.
More early access audios over the next week! Double yay!
2025-06-20 00:52:40 +0000 UTC
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Hello, Patrons! Notice my ducks. They're in a row. Neat, orderly, obedient.
You may have also noticed no audio last week! Skipped it to sort out the ducks, y'see. Had to whip them into shape.
2025-06-10 02:47:53 +0000 UTC
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Adorkable Roommate Accidentally Confesses Over Voicemail
You check your messages on your way home and find a surprise! Or maybe not? Your roommate isn't exactly, um...subtle.
Boy, I'm so tired. Bed so comfy. It's a good thing I already posted those late Patreon exclusives, so I don't have to worry about them and can work on the next late exclusives tomorrow...
O.O
WAIT DID I NOT HIT POST?!
Um. Sorr...
2025-06-02 10:42:23 +0000 UTC View Post
First day, new school, and you stroll up to a local urban legend: the outcast "girl with the scars"! You were told to avoid her, but will rumors of ...
2025-05-31 04:08:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, everyone! I’m alive! Colossal thanks for your continued patience and patronage! I love you all more than any woman has ever loved a rabbit.
And that's a lot! 💖💖💖💖💖
My bra...
2025-05-30 22:48:02 +0000 UTC View PostAudio is bumped back a week; expect it May 30. My brain has been having a meltdown lately and I'm just along for the ride. Whee?
(tl;dr: I started a new med in April that has been incredible for my mental health and atrocious for my everything else.)
I'll be back!
2025-05-25 22:05:22 +0000 UTC View PostEarly access will be late, audio will be late. >< But it'll be an hour long! So that's something? Have a thumbnail update, too!
...I may have to cut back on all these full series/sound desig...
2025-05-23 15:56:52 +0000 UTC View PostI'm just going to stop pretending time means anything. Who am I? Where am I? Whose hands are these?!
In case you missed them: [Part 1] [Part 2]
Eagle eyed listeners may have seen a certain cat inadvertently escape a bag over on one of the ASMR script subreddits, so I guess there's no sense keeping secrets now!
Recovering Yandere Se...
2025-05-14 05:57:36 +0000 UTC View Post
So, maybe you signed out against medical advice. But surely, out of all people, your best friend will understand. Who needs the hospital anyway?
[F4A] [Friends to Lovers] [Sick Listener] [Chil...
2025-05-09 03:58:02 +0000 UTC View PostHello, Patrons! It's time to look into our crystal ball and see what's I've got cooking over here in Vanilla Velvet...um...flavor town??
First piece of big news: I finally pulled the trigger on an XLR microphone and a dedicated audio interface. I snagged a Rode NT1 + Focusrite Scarlett Sol...
2025-05-09 02:22:20 +0000 UTC View Post“Early access” three days late! We have a new record!
(Please, hold your applause.)
Were there retakes? More than I wanted. Did I listen to every ray gun noise in existence to find the right ones? Sure feels like it. Did I stay up too late, wake up too early and/or cry several tim...
2025-05-05 21:39:57 +0000 UTC View Post>records a long audio
>editing takes a long time
>surprised Pikachu
Audio tomorrow! (Possibly Sunday?) Exclusives to follow ASAP. Everything is in the can, post-production is just kicking my ass. Back soon!
ETA: two hours of raw audio, now cut down to one, final s...
2025-05-03 00:55:10 +0000 UTC View Post