Luke was the first to react by a long shot, his open distrust of foliage saving the team as he Bum Flashed over and swept them into the open air. The plant connected to itself with a clashing that would put thunder to shame, sending them rattling through the turbulent air with enough force that t...
2022-01-14 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This series has been such a huge undertaking and I'm so thankful for all of the feedback you've provided while I wrote it. When you have time, I would greatly appreciate a review on Amazon and/or 2022-01-12 19:57:45 +0000 UTC View Post
“I have no idea how you managed to make that work.” Taylor shuddered as her Cleanse spell worked overtime to eradicate the flecks of… mud… that kept splattering onto her with each step someone took.
“You catch Cookie, I pull her to me,” Luke explained yet again as they worked to...
2022-01-12 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post“There, now we’re directly above the Scar that’s something like ten miles below us. Are we all happy, now that we know no bugs are coming out of it?” Luke grouched at the others, a little upset that an animal or monster that he could eat wasn’t presenting itself.
*Buzz.*<...
2022-01-10 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post“So, just to make sure we’re all on board with the plan, Taylor,” Zed paused to send a scathing glare at the ‘leader’ of the party, “We go into the desert here with no plan except to ‘fix stuff’, two of our party members are severely limited in the amoun...
2022-01-07 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostHi all!
Lord January has gone through all of its edits and is now final, ready for Amazon/Audible!
If you're at or above the $5 tier, you have an ebook copy in your inbox.
If you're at or above the $15 tier, yo...
2022-01-06 19:14:46 +0000 UTC View Post- Luke -
“So what now?” Taylor’s voice caused Luke to blink and lose sight of a ripple in the sand that he was almost positive was a root system coming to try to wrap him up.
He decided that perhaps he should just move to a new spot, instead of being forced to splatter ...
2022-01-05 16:07:08 +0000 UTC View PostAndre explained his new Ability on the way to picking up Taylor. They chewed over the information as a group, then - to the Druid’s delight - started brainstorming. Zed was the first to come up with a good idea for the first beacon. “Why not just get all of those nasty bugs that kill plants a...
2022-01-03 16:25:13 +0000 UTC View Post- Andre -
Everything hurt in the absolute best way, as if he was taking a nap after a particularly strenuous pre-dawn workout. For a long moment, Andre didn’t want to let his mind do any work, simply exulting in the fact that he felt amazing. He wanted to look at the notification...
2021-12-31 14:05:03 +0000 UTC View PostLuke turned calmly to meet the raging Druid. Blood was pouring from the Druid’s skin as he ate away at his own flesh to sustain the magic he was casting. “I’ll kill you for this! There’s a reason we put them to sleep first, you monster!”
A glass bottle appeared in Luke's ...
2021-12-30 01:53:04 +0000 UTC View Post- Luke -
The Murderhobo had finished his excavation, creating a deep channel to the edge of the Zone, and used it to drain the entire lake into the open air. It hadn’t even taken very long, as the water only pretended to be water. It flowed far faster, taking only a few hours to ...
2021-12-27 14:18:47 +0000 UTC View PostHope you guys are having a great end to the year!
May we have many more, and greater happiness each day.
2021-12-24 15:38:48 +0000 UTC View Post- Taylor -
“You’re sure about this?” Taylor watched the Descender portal warily, and Andre somewhat guiltily. She could stop this from happening, but… if it worked, it was worth doing. “If you want, we can think of another option. You don’t have to-”
“Luke was...
2021-12-24 15:38:01 +0000 UTC View PostLuke reached the top of the bubble, bent his knees, and pushed downward directly at the center of the face. There was no holding back right now: anything he had was used. His Chain-blade Rope was extended directly in front of him, as it was his strongest weapon currently. He dumped forty...
2021-12-22 15:11:51 +0000 UTC View Post“I’ve never tried fried human before! Food!” The excited cry went out, and a chorus of bloodthirsty cheers followed just behind. Luke looked at the lightning shapes coming toward him and began swinging his left arm around, and around, windmilling his Chain-blade Rope.
As the ...
2021-12-20 16:37:13 +0000 UTC View Post- Luke -
“Why, Luke? Why must you kill us all? We tried to make peace, we made so many offers… didn’t even one of them sound good?” The Murderhobo stood at the end of Zone twelve, his chest heaving as he brought Cookie into the air above his head with shaking hands. He stoo...
2021-12-17 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostAndre tried and failed to come up with a response for the Bard, but finally merely muttered, “Where were you when I first got this place?”
Taylor looked up at him in light disgust, “What was that?”
“Nothing. Listen, Zed…” Andre began, only to be cut off by the increasing...
2021-12-15 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post- Andre -
The Druid watched as the man that had just turned a literal swarm of bugs into paste opened a portal and vanished. He winced as he realized that the Murderhobo had drained away a huge amount of the area’s ambient mana when he opened the portal, and it might take day...
2021-12-13 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostLuke landed heavily on the border between Zones, blood not his own running off his body so thickly that he needed to shake like a dog just to get the top layer off. He sighed as he stepped into Zone eleven. “Stupid birds.”
Since he had already defeated this Zone before, there w...
2021-12-11 00:59:25 +0000 UTC View PostI hope you all enjoyed the surprise Artorian! If you've had a chance to read it or listen to it, I would greatly appreciate a review on Amazon and/or
Dev edit is complete!
Small note: Chain-link Scourge has been changed to Chain-blade Rope during edits.
Displeased with the feeling of his bones poking through his skin in a few places, Luke meandered around Murder World for a short while ...
2021-12-08 16:03:44 +0000 UTC View PostA note ahead of time, some of this is getting reworked when I come through it on my editing pass. (Turns out I found that they had killed a few people earlier in the book. Whoops :P )
“We’re under orders to have the trial right here so that no one can subvert justice.” The ...
2021-12-06 15:06:20 +0000 UTC View PostHi all!
Check your email! If you’re at the $5 tier or above, you’ve got an ebook waiting for you: AA9: Asgard!
If you’re at the $15+ tier, the audio book is there too!
It releases on the 8th on Amazon, I’d love if you’d be so kind as to leave a great review!
2021-12-05 03:03:03 +0000 UTC View PostLuke’s head throbbed, and he wondered if it was because of the concussive mana blast from his Sigil, or if it was something the strange man had done. Probably a little of both. He lay in the nice warm sand and grumbled as he looked over the new messages he had received.
Information pa...
2021-12-03 08:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post- Luke -
Spending weeks of his time running around and searching for Scars wasn’t the worst thing Luke had been through, but all the time between actually finding them and finding things to fight in them was starting to wear on the Murderhobo. “Losing my edge out here. Gonna go...
2021-12-01 16:12:45 +0000 UTC View PostTaylor’s eyes fluttered open as the dirt coating her was peeled open, then her passive Spells came into play and cleaned the muck out of her eyes, nose, and mouth. She was tense as the person in front of her came into focus, and she sucked in fresh air as she realized that she was staring into ...
2021-11-29 16:09:10 +0000 UTC View PostFull Murderhobo: Anything is fully written!
I started my first editing pass Monday, and am making sure to look at people's comments for each chapter to make it better! Thanks everyone for helping me make Something, Anything, and Everything I write just that much better!
2021-11-24 15:44:04 +0000 UTC View Post- Taylor -
Taylor watched as Andre fainted again. She was starting to get annoyed with how often… “Oh. He sank into the earth.”
Putting aside her concerns for her companion’s health, Taylor hurried to get her Spells in place. The smart choice when dealing with stealth...
2021-11-24 15:42:20 +0000 UTC View PostAndre took a deep breath and looked around the oasis that he was linked with. “You know what, Zed? For the first time since we returned to the capital, I really feel that the answer to that question is ‘yes’. Bring on the baddies. The more, the merrier. If I can take murderers and force the...
2021-11-22 15:22:47 +0000 UTC View Post- Andre -
His eyelids felt so heavy. Frankly, he had been feeling like this for weeks, but Andre really thought that getting a good night’s sleep had been enough for him to get to a better place. Trying to think about what had happened, he let his eyes slowly peel open to take in the view...
2021-11-19 21:38:43 +0000 UTC View Post