With each tower that they put into place, Joe realized that the energy in the area was truly being impacted at an astounding rate. As the decuple of structures completed their creation, Joe felt a sharp static tingle along his skin; almost as though he were standing in a place where lightning was...
2023-06-30 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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“There's only a couple of hours until the next Beast wave commences.” Socar alerted the group with a hint of trepidation in his voice. “Are you certain that we can't wait until afterward to begin production of our defenses?”
“You’re the one that said you had something for us.”...
2023-06-29 11:00:03 +0000 UTC
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After tearing a hole in the ground on either side of himself, merely long, vertical shafts created by his Field Array, Joe activated his ritual and set the cavities as the target for his ritual’s output. Making sure everything was well-stabilized, he activated the new ritual and eyed it careful...
2023-06-28 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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One of the perks of owning the smithy was that he was able to skip the line. Even so, standing over the cold forge and doing math was causing the Dwarf that he'd budged in front of to ever-so slowly-turn dark crimson as he tried to contain his vitriol. Which made Joe move extra slowly on his calc...
2023-06-27 11:01:00 +0000 UTC
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*Wham!*
“Wahh!” Joe was startled from his focus, tossing himself back from the table and throwing his fists in the air as the horrendously loud sound came again. “What is that? Was there an attack? Or… someone’s just knocking, aren't they?”
Hoping that th...
2023-06-26 11:00:05 +0000 UTC
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After discussing with the others for a few hours, Joe realized that each of them had extremely deep insights into their own professions. Even the Dwarf among them seemed amazed, as he had only been able to achieve his level of success thanks to hundreds of years of practice. As they were preparin...
2023-06-23 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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“If you’ve come to complain about the new laws-”
Joe brushed past the smirking Dwarven receptionist trying to block him from getting further into the building. However, the Ritualist was intimately familiar with this place, having been the person to build it. Simply Omnivaulting off t...
2023-06-22 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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I'd absolutely love if you'd be so kind as to leave an awesome review for Full Murderhobo: Everything over on Amazon and Audible!
I know the book is old news to you at this point, but pretty please help me bring in new readers!
Ebook: 2023-06-21 19:07:35 +0000 UTC
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“It's a pleasure doing business with you.” Joe shook the hand of the mustachioed Dwarf who was interested in creating a scented soap company based off the tallow she would render from the Penguins, as well as somehow being able to produce crystallized lye from burning hair from the Hoardlings...
2023-06-21 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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“I figured out light for them for free, but what should I do for water?” Joe didn't want to actually set everything up for the community without some form of clearly stated and agreed upon payment, but he figured he could get started on the work before they finally broke down and absolutely <...
2023-06-20 11:01:00 +0000 UTC
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This is gonna be real confusing to people that aren't patreons. :P
2023-06-19 14:07:42 +0000 UTC
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The elite broke through the wall on its seventh strike, giving it direct access to the next corridor of space leading to the town. The entire time, Joe was peppering it with various attacks, seasoning his strikes with the occasional Dark Lightning Strike. To his dismay, as soon as it made it thro...
2023-06-19 11:00:05 +0000 UTC
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As soon as his role in attaching the Mythic core to the building had been completed, Joe was unceremoniously cast outside of the pyramid. Utterly bemused, he had to watch as Jake ran to the central cauldron while squealing in glee until the door finally firmly closed. It wasn't a sight he'd ever ...
2023-06-16 11:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Having set up a proper day and night schedule for the Hamlet, Joe decided that it was time to go and figure out how he was going to be getting paid for his services. Between the temporary housing and the floating light barrier, he'd invested not only a significant sum of aspects, but had needed t...
2023-06-15 11:00:13 +0000 UTC
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Despite being classified as a Journeyman rank, internally Joe nearly regarded the ritual as a Master rank due to its overwhelming complexity. Not wanting to damage the original containing document, Joe held up a piece of paper that he'd been transcribing the beast of a diagram onto, gently slappi...
2023-06-14 11:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Joe walked out of the door unassisted, a pleasant surprise as Jake had threatened to bodily hurl him out of the door if he didn't leave to ‘ponder his few advantages and many disadvantages’. That was fine with the Ritualist, as he'd been unable to create a single alchemical compound of any ra...
2023-06-13 13:12:32 +0000 UTC
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“Knowledge, Ritual Lore.” Joe used his ability to increase his skill rank for the third time since coming to Jotunheim, having either been too busy or asleep, and missed out on a few opportunities to activate it in perfect sequence. In order, he'd increased his Alchemical lore, Architectural ...
2023-06-12 11:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Super strong, and standing 12 feet tall with a layer of fur trapped beneath an armor of ice, these bad boys make up a good chunk of the low-leveled monsters attacking the Hamlet!
2023-06-09 18:00:04 +0000 UTC
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“There you are! I've been looking around for you everywhere, do you have any idea how out of alignment all of the spines of these Penguins are?” Jaxon cheerfully called out to Joe as he shattered the back of the enormous monster he was riding on. “Ooh! Crunchy one, aren't you?”
2023-06-09 11:00:05 +0000 UTC
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The Ritualist started outlining his explanation to the people in the area that could actually get things done. “If this is what I think it is, a tower defense, having perfect walls is actually going to be a detriment. If there isn't a space where the enemy can come walking through, they’ll at...
2023-06-08 11:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Fun fact, my friends!
I just wrote the Epilogue for this book, and started on my dev-editing pass to make the world more vivid. :D
Can't wait for you to read it!
2023-06-07 18:32:51 +0000 UTC
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The Penguins didn't have much in the way of defensive options, nor offensive capabilities. Just as the system had informed them, these were essentially prey animals. They were the equivalent of rabbits or level one rats on another world. Even so, they had an extremely dense outer layer of blubber...
2023-06-07 13:48:43 +0000 UTC
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Joe sat in the smithy that he had created, waiting for some brave Dwarf to come over and ask to use it. Until then, he figured he could work on his plans for the area. “Something normal? Normal? If you want normal, you need to talk to some construction focused Dwarves. Hmph! Well… at...
2023-06-06 11:01:01 +0000 UTC
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After leaving the smithy, cubes cheerfully jangling together until he dropped them into storage, Joe heard a commotion in the distance and decided to change his heading to see what was happening. As he arrived at the scene, he was confused by what he saw at first—all the way until he made the r...
2023-06-05 14:16:38 +0000 UTC
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Besides having the blueprints, knowledge, and stability required for activating a ritual, the next most important thing was having all of the materials required. Joe hadn't volunteered anything when Grandmaster Snow had told everyone that Joe had used up all of his resources by getting them here,...
2023-06-05 14:12:18 +0000 UTC
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“How?” That was the question on everyone's lips, but especially Joe's as he sank to his knees. He didn't lift his hands from the ritual in front of him, constantly working to send enough mana to repair the building that had been almost completely destroyed by the World Boss. The Ritualist was...
2023-06-05 14:11:06 +0000 UTC
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“Hey! This is only supposed to bring across the building, what's with the lava?”
Joe's startled outburst at the incoherent scene caused a visible ripple of unease to spread across the faces of those participating in his magic. For a moment, the uncomfortable silence hung in the air, lik...
2023-06-05 14:08:58 +0000 UTC
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Joe the Ritualist surveyed the new realm he was trapped in. Compared to the last time he had gone to a new world, this was practically a vacation. No choking to death because he couldn't force air into his lungs, he chose to come here instead of being exiled, and he was surrounded on all...
2023-06-05 14:07:43 +0000 UTC
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~ Prologue ~
“I feel warmth.”
A mountain range began to shake, as seven enormous Frost Giants moved for the first time in centuries. Each of them had a single distinct characteristic, the only identifying feature among them.
The Jötunn, thrice as large as the mou...
2023-06-05 14:04:41 +0000 UTC
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2023-05-30 01:28:36 +0000 UTC
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