Bedivere the Mad

[BGE] 174 - Saintess' {Rune of Fate}

“Changed? What do you mean?” responded Elise quickly.

“It’s not {Rune of Fate} anymore! It’s Divine Restoration, and then in parentheses, (Rune of Fate)! And it doesn’t have any of that weird glitched text anymore!”

Elise took a moment to process her wo...

[CGE] 86 - Long Term Preparations

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Patreon did this silly thing a while ago and made it super easy to accidentally make chapters free instead of paid, which is why you probably got two notifications about this chapter. The worst part is that I made some significant edits on Patreon to t...

[CGE] 85 - Investigator?

Of the two people behind me, one of them is a beastperson like me. This one is a man, but he’s got cat ears and a tail. His fur and hair is black like mine, but his eyes are yellow, and he seems just as surprised to see me as I am to see him. 

However, he is not the source of the int...

[BGE] 173.5 - The Origin of Corunia (Bonus Interlude)

After 800 years of travels and countless forms of mischief, Oberon and Titania finally returned to where it all began. The place of their birth. The mysterious valley where winter couldn’t quite reach.

The valley hadn’t changed much since they left. It was still just as green as ever, a...

[BGE] 173 - Fey King and Queen

“Titania and I were a part of the same spawn wave, though we were not the same species. You may be interested to learn that while she spawned as a fey, I did not. I was a mindless squirrel. True story. I supposed you could say that you and I have some kinship in our origins.

“Due to my ...

[CGE] 84 - Fleshbender

I end up going to bed close to sunrise, and when I wake up in the early afternoon, I return to the twins’ house. They’re both busy working on individual projects when I arrive, so I have to entertain myself for a few minutes until they reach a stopping point. After expressing my concerns abou...

[BGE] 172 - Tales from the Past

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

In case you missed the update to the previous chapter, I changed the last couple paragraphs. It's a very simple change that basically postpones the original ending where she gets to class and Jessie tells her about her Rune of Fate so that I can have E...

[CGE] 83 - The Seven Delicacies

“The Delicacies are actually a little bit more than just tourist destinations,” explained Cecilia. “That’s what they mainly are, but they’re also a teaching tool. In the past there were many chefs and connoisseurs that went and tasted them all to expand their horizons and get experience...

[CGE] 82 - Cecilia

The looks on the twins’ faces are a little unnerving. The smiles themselves are actually pretty nice, but the fact that the only other time I’ve seen them smile was when they were blowing stuff up makes me mildly concerned. Still, I’m not gonna turn down a free tour of what’s clearly a su...

[BGE] 171 - Sophie in the Dungeon

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

I have edited the ending of this chapter, as I forgot that I was gonna do something next chapter that I could not do with the current ending. Sorry for that, and double sorry to anyone who read the OG version of this chapter, as I will be reusing the e...

[CGE] 81 - Infiltrator Quests

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

In case any of you skipped that chapter that I inserted (currently numbered as chapter 64), I encourage you to go back and read it, because it is relevant to today's chapter. The specific section that is relevant is the twins' PoV.

If you don't w...

[BGE] 170 - In the Dungeon Together

Sophie’s question demolished Elise’s plans for the night, but she didn’t mind too much. Taking Sophie down into the Dungeon was no trouble at all, and in fact, she thought it was a very good idea. In the Bronze areas, Elise could easily protect her from any threat, and getting Sophie some p...

[CGE] 80 - The First Event

Twenty one gods were gathered in the God of Games’ banquet hall in the divine realm. The one at the head of the table was the God of Games himself, while the other twenty were the participants in the sixth round of the game he had been fiddling with for millennia. The attention of all the gods ...

[CGE] 79 - Annie, Are You Okay?

“I brought you a present,” I say. “You don’t like it?”

“Yona this—! You’d better have a damn good explanation or I’m sending an emergency signal to the Guild right now!”

“Fortunately, I do have a damn good explanation,” I say, picking the head up with ...

[BGE] 169 - Preliminary Dungeon Competition Team

Unlike the first meeting in the empty classroom, this meeting took place on one of the University’s many training fields. There was no buffet this time, but there were snacks—fruits and pastries, mostly—and when Elise and Sophie arrived, most of the students were helping themselves.

S...

[CGE] 78 - A Sh*tty Situation

“Fine," says Annie. "Just get this over with.”

“First…” I start, staring down at her bloody neck. “How are you talking?”

“Seriously?”

“Well, you’re not attached to your lungs right now, so you shouldn’t be able to make noise.”

“My body is dead, ...

[BGE] 168 - Skills and Soul Meditation

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Accidentally posted the RR chapter early, so I'm posting this one early too, because why not. Thanks for reading!

<END AUTHOR'S NOTE>

At first, Elise was excited to see three Skill Quests in her System notifications, ...

[CGE] 77 - Curse You, Yona the Kitty Cat!

I try to throw a Fireball at Annie’s body, but for some reason, my mana won’t work. I can still sense it, but it’s all messed up, and won’t move the way I want it to. The source seems to be the wound in my back. There’s a weird mana mixed in with my body that’s interfering with everyt...

[CGE] 76 - Found the Cow

“Yeah?” I ask.

“I know you’re here ‘cause you’re bored and want something to do… but if it’s not too much to ask, would you mind if I took the lead? I want to get to Silver as soon as possible, so I need all the experience I can get.”

“Sure, I don’t care,” I sa...

[BGE] 167 - As Her Highness Commands

Elise followed Cassian’s instructions, reaching the large cavern in just under ten minutes. She sensed it before she saw it though. Just as he described, it was absolutely teeming with monsters, and even just the close section that she could sense from the tunnel held dozens. All of them had ab...

[CGE] 75 - Quests with Friends

“Annie,” I say, walking toward her.

She starts, then turns around and smiles when she sees me. She looks—and smells—a little bit hungover, but she’s in good spirits.

“Yona!” she exclaims, turning to meet me.

At the sound of my name, everyone inside who hadn’t alr...

[BGE] 166 - "Cave Spider, Kill Yourself"

Nothing happened. 

“Kill yourself,” she then said.

Nothing happened again. She breathed a sigh of relief.

She had read that {Command} and its derivative Skills could not be used to directly harm the target, but she had also half-expected {Rune of Fate} or the absurd aet...

[CGE] No chapter tomorrow

Apparently, Thanksgiving has me all turned around, and this chap was supposed to go out tomorrow, not today. Oops. This works out for the better though because now I don't have to worry about writing a chapter tomorrow. Today's chapter is tomorrow's chapter. Next chapter will be this weekend. Sor...

[CGE] 74 - The Return of the Minion

I lean my head into Annie’s hand as she scratches behind my ears. She’s actually very good at this. She seems to know all the right spots to scratch. If only her breath smelled better.

I mean, I know I’m in a medieval world without modern amenities, but her breath is awful. I usually ...

[CGE] 73 - Profession Upgrade

[ Profession Upgrade Options: ]

[ Lazy Cook ]

[ Hungry Cook ]

[ Sous Chef ]

[ Experienced Taste Tester (Path Change) ]

[ Lazy Manager (Path Change) ]

Wow, thes...

[BGE] 165 - A Bronze Dungeon Pass

Sucri’s evaluation of Elise’s skills went by surprisingly quickly. Elise thought it would have taken longer than it did, but apparently it was mostly a test of mindset, rather than ability. The upper floors of the Dungeon never had any monsters higher than Tier 3, so even if Elise was weak, s...

[CGE] 72 - A Busy Day At Play

On the same day...

When I wake up in the morning, I have a quick breakfast with Lauren before she runs out, saying she has to do some work or something. I then eat a bunch more before taking a quick nap and heading out to explore again. 

This time, I head back to the sou...

[BGE] 164 - Some Old Forgotten Things

<AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Re-notifying because I forgot the chapter number and title originally and want the email readers to have those.

<END AUTHOR'S NOTE>

Elise undid  {Subtle Royalty}, and immediately, the floodgates opened. It was l...

[CGE] 71 - A Busy Day At Work

Despite the chaos of everything that had been going on recently, for most people living in Riverfork, life simply went on as usual. The potential catastrophes in Ryantown and the small fishing village had been settled before they could cause any direct problems for Riverfork. Only the highest ran...

[CGE] 70 - Yona's Fan Club

Abby, you hear that? I’ve got fans!

“One fan.”

So far. 

“Nice to meet you too,” I say, smiling. “Are you an Adventurer too?”

“Yes!” she says. “But I’m only Bronze right now, heheh. I’ve got a long way to go.”

“You’l...