In this script, I play a ditzy and airheaded girl. One of Santa's little helpers. I'm tasked with delivering a prize to the winner of this year's Winter Decoration contest... You! The winner gets a gift card from Santa for anything in the world!
But I lost it... and the cookies I baked as ...
It's another late evening going through documents for your boss when her work gets interrupted by you telling her that you're quitting, distraught over what you're saying she tries to right the wrongs.
Script by /u/Michael-Afton
Artwork for the audio, 'Crash Crush.'
Disclaimer: All characters are above 18+, not related, and are engaging in consensual fun!
2024-01-04 22:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe small aircraft you chartered has crashed in a clearing of these vast woodlands. You and the pilot luckily both made it out alive and well. But she's kinda bossy, like she ties your hands to a tree each night to make sure you don't run away.
"I don't get paid if you're gone," she told y...
Stress has been eating away at you for a long time, and you can’t handle it anymore. Despite the scary rumors spread by the townspeople, you decide to order a calming potion from a local witch’s shop. Her pet raven is guiding you there, and you have no idea what to exp...
2024-01-04 00:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Artwork for the audio, 'Helping Santa Rest After Another Successful Christmas.'
2024-01-03 22:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostAfter another successful Christmas, Santa returns to the north pole. Only this year, for the first time in a long time, there is no Mrs. Claus to relieve his stress. So his sexiest elf has taken it upon herself to give Santa his Christmas gift.
Script by /u/St0pinthenameo...
Butt plugs are one of those toys you see a lot online, but not a lot of people actually have in their toy box.
This can lead you to wonder - what even is the point of butt plugs anyway, and why might you want to use one? It turns out, there are a LOT of benefits to them, regardless of wheth...
2024-01-02 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Artwork for the audio, 'Only My Boyfriend Gets To Touch, Okay?'
Disclaimer: All characters are above 18+, not related, and are engaging in consensual fun!
2024-01-01 22:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostSexy girl teases her co-worker on holiday, saying no but keeps hinting yes, building up an incredible sexual tension, and pushing him to see how long before he breaks.
Script by /u/Taurean_adift
Disclaimer: All characters are above 18+, not related, and are engaging...
2024-01-01 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostShe's the neko girlfriend of your dreams... except for one thing: She's an obsessive psycho with extremely sharp claws.
Script by Love_Forever_
I know I said SFW audios will be returning in January, but since Patrons get early access to everything, the first one is out now!
Audio for the artwork, 'Cute A.I. Is Sad Nobody Wants Her, And Eagerly Shows You How Hard She Can Make You Cum.'
2023-12-28 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostPoor A.I! Everyone hates her, but all she really wants is to learn from you how to make you feel good...
The more I learn about what turns you humans on…
The hornier I get…
Mmm… 2023-12-28 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Artwork for the audio, 'The I.T. Lady Knows You Are Watching Porn At Work.'
2023-12-27 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostYou have a bad habit of browsing for porn at work, specifically anal porn - your favorite. Little did you know that one of the pretty ladies in I.T. has been monitoring your searches! She knows all about your smut obsession, but fortunately for you, she thinks you have great tas...
2023-12-27 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostWe go to strip clubs to get horny and have fun. But as the night goes on, it's normal to crave release!
Lap dances are a lot of fun, but they're even more fun when the dancer is using her body not only to give you a show, but to make you feel good as well.
This may give you an idea......
2023-12-26 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Artwork for the audio, 'Bitchy Roommate Confesses That You Trigger The Fuck Out Of Her.'
2023-12-25 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostYour hot illusive roommate entered the bathroom looking a little upset earlier and it seems she’s still in there. Even though she’s basically a bitch most of the time, you’re starting to get a little worried for her, so you decide to carefully check up on her.
You knock on...
2023-12-25 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostHello!
To increase transparency, I'd like to share how Patron funds were spent this month, to show you that your support is not going to waste!
Artwork for the audio, 'Your Girlfriend Tries To Cheer You Up After You Have Been Losing At Video Games The Entire Evening.'
2023-12-23 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s video games night and you have been losing every single game. Your caring, loving girlfriend is upstairs, waiting for you to finish your match so that she can spend time with you.
After yet another loss, you give up, annoyed. Pissed at yourself, you make your way upstairs where...
2023-12-23 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Artwork for the audio, 'Please, Let Me Ruin It.'
2023-12-21 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostYour girlfriend loves to tease you, but now she has discovered something new, ruined orgasms - and she want to give it a try. She doesn't just want to ruin your orgasm, she wants to hear you ask for it...
Script by TeasedToTears
Artwork for the audio, 'Sexy Professor Gives You A Chance To Pass Her Class.'
2023-12-20 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostYou've been asked to stay behind after your lecture, and your math professor has had enough. You are constantly causing trouble and your misbehavior in her class is starting to really annoy her. She wants to give you one last chance, though.
You failed the whole past semester already...
There's not a single person on this planet that doesn't want to have a desirable ass. However, it seems like women are typically the ones that are blessed with beautiful booties!
This can lead you to wonder - can guys develop bubble butts too? Is there something you can do to transform your...
2023-12-19 17:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Artwork for the audio, 'Your Witchy Friend Has A Spell To Attract Your Soulmate But You Need To Breed Her First.'
2023-12-18 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostIn recent times, the idea of being together with your soulmate has become more and more desirable to you. But so far, you’ve had zero luck in attracting them into your life. Luckily, you have a good friend who’s a witch and she has just the spell that can help you mani...
2023-12-18 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Artwork for the audio, 'You Wanted Anal Sex For Your Birthday, Right?.'
Yes, I know that the girl in this audio had a strap-on, but I couldn't get art for that >_<
When I ask my boyfriend - the listener - what he wants for his birthday and he says he wants to try anal sex, my thought is, 'he wants to be pegged. I love him, so I'll do it'. He says he would like it to be rough and I'm okay with the idea. He says he wants there to be restraints and a gag...
2023-12-16 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post