We can finally officially announce *one* of our very special guests on this Fridayās Haunted Halloween Hangout: CASSANDRA PETERSON!!!
Hope you can join us for the frightful festivities this Friday at 9pm ET on Shudder! šš¤š¤
2022-10-17 15:49:01 +0000 UTC View Post
If an old timer who has lived in the neighborhood 50 years says, "Don't use your GPS, just go three blocks, turn left at the McDonald's, look for a dirt road on your right, and take it until it forks," what will you do? You will still use the GPS. You will then get lost, wander around trying to g...
2022-10-17 14:17:19 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Splatterday, Patreon Pals!
Thank you so much to everyone who came out for the Burlington show tonight! Yāall were so much fun! š„°
Hereās your weekly MV fixā¦Hope youāre having a great night! ššš
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If I don't like the same movie you like, we can still be friends. Movies aren't compatibility profiles.
2022-10-15 21:25:09 +0000 UTC View Post
In a prison you are subject to being searched at any moment, you are told where to stand, where to sit (sometimes in restraints), where to eat, when to eat, how to behave in the toilet, given times you may use the toilet, ordered to get rid of prohibited items, regularly ordered to empty your poc...
2022-10-13 14:34:35 +0000 UTC View Post(Bridge 4:53, Outro 8:38)
Happy Humpday, homies! Tonight we have The Mutations (aka The Freakmaker), a movie which is truly special to JB. He was so excited to get to deep dive it last season! And anything Swamp Thing is always a good time, of corpse. š
Hope youāre having an amaz...
2022-10-13 02:55:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Has anyone ever considered that when you have two political parties clawing each other's eyes out to get 51 percent, the obvious sane solution is to change the rules so that a third, fourth or fifth party can join the conversation, forcing everyone to compromise to get that 51 percent? Shou...
2022-10-11 23:36:40 +0000 UTC View Post
When people want to censor you, they say, "I get what you're doing, Joe Bob, but this is a small town." And if they live in a big city, they say, "I get what you're doing, Joe Bob, but this is a small town in many ways."
2022-10-11 02:03:11 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Late posting bc our show tonight was a bit chaotic (tech issues aāplenty! š¤Ŗ) and we are just getting back to the hotel.
Here are those time codes I promised. ā¤ļø
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The Unnamable II
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2022-10-09 06:08:41 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings, groovie ghoulies! Tonight we have a very special Late Night edition of #FridayFun, featuring JB doing an impromptu tribute to one of his personal heroes, Zacherley!
We did Cerebellum Night in Syracuse tonight (at a science centerā¦with dinosaurs!!). They had this AMAZING Aylmer ...
2022-10-08 05:15:35 +0000 UTC View PostAnother #AskJoeBob for yaā¦Iāve got a bunch of them in queue now but keep āem coming!! š¤ š¤
2022-10-07 17:33:29 +0000 UTC View Post(Bridge: 3:18, Outro: 6:11)
Happy Humpday, homies!! Tonight we have the very first time JB ever showed Frankenhooker! He was soooo right about it still grossing us out 20(+) years later, and it got a PERFECT SCORE on the vomit meter! ššš
We also have Leatherface, which is a l...
2022-10-06 03:05:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Every time there's a murder in a small town, everyone says "This kind of thing doesn't happen here." Implying it's a place full of people TOO GOOD TO BE MURDERERS. Well, welcome to human nature.
2022-10-04 01:42:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, yāallā¦Still in mourning over the Bucs game, but I owe ya some Random Radness for this week. Here it is, in the form of an audio/video. (I couldnāt get the audio to upload for some reason, so this will have to do for now.)
I hope you had a wonderful first weekend of October, ...
2022-10-03 04:09:12 +0000 UTC View PostHappy first Splatterday of October! Iāve gotta go judge a costume contest in a minute (spoiler alert: Everyoneās a winner to me! š), but wanted to make sure I got you your Monstervision fix for tonight.
Enjoyā¦and if anybody actually follows this recipe send us pics or something! š...
2022-10-02 01:11:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Why are there metal folding chairs stored underneath every wrestling ring?
2022-10-01 02:55:11 +0000 UTC View Post
How many times are you out somewhere and you say "Oh, wow, this is a great moment, I need to capture this moment in a photo," followed by fumbling for your phone, finding the photo app on the phone, making a decision about the proper setting for the photo, lining up the photo, only to discover th...
2022-09-29 22:25:13 +0000 UTC View Post(Bridge 4:36, Outro 7:55)
Happy Humpday, Homies! Made it to Fargo w JB after 5000+ travel hours (give or takeā¦ š). Heās doing his How Rednecks Saved Hollywood show here tomorrow night, then we will be at Valley Con (with Bill Moseley! š„°šš) all weekend! If you happ...
2022-09-29 03:18:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Remenber two years ago when "I just got diagnosed with Covid" required a press conference and everyone would post rembrances like you were dead? Today "I just got diagnosed with Covid" gets a like on Twitter.
2022-09-27 23:08:01 +0000 UTC View PostI thought I was gonna be posting your Friday Fun from Firefly Fest this week, but that didnāt exactly work out the way Iād planned. š So I got him to make yāall a lil Sunday Funday vid instead.
Hereās his review for Hard Ticket to Hawaii for you, too. He decided not to let me pos...
2022-09-26 00:06:14 +0000 UTC View PostHowdy, homies! If you joined us gif tonightās watchalong, thank you so much! Iām gonna post the vid I took of him reading his drive in totals for ya in just a bit, but first letās tear the heart outta Splatterday Night! This oneās a lil different bc JB is sick in bed, showing off those so...
2022-09-25 03:34:32 +0000 UTC View PostTrying to spam yall as much as I can so nobody who wants to join us tonight misses out!
Weāll be watching an Andy Sidaris cl-ass-sick with Joe Bob tonight at 9pm ET in the Discord. As always, if you have any probs figuring it out, drop a comment here so we can help you figure it out! ā¤ļ...
2022-09-24 19:35:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Methinks JB is gonna be too busy teaching everyone about š§ movies tonight to do a true thought of the day, so Iām taking the liberty of posting this on his behalf. š
He sent it to me with no text, just to be a meaniehead. How am I supposed to work with someone like this?? š #Team...
2022-09-23 01:13:25 +0000 UTC View Post(Outro: 4:46)
Happy Humpday, homies! Iāve got a ton of š© to get done to try to make a stupidly early flight, but thereās always time to share the JB ā¤ļø with my fellow Mutants. š
Hope youāre having a wonderful week, and that this makes it just a lil bit better fer ya. š...
2022-09-22 03:06:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone is making fun of Putin for calling his war a "special military operation," but do we really have any right to be smug? Both LBJ and Nixon called the eight-year Vietnam War a "police action."
2022-09-21 03:13:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Feminists everywhere are acclaiming the life of Queen Elizabeth II, who proved that, if you want to be a powerful and popular woman, a) never have an opinion, and b) own the most expensive wardrobe.
2022-09-20 02:40:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I was buying gas today and I thought it was $3.89 a gallon, then I noticed that it was actually $3.89 and nine mills per gallon, so I decided not to fill up. They were trying to trick me into thinking it was $3.89 when it was truly almost $3.90. They were charging an...
2022-09-19 02:57:02 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Tonight we have what wouldāve been my birthday ep in ā99 (since they ended after midnightā¦No better way to celebrate than a re-watch of The Hand! š)
Enjoy tearing the heart outta Splatterday Night with JB & Bridget Fonda, Mutants! ā¤ļø
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2022-09-18 03:56:19 +0000 UTC View PostIt has been quite a week, Patreon Pals! As usual I canāt tell you much about it (yet!), but I can tell ya that we survived it (more or less š). We will now resume our usual posts around here, starting with MV which Iāll get up fer ya Iām just a few.
Hope youāve had a great ...
2022-09-18 01:08:31 +0000 UTC View Post(Outro:- 6:25)
Happy Humpday, homies! Another super quick post tonight bc itās been a loooonge day and Iāve got another loooooong day tomorrow, too. In fact, this whole week is super intense for JB and me, which is why I havenāt been pushing him for his Thoughts of the Day. I want him...
2022-09-15 04:10:59 +0000 UTC View Post