Dear Insane Children,
Continued evolution on the Bumby as Shopkeeper concept images.
Above you'll see Omri's reworking based on our comments. This is "spider hole" Bumby + Mechanical Hands. In this version we'd hear but not see Bumby. And his hands would handle all the int...
2019-10-02 00:40:19 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
As many of you are aware we're trying to define the look and function of Bumby's character in Asylum. This is a tricky task because many of us are uneasy with the idea of interacting with the Ultimate Bad Guy from AMR.
The basic idea ...
2019-10-01 02:05:01 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
We had an excellent Livestream over on YouTube yesterday in which we reviewed a TON of artwork, gave away a bunch of Cheshire Kittens, and covered a lot of other topics - Asylum story, Bumby as a shopkeeper, and more!
Hit 2019-09-27 16:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Hi there
Font Lord here with a quick update about shipping.
Now the Chesh sets are getting sent out, and people have started getting their tracking IDs mailed to them, we have had some ...
2019-09-24 15:39:09 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
We're BACK after a week of R&R. Seems my throat really needed that. All better now! Pain is gone! And I guess we now know that I shouldn't eat tons of spicy food during the day and citrus fruit right before I go to bed. Hur d...
2019-09-23 02:35:08 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
I'm back after a wonderful period of time spent with Lucky (吉克)! He's a good little boy who spends most of his time sleeping. And when he's awake his main focus is drinking milk... followed by explosive bowel movements and a bit of hiccupping. Here he is in the pre...
2019-09-16 15:59:00 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
I posted this over on Instagram but figure there are a few of you here on Patreon who might also be interested in the discussion...
Feedback Time! Comment below on these ...
2019-09-12 02:47:03 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Omri sends along another concept image from the Realm of the Queen of Hearts. As we've discussed previously, this realm is an analog to Alice's Anger as she traverses the stages of PTSD. The entire realm and all its major inhabitants - the Queen ...
2019-09-11 01:02:38 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
We just finished watching Star Trek: Discovery Parts 1&2. And as someone who grew up watching the original (Shatner/Nimoy) series on TV (re-runs! I am not THAT old!), I found it to be a lot of fun in terms of the references made to events, places, and people ...
2019-09-10 16:00:00 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Ever since the arrival of our Littlest Insane Child I've had this constant Sense of Christmas. Like that pressure you feel just before the arrival of a big storm except this is mingled with the memory of tinsel, candy canes, fake plastic trees, a...
2019-09-05 01:28:43 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
We're back home safe and sound. Baby and mom are happy and healthy. Thank you, everyone for your kind wishes and love.
Taking a quick break from cleaning the house and learning how to "dad" to bring you a quick update. Thought you might enjoy a ...
2019-09-04 01:54:37 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children
Font Lord here, to ease all of your minds with a soothing balm of information for what happens next with the Cheshire Kitten Set goal and to answer some of the comm...
2019-09-02 23:45:59 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Please welcome our latest Inmate to the Asylum!
24hrs from when Yan arrived at the hospital...
- 12:45am
- September 2nd, 2019
- 3.8kg
- 51cm long
Ji Ke (jee keh - 吉克) is a cu...
2019-09-02 02:16:19 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
This is an Automated Notification from the Cheshire Kitten Alert System.
The Early Bird Special on the Cheshire Kitten Plush Collector Set expires at 11:59PM on August 31st, 2019.
...
2019-08-30 17:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
How far would you go to assuage your anger? To punish those responsible for your pain and loss? To exact revenge upon a world of broken rules and shattered expectations?
This isn't about recovering what's lost - it's too late for that. This is about r...
2019-08-30 03:34:43 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Did you know? Tentacles make everything better. Just take the latest concept image from Jen as example. It's a tent. Made of tentacles. And within? You'll find Priscilla gazing into her crystal ball and reading tarot cards.
We discuss...
2019-08-23 01:24:30 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Omri sends along a new concept image which continues our exploration of Tarot elements infused with a collection of enemies in Asylum.
Do you remember the Phantasmagoria and Boojum from AMA? I do! And BOY HOWDY do I hate thos...
2019-08-21 01:24:37 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
There are nearly 900 of you at the $1 "Unlock The Rewards" Tier. And many of you have recently joined that Tier - we assume because you want the Cheshire Kitten Set.
Warm Reminder: The $1 Tier is there to help Unlock ...
2019-08-21 00:45:47 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend! Here at The Asylum we're heading into another week filled with online madness. We'll start things off with a Crowd Design Session over on Discord. Here's the start time...
2019-08-19 09:22:53 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
The team continues work on various Asylum elements including enemy design. Above is an image from Omri which depicts the potential design for a Tarot Enemy representing The Fool. The idea is that throughout Asylum we'll encounter...
2019-08-15 02:14:05 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
As many of you know my wife and I are expecting an "Insane Child" to arrive in our house very soon! Yan's due date is September 2nd and she says that day can't come soon enough...
2019-08-14 04:09:04 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
The team are putting finishing touches on a couple of elements related to Denial and The Circus Realm. Over the past couple of weeks they've s...
2019-08-13 02:09:37 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
YOU DID IT! The Cheshire Kitten Goal is officially UNLOCKED! Yay!
Everyone high-five with Cheshire Kitten - (watch the claws)

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2019-08-10 01:03:59 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
There's a typhoon heading to Shanghai! And I have to run to the dentist in about 5 minutes so a quick update before I go... Yikes!
First, the above video was just posted over on YouTube. It's another quick explainer FAQ - this time de...
2019-08-09 04:04:49 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
We had a highly productive Crowd Design Session over on our Discord Server yesterday.
If you missed it live you can hit THIS LINK to check it out over on YouTube (Th...
2019-08-07 05:32:30 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
It has been said that if one enjoys eating sausage, one should never visit a sausage factory to observe it being made. It's also been said that one should never mix metaphors and innuendo. For these and all my various sins, I repent. Oh, wait, I live i...
2019-08-05 01:49:55 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Font Lord and Stick Boy back with another FAQ video - this one covers all the details related to the Cheshire Kitten Plush Collector Set.
The $50 Tier for this Set has been Activated. So... if you want the set, select...
2019-08-02 04:23:44 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
I'm finally back at my keyboard and trying to get caught up on several days of unanswered emails and overflowing to-do lists.
Omri "bumped" a particular email thread regarding Tarot Cards and sent me down a rabbit hole of symbology an...
2019-08-02 01:47:25 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
It might seem like we're off taking a break but we're actually still hard at work! FontLord was over at the Underground Lair today and we made some adjustments to our cameras, mics, and lighting. To test the new setup we also recorded a couple of FAQ videos... th...
2019-08-01 05:52:51 +0000 UTC
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Dear Insane Children,
Yan and I set up a mini photo studio in our workspace yesterday. We then put together a dozen+ setups featuring the Cheshire Kitten and Cheshire Cat Bag. With temperatures near 100f (40c) outside in Shanghai, we ...
2019-07-31 00:59:03 +0000 UTC
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