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And enjoy the picture of Kirk Cameron that Eli embedded in the script.
In this week’s episode, Heath Enwright takes the week off to laugh at the terrorist who tazed himself in the balls till he died, Andrew Torrez swings by for long enough to regret it, and the Christian right goes coup coup for Cocoa Puffs
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2021-01-14 04:13:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Read along with Don Ford and add your own voice of fantasy and adventure!
2021-01-07 05:40:27 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, congress is way more white and Christian than America … again … still, Donald Trump makes a grand proclamation of unintelligible lame quacks, and Don Ford will be here to stand up for unintelligible lame quacks.
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2021-01-07 05:38:36 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, I remembered to spellcheck Eli before I published it. But I didn't spellcheck him that hard.
2020-12-31 03:15:50 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Churches PPP themselves and make us clean it up, Matt Powell debunks the duck-billed dinosaur surfing wing of evolution theory, and 2020 will fu*% off and die.
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This week you can read along with the sound effect cues and see the kind of weird crap Morgan has to deal with.
2020-12-24 04:12:04 +0000 UTC View PostSpecial Note to Patrons: Sweated over what to do about the ads this week. There's some stuff from the ads that bleeds into the rest of the show and cutting them altogether would have made big chunks of the show hard to follow. My guess is that once you've listened through, you'll be happy I left ...
2020-12-24 04:11:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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2020-12-17 15:57:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Read along with Lucinda's triumphant return!
2020-12-17 04:26:05 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, we'll introduce you to a Christmas song you didn't know you hate yet, "Consensual Cannibalism" is trending on Twitter and we’ll have trouble getting over that, and Kirk Cameron will once again chicken out of my annual candy cane knife fight challenge.
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2020-12-17 04:16:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Read along as the words come alive with some of the finest voice acting just reading your emails and saying yes to the voice actors that offer their help for free can buy.
2020-12-10 04:03:05 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Amy Coney Barret reads the first amendment like a magic eye poster, Rudy Giuliani has COVID and a foley fart guy, and Don Ford will be here because we still don’t have the heart to tell him we meant to hire Don Fjord.
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2020-12-10 04:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Be careful reading along this week. It'll be easy to pull an ocular muscle on a few of the errors (on not just Eli's)
2020-12-03 03:25:54 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, the Supreme Court declares COVID-19 a religion, we give 2019 the roasting it's been deserving this whole time, and Andrew Torrez will be here so I don’t have to do as much prep.
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This week, you can see the words.
Sorry, it makes me put something here, and there are only so many ways you can say "and here's the script."
In this week’s episode, One Million Moms will breakup with the Hallmark Channel, the moms will be super mad when the Hallmark Channel doesn't do the boombox thing, and we’ll be lonely with you so it doesn’t count.
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SAVE THE DATE: Nov 27th from 3-6pm CT
UPDATE: We have pledges lined up to MATCH the first $9,000 of donations made during the event, so you can make your dollars go twice as far!
We're joining some of our bestest podcast friends for a livestream...
2020-11-24 15:17:21 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, you can see that when Eli wrote "take a different tact", I corrected it to tack, but he said tact anyway.
2020-11-19 02:57:38 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Justice Alito warns us to check our underpants for Jabberwockys, the best Christmas movie is Die Hard and Eli can die mad about it, and Ken Ham will psychologically torture the alphabet into the minds of children.
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2020-11-19 02:56:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Now you can see how drab it all looks before Don Ford brings it to life.
2020-11-12 05:34:00 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, We drink the tears of Christian bigots, we remind people that Georgia real estate is cheap and you can register to vote all the way into December, and Don Ford will be here because we can’t afford Don Caddilac
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2020-11-12 05:33:09 +0000 UTC View Post
“Outbreak - A Crisis of Faith: How Religion Ruined Our Global Pandemic” by Noah Lugeons is now ALSO available for the Kindle.
Sorry for the delay!
Sorry I'm getting this up so late. I was just too tired when I finally got everything done Thursday morning, and then I got so caught up in refreshing that I forgot about it until a Patron reached out this morning.
I'll be adding the lyrics to the song at the end just as soon as I can get ...
In this week’s episode, you’ll take a deep breath, stop clicking refresh for a minute, and laugh at something for a bit. Because you desperately need and deserve that.
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Read along with us reading along with stuff!
2020-10-29 03:04:07 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Donald Trump converts to whatever kind of christianity will vote for him, Steve Bannon continues his "Under Indictment" tour while he still can, and we’ll provide you with even more holidays to cancel next month.
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2020-10-29 03:02:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Pay special attention to the sound effect notes in Biblepiece Theater to get an idea what kind of weird crap we drop on Morgan's desk every Wednesday.
2020-10-22 02:01:55 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, California churches assure us that its been “votes and prayers” this whole time, Donald Trump demands to have fact checkers from The Onion at the final debate, and Don Ford will be here to talk about hemorrhoids.
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2020-10-22 02:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
This week's script contains 50% more vowels!
2020-10-15 04:23:07 +0000 UTC View Post