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YoTS: Lord January ~ 15!

CHAPTER 15

Grant dashed forward to strike down imaginary enemies. To the nonplussed onlookers, it even appeared that the invisible foes fought back, making Grant collapse to the ground after a particularly vicious blow.

“Did he lose his mind?” Red was watching Grant with a criti...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 14!

CHAPTER 14

Without a single Minute in his pocket, and a two week walk until the caravan reached the capital city of Mid January, Grant gazed out at the rolling fields with butterflies in his stomach.

<Quick!> The young man jumped at the words that sounded dire...

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Formatting issues

Hi all! When I schedule my posts, the sword speaking portions go wonky. Do you want to continue having them right away, or need to wait till I can get at them?

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 13!

CHAPTER 13

Grant looked around the market as if it was the first time. It was all so familiar, yet so alien. As a Leap he had never fit in, but as a Monday he could dine and mingle with any Noble, party all night, every night… and people would lavish all of this on him to gain ...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 12!

CHAPTER 12

As Grant walked in a daze, trying to understand the rapid changes in his life, Sarge kept telling him that he was in shock. The young Wielder couldn’t seem to focus on the voice. The excitement of the past few days seemed a distant memory, and Grant smiled and looked around w...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 11!

CHAPTER 11

The best breakfast he had ever had in his entire life complete, Grant left the house with the red door. Becky waved at him and reminded him to hurry back to her after selling off the sword. He considered taking the cart with him, but knew that the Vassal’s personal equipment ...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 10!

CHAPTER 10

*Bam, bam, bam.*

“It’s this house, right? Becky said it was the one with the red door.” Grant didn’t want to knock too loudly for fear of waking up the neighbourhood. He winced, and hoped for the best as he heard movement coming from within. “Celestials...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 9! *updated

CHAPTER 9

A piece of flapping white cloth exited the shelter. Grant had sliced off a piece of bandage and attached it to the end of the blade. It was followed immediately by Grant’s sheepish face. He waved the flag in surrender, hoping not to be skewered on the spot.

The guards an...

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New benefit for patrons!!

Hi all! Exciting news today. I just made a new tier: at $15 and up, I can now send you the audiobooks I produce! The first one you get? Completionist Chronicles: Inflame! I'll let you know when it's available, I'll try to give a two-week window where you can download it, so I can help with any is...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 8!

CHAPTER 8

Darkness had fallen hours ago, but Grant still hid in the bushes outside the estate listening for movement. It was quiet.

Too quiet.

The cows should have been making some noise, certainly the chicken should have! He snuck around the perimeter, careful not to make too...

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Cover art for Inflame!

I hope you love it!

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 7!

CHAPTER 7

Back at the farm, he quickly turned in the quest for Cow Pat Collector before he forgot; obtaining five cultivation hours as a reward. “Only nine hundred and ninety-ish hours until I level up!”

After his whole life of not being able to level up or increase his cultivat...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 6!

CHAPTER 6

There was a hubbub at the market. It was packed with people from all walks of life; servants whispered excitedly, Aristocrats talked in overly loud voices, and merchants fell somewhere in between. Grant caught words like ‘spectacle’ and ‘fireworks’. He tried squeezing pa...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 5!

CHAPTER 5

*Cock-a-doodle-do!*

Grant jerked awake, startled by the rooster, and plucked pieces of hay from his hair. “Oh, man. A hangover two days in a row? I'm becoming a regular Januarian.”

He extracted himself from the pile of hay he had flopped onto last night ...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 4!

CHAPTER 4

Grant pushed the wheelbarrow with purpose out of the estate, then promptly released the acidic contents of his stomach in a nearby bush. The world spun as he clung on to the wheelbarrow, taking in great lungfuls of air. He had to press on. The sooner he had collected the cow pat...

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Call to review!

Hi everyone! I'd love if you'd pop over to these locations and leave reviews! It's the best way to help me gain new readers, so this can eventually be movies and tv series! :P
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YoTS: Lord January ~ 3!

CHAPTER 3

Grant had been quickly walking along the path for the last ten minutes, but started to slow down as three bulbous silhouettes loomed ahead, blocking the path ahead. This was the only route back to the farm that he could take the cart on, a choke point he couldn’t just go aroun...

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Artwork is already in!

This is the cover for Lord January, by the way :P

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New series: start!

Good morning, everyone! You’ll notice that a new series started today. This is called ‘Year of The Sword’, and is going to come out in it’s entirety next year!


Until then, the books are going to be patreon exclusive! Feel free to ask questions!

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 2!

CHAPTER 2

The smile dropped off his face in an instant as Grant remembered what sleeping in meant on a day like today. Market day. He had forgotten to take the day’s produce to town! “Abyss!”

His caretaker wouldn’t be happy if he found out. Grant could just...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ 1!

CHAPTER 1

“My valiant knight!” Big Betty Arabella, daughter of Lord January’s second cousin twice removed, breathlessly trailed her sausage-like fingers along the sharply defined musculature of Grant’s chest. Her hand trailed down, lightly resting on his sign of wealth: his enormo...

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YoTS: Lord January ~ Prologue!

Prologue

Random Messenger Number Six stopped for a moment, hands braced upon his knees, ragged breaths entered his lungs as he looked for the courage to carry on. Pain made him focus, just enough that the whine of an incoming elemental spell didn’t distract him from his objective. His g...

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First Ever Patreon-only Livestream!

AMA, Discussion of publishing, and what to look for from me this year!

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Patreon-only livestream tonight!

Hi all! Tonight I'm doing my first-ever patreon livestream at 8pm CST!

Please, come and join so that you can ask questions and hear about my plans to release for the next year!

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CC5: Inflame is Patreon Exclusive until March!

Hi Guys! Since the book is done on here, and not going out for a while, I am updating all the chapters with all the edits. 

I am going to do a livestream here if I can figure out how, and will be discussing the next books that will be on patreon. As a hint, they will ...

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CC5 Epilogue!


~ Epilogue ~

Getting out of Gramma’s Shoe was simple after the walls had stopped being magically reinforced. Between the Dwarves and the automatons, several tunnels were rapidly constructed. Technically, they did not need the tunnels; as soon as they had captured the...

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CC5 ~ 59!

~ 59 ~

“Thanks for the save, Joe. A thousand subjective years of sensory deprivation isn’t something I was looking forward to experiencing again.” Havoc couldn’t turn his eyes from her, but he didn’t need to; he simply sighed his next words. The eye on the back of his head studi...

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CC5 ~ 58!

Ahh! The book ends in 2 chapters!

~ 58 ~

Four Ritual Orbs popped out in front of Joe, and he double-checked that his Exquisite Shell was at full power. He was about to leap back and out of the building, when he realized that not a single Elf had made a move on them, nor cried out....

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CC5 ~ 57!

~ 57 ~

With the flood of reinforcements continuing, the war was swinging heavily in favor of the Dwarves. The Elves had no chance to bring in more people, as the travel point became restricted right after they were invaded. After all, if the Dwarves had easy access to Elven territory, the...

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CC5 ~ 56!

~ 56 ~

Havoc was not having fun. His troops weren’t listening to him. If they needed to die so that Francine would get out here, then they would die. His shouts were so loud that even the war itself could not stifle the echoes that rang through the cavern. “...

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