~ 55 ~
Joe held back his fury and read onward, hoping that the benefits would be worth it. In fact, they seemed to be more of an explanation than anything else.
Benefit one: You now have the ability to process all materials down to basic components. All raw materials,...
2020-04-08 14:43:49 +0000 UTC View PostOhhhhh boy! With this chapter, we are nearly at the end! Only 5 to go! Ahh! So exciting. This full book is in final proofing right now, and the preorder will be live for people on Wednesday! Y'all will get a copy a week in advance of release, but you will have the book right here by the end of ne...
2020-04-06 15:27:28 +0000 UTC View Post
~ 53 ~
“I do, in fact, have a plan.” Aten told Joe, much to his surprise. “It requires a bit of legal mumbo-jumbo, so bear with me.”
“Rawr!” Joe waved his hands in front of him like they were claws. Seeing that no one was smiling, Joe coughed into his...
2020-04-03 20:07:16 +0000 UTC View Post
~ 52 ~
Joe jogged toward the Grand Ritual Hall, not even slightly bothered by all the smoke in the air. One of the benefits of having a higher constitution was that he was able to shrug off things such as smoke or weak poisons. Besides that, smoke inhalation was a stacking debu...
2020-04-01 16:31:07 +0000 UTC View Post
~ 51 ~
Joe was running as hard as he could. He had given up on the ground, and was now taking his chances with much less stable footing: people’s heads. Even with all the death Joe had just caused, there were simply too many people packed together to make a huge commotion. It...
2020-03-30 14:43:03 +0000 UTC View Post
~ 50 ~
Joe sprinted up to the test dungeon, only to find the guards in front of it being attacked by a swarm of low-level people. In a real way, the guards were more annoyed than anything else. They were holding interlocking shields, and thus blocking the entrance to the tunnel...
2020-03-27 17:38:13 +0000 UTC View Post
~ 49 ~
There was an almost unbroken circle of vomit around the sparkling new bathhouse. The office workers that had been on the outermost ring had been spun so quickly that a few had passed out from the g-forces that they had been subjected to; not to mention that most of them ...
2020-03-25 17:56:10 +0000 UTC View Post
~ 48 ~
“That’s the last of the spare buildings.” Joe wiped his face with a towel as he landed on the ground with the rest of the members of his coven. “All that we have to do now is wait until we have a higher-grade Core, and we can get the main bathhouse up and running...
2020-03-23 14:42:23 +0000 UTC View Post
~ 47 ~
“So is there a reason that Aten made me come with you?” Mike grumpily demanded as Joe and several other people with extremely high carrying capacity walked deep into Ardania. “I know that you said you needed help, but why should the Vice Guild Leader have ...
2020-03-20 15:32:17 +0000 UTC View Post
~ 46 ~
“Now that ya mention it, Joe, I am getting ah vibe that somethin’ mighta gone wrong.” Bard mumbled as the flame finally finished transforming. A person now stood on the altar, and he danced around on it without leaving the confines of the stone. Hearing Bard...
2020-03-18 18:51:15 +0000 UTC View Post
~ 45 ~
Joe grumbled as he pounded on a bar of iron so that he could get it soft enough to pull into nails. “This is stupid and I’m going to fix this entire broken buisness model and it dumb face and-”
“Hey! The metal knows when you’re treating it badly.” The s...
2020-03-16 13:48:56 +0000 UTC View Post~ 44 ~
Joe had started getting into a good routine again, and there had been no signs of an incoming attack. He and his team had managed a few more quests and test dungeon runs, and now that the curse on Alexis had been broken, team cohesion was moving slowly but surely higher. T...
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~ 43 ~
“Come now, you admitted that you didn't know what this was. You have no way to use it to its full capac...
2020-03-11 09:46:55 +0000 UTC View Post~ 42 ~
With public opinion turning against them, the Wanderer’s Guild started having a rough time. At four in the morning the day after the battle, hunting parties were sent to respawn in the woods near Towney McTownface. By seven in the morning, it was discovered that player r...
2020-03-09 07:17:55 +0000 UTC View Post~ 41 ~
Ruthless Defenders: this is a guild-wide title. You have stood against an invasion of at least a thousand strong, protecting what is yours and not leaving a single invader alive. To upgrade this title, destroy an invading force of at least ten thousand without letting ...
2020-03-06 16:58:10 +0000 UTC View Post~ 40 ~
Joe left the dungeon a six hours later, having finally defeated the full one hundred Neigh-Bears required by the quest. In total, he had slain one hundred and thirty-six of the creatures on this trip, and he had gained good rewards for doing so. After confirming that he ha...
2020-03-04 20:34:34 +0000 UTC View Post~ 39 ~
Joe looked at the six Cores he had managed to obtain, then down at his tattered clothing. “I… I think that was worth it?”
Each of the Cores held thirty-five hundred experience in them, putting them right in the center of the Common ranks. Meanwhile, Joe’s equ...
2020-03-02 14:49:56 +0000 UTC View Post~ 38 ~
You have entered the Dungeon ‘Trial section 118b’. Please cast your vote for party challenge! Strength / Dexterity / Constitution / Intelligence / Wisdom / Charisma / Perception / Luck.
Joe selected the dexterity option. The odd cube-shaped world rearran...
2020-02-28 16:13:20 +0000 UTC View Post
~ 37 ~
“No way am I letting you tear it down!” Mike told Joe as he looked at the new building with shining eyes. “Our guild members would eat you alive!”
“I don’t understand.” Joe admitted after staring at Mike long enough to make both of them uncom...
2020-02-26 15:25:31 +0000 UTC View Post
~ 36 ~
Sunset was approaching by the time Joe completed his diagrams. He looked over the shifting surface of the diagram, pleased that he was going to have a room to sleep in tonight where he wouldn't be awoken by a drunk barfly shouting from the common room. It had taken so lo...
2020-02-24 17:42:26 +0000 UTC View Post
~ 35 ~
Directly after the meeting with Mike, Joe went to the temple area of the Pathfinder’s Hall to tell Tommulus that he had failed his quest. He was sure that the deity already knew, but it was better to be forthright about it. It was a Bad Idea, with intentional cap...
2020-02-21 16:47:51 +0000 UTC View Post
~ 34 ~
“Seriously.” Joe complained as he worked to fine-tune a ritual diagram. “I warn them about an incoming attack on our town, and they shrug it off like it doesn't matter that a huge amount of people are coming here to claim the greenhouse and smash up our town....
2020-02-19 16:01:07 +0000 UTC View Post
~ 33 ~
Joe pounded his fist into the wall as he appeared in the Grand Temple of Ardania. “That slimy son of a-”
Reward calculations granted! Item descriptions available! You now have a choice: you may forfeit any of the items collected. You may keep any of t...
2020-02-17 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post~ 32 ~
There was nothing to do but keep fighting. Eventually, the group got to the boss of this area, or where the boss should have been. Instead, there was only an empty room, with a book at the other end. Joe looked at the book with excitement: the cover was a deep, bu...
2020-02-14 17:05:36 +0000 UTC View Post~ 31 ~
Poppy was the first to point out the obvious. “We need to start moving! Even if everything in here starts at level one, we’ll only have half a day before they start catching us in level. Somehow, I doubt anything worth keeping will only be guarded by something at level...
2020-02-12 18:25:00 +0000 UTC View Post
~ 30 ~
“Gas, gas, gas!” Bobby the guard shouted as a wave of charcoal smoke washed toward them. They knew what was coming, they had been close enough to hear the entire conversation.
The street filled with panic as everyone in it tried to avoid the poison that was bil...
2020-02-11 01:58:41 +0000 UTC View Post
~ 29 ~
The week had gone by in a blur of training, studying, and practicing. Making rituals had been put to the side in favor of gaining the skills needed to improve rituals to a higher degree than fancy circles would allow for. Since Joe had devoted all his time until now into...
2020-02-07 13:38:46 +0000 UTC View Post
~ 28 ~
Soul Forge complete! Skill gained: Retaliation of Shadows.
Retaliation of Shadows (Apprentice I) (Legendary): You have forgone the active usage of the Shadows around you for the ability to use the Shadows at a more… instinctual level. When you ...
2020-02-05 17:34:52 +0000 UTC View Post~ 27 ~
It took a while to make their way through the damaged buildings, but Joe was pleased to see that any of them that didn’t need to be torn down looked shiny and new at the end. The main reason this process had taken so long was that the materials seemed to be torn apart an...
2020-02-03 14:04:00 +0000 UTC View Post~ 26 ~
“They’re threatening to wipe out our base.” Aten began the meeting as soon as the last person had filtered in. “We’ve been number one for too long, and it's clearly attracted the notice of some unsavory people.”
A sharply-dressed man that Joe hadn't seen ...
2020-01-31 15:21:33 +0000 UTC View Post