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Oh No, the Monster Under Your Bed is Hot! ASMR Roleplay, Pt. 2 -- (Female x Male) (SFW) (Binaural)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the SFW FxM continuation of the Monster Under Your Bed series! Full-length FxF NSFW version will be out in the next few days for your listening pleasure. = )

Part 1: 2025-08-24 04:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Drunk & Dangerous: the Worst of r/NoSleep, Pt. 12

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of of Reddit's worst-rated horror fiction.

In this episode: seriously people, stop going into the woods at night!

Yandere Girl Gives You a Haircut ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a loving visit from your very own soulmate/hairdresser Yandere Girl!

New NSFW later this week -- weather didn't agree with my vacation plans, but nothing can stop my roleplay plans.

Lil' Summer Vacation

Hey guys, just wanted to give you a quick heads up that uploads will be paused for a few days while I take a short break to spend time with family. But worry not, I'll be back next week to titillate and disturb you (probably with audios, I probably won't be outside your house lurking in the bus...

Milked by a 12-Ft. Amazon: an Erotic Roleplay, Pt. 2 -- (Female x Male) (NSFW)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive erotic upload, the continuation of the Amazon Milking roleplay series, written once more by the fantastic F.N.!

Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/107291018/<...

Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt. 46

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording from last Saturday's Live Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once more as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction.

In this episode: showers that make you long for a bath...

New NSFW Saturday; New Loaf Today!

Thank you for your patience while I finish work on the final erotic upload of the month. It's the longest one yet, so is taking me extra time. This cat loaf, however, is available now! She needs no editing, only pets (and to shed all over everything, everywhere, all of the time forever).

2025-07-30 03:05:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Join Me Saturday for a Live Drunk & Dangerous!

Come and join me tomorrow for this month's Live Drunk and Dangerous -- a patron-only show where we chat and read the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction!

When:     Saturday, July 26th, 6 PM EST

Where:    Dangerous ASMR Discord...

Meeting a Small Town Siren Roleplay, Pt. 2 -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the roleplay series, Meeting a Small Town Siren, written once more by the fantastic Wood!

Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/130962106 2025-07-25 03:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Drunk & Dangerous: the Worst of r/NoSleep, Pt. 11

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once more as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of Reddit's worst-rated scary stories.

In this episode: ...and suddenly, glock!

Pearl Diver: Plundered by the Pirate Queen Roleplay -- (Female x Female) (Binaural) (NSFW)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the full-length NSFW version of the Pirate Queen roleplay, Pearl Diver, written by the incomparable Sofi P!

Pearl Diver: Plundered by the Pirate Queen Roleplay -- (Female x Female) (Binaural) (SFW)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a roleplay featuring a possessive Pirate Queen -- written by the one and only Sofi P!

Needy Cat Causes Delay

Your originally scheduled NSFW upload has hit a small delay -- some say due to editing, others say it's Butterscotch's fault for refusing to stop laying on my neck and obstructing my airway when I'm trying to work.

In either case, thank you for your patience. Please enjoy this photo of wha...

Drunk & Dangerous: the Worst of r/NoSleep, Pt. 10

I hope you enjoy another patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once more as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of Reddit's worst-rated horror fiction!

In this episode: the death of Todd

Yandere Cat Girl Wants Your Attention Roleplay -- (Female x Male)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a Yandere Cat Girl that wants your attention really, really, really badly.

Fun fact: this roleplay is inspired in large part by my own cat, Butterscotch.

Earning the A: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Binaural) (NSFW)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the FxM edition of the Student x Teacher roleplay, Earning the A, written once more by the wonderful Aura and Anubis!

FxF is here: https://www.patreo...

Drunk & Dangerous: the Worst of r/NoSleep, Pt. 9

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me again as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of Reddit's worst-rated scary stories!

Frankenstein Meets Lola Hyde -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Frankenstein/Hyde mashup series, written once more by the marvelous Todd Carney!

Previously On: https://www.patreon.com/posts/98737687

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The Mile High Club: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Female) (NSFW)

"You seem a little stressed... don't worry, I know just what will help..."

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, an FxF erotic roleplay that will take you to new heights -- The Mile High Club, written by the wonderful Ludpig von Jackie!

Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt. 45

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's live Drunk & Dangerous! Join me as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic stories.

In this episode: Tentacles, tentacles, tentacles!!!

False Prophecies: Tempted by a Succubus, Pt. 1 -- (Female x Female)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, False Prophecies, an FxF roleplay featuring a succubus listener and written by the fabulous Marley Monroe!

Join Me Saturday for a Live Drunk & Dangerous!

Come and join me Saturday for this month's Live Drunk and Dangerous -- a patron-only show where we chat and read the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction!

When:     Saturday, June 28th, 6 PM EST

Where:    Dangerous ASMR Discord...

Drunk & Dangerous: the Worst of r/NoSleep, Pt. 8

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once more as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of Reddit's worst-rated horror fiction.

In this episode: terror toilets and temple goblins

Cabin Fever, Pt. 4: Bargaining with the Werewolf in the Woods -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Werewolf x Vampire roleplay series, Cabin Fever, written once more by the amazing Sofi P!

Part 3: https://www.patreon.com/posts/12948297...

Winning the Heart of a Tsundere Giantess Roleplay, Pt. 1 -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a roleplay featuring a Tsundere Giantess you would love to date... if only she was interested, too...

Drunk & Dangerous: the Worst of r/NoSleep, Pt. 7

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once more as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the worst-rated horror story posts on r/nosleep!

In today's episode: "M'urder" tips knife

Oh No, the Monster Under Your Bed is Hot! ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Female) (Binaural)

I hope you enjoy today's (belated!) early upload, a sweetly sadistic monster from under your bed... and oh no, she's hot! Would you be interested in seeing an NSFW continuation? Let me know in the comments!

Note: removed the extra track that I, in all my giant brain glory, left...