Being one of the most powerful superheroes in the world comes with its downsides. Like the fact that anyone you touch instantly collapses in agony, and sometimes, even death. Your powers have hospitalized people before by accident, so needless to say, a kiss is out of the question, let alone ...
2023-08-19 00:48:53 +0000 UTC
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Hi moans!
Thank you for all your suggestions on the other thread for what you want me to experience for the first time and talk about. As I was gathering options, I was thinking it makes the most sense to do multiple of these with different types of media, so we're starting with TV...
2023-08-16 15:32:07 +0000 UTC
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Hi moans,
I mentioned this as an idea for a SFW audio in the last one, but I'd love to hear about some movies, TV shows, or albums that the moans love but I haven't experienced yet! Then I'll watch the movie, a couple episodes of the show, or listen to the album and talk abou...
2023-08-11 17:44:19 +0000 UTC
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Bit of a grab-bag this month, with some old and some new!
1. Rendezvous at the Gala with Your Double Agent Contact (Spy Listener x Spy Speaker)
SPIES! You're a secret agent headed to a fancy party to meet with a contact who's been working for the bad guys, but as a doubl...
2023-08-11 17:37:15 +0000 UTC
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Hiii, another kind of scenario dirty talk, where two people who don't know each other that well are kind of thrown together after an intense/stressful/harrowing experience together, and help each other stop thinking. Hope you like it! And hope you can excuse any audio weirdness, I'm in a differen...
2023-08-07 21:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone!
Happy August!!!!! 🌨️
I'm on the go at the moment, so no audio today. But will kick off August on Monday with a dirty talk audio, and then we should be back to our usual Friday schedule.
There's some exciting things on the horizon that I'm excit...
2023-08-04 18:21:59 +0000 UTC
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For some time you have been courted by a gentleman who has over time grown colder, and doesn't show any sign of proposing sooon, despite both of your families' efforts. On a walk through the woods, near your manor, you have the rare chance to confront him alone and ask why. The answer is more...
2023-07-31 22:30:03 +0000 UTC
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HI the first few seconds of this audio is among my most humiliating so I hope you appreciate it. We're talking about TV shows! Some of my favorites from this year, some of my all-time favorites and some fun hypotheticals like what TV show would I want to make or appear on.
We get into maj...
2023-07-21 19:00:05 +0000 UTC
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You want to be a mom and you're ready to do it on your own, so you take matters into your own hands. Rather than go to a fertility clinic, you decide to do things the old-fashioned way. Your friend has helped you find a promising donor and you've taken care of all the legal stuff. But this is...
2023-07-15 01:26:59 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone!
Hope you're having a lovely July and have something fun to do this weekend. The early access audio is coming out tommorrow--it's given me a bit of trouble but I'm super excited for the exclusive, a courtly/historical/noble audio I'm Too Attracted to You to Marry You, It Would...
2023-07-13 20:02:24 +0000 UTC
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An audio about contrasts between looking classy and having filthy sex, between sweet talk and rough acts, soft touches and dirty talk, submissive acts and dominant talk, and vice versa. Just a thing I think is hot!
Have a great weekend and take care! Schedule for the month coming...
2023-07-07 20:41:13 +0000 UTC
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It's an all genre poll for July! A couple of second chancers and some new ideas too.
1. The Lady Meets Her Favorite Commoner in the Royal Forest (Noble Listener x Commoner)
Bringing this one back because it seemed pretty popular. A lady develops a ...
2023-07-04 18:16:23 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone!
The behind the scenes tech breakdown audio is this month's moans SFW audio! I realized kind of late that it was actually tied with TV Talk, so that will be next month's SFW audio. I go over what equipment I use, my recording, editing, sound design and mixing process, and...
2023-06-30 21:22:09 +0000 UTC
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All right, let's do this one more time. So there's a guy in your friend group who is just never there. Unreliable, flaky, says one thing and does another, especially when his friends need him. After he disappeared from another friend's birthday party, you catch him in a bedroom in his underwe...
2023-06-23 20:45:37 +0000 UTC
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You and your boyfriend broke up, but it was mutual, and your friend group's beach vacation was already booked, so you went anyway. But while everyone else is down at the beach, one of your ex's friends confronts you over how you and your ex have been acting. He thinks you need to get the fuck...
2023-06-16 19:46:43 +0000 UTC
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Hi moans! I had a few ideas for this month's SFW audio, so I thought I'd see what you're all most interested in!
1. Behind the Scenes Tech Rundown
A few people have asked about the technical side, both what equipment I use to record audios and what my process is like in t...
2023-06-12 20:17:02 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone!
We crossed 1000 Patrons on Friday, and I'm honestly blown away. I'll save much of my gushing because I do want to do something special to celebrate this, even just another AMA or chatty audio or maybe something brand new.
I'll just say that I'm so so thankful for this c...
2023-06-12 19:58:16 +0000 UTC
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Hi!
A dirty talk but also another kind of sketch/brainstorm of a full audio. Been wanting to do something hand kink related so this one is all hands. Schedule for the month coming soon!
Have a great weekend and take care,
august 🌨️
Names Us...
2023-06-09 16:46:46 +0000 UTC
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I think we're going slice of life/relatable-ish again for the free audio this month, so I thought we'd go mostly tropey/genre on the exclusive. Collected some past suggestions and a couple of my own ideas!
1. Your Sworn Frenemy is Secretly the Superhero You Have a Crush O...
2023-05-30 18:42:29 +0000 UTC
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A couple weeks after you used the single dad next door (and his shower), you two made plans to go for a walk and talk about things. But when you find out he has a cold, you make him stay in bed, and the conversation takes a turn.
Hey everyone! First off, sorry for the pivot away f...
2023-05-26 19:43:57 +0000 UTC
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Hi moans!
Thank you for all your wonderful poetry submissions and a huge thanks to those courageous and talented patrons who submitted original poetry!!! You all have great taste and such unique perspectives to share.
I ended up not doing much commentary/talkback ...
2023-05-18 22:20:46 +0000 UTC
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You're stressed out, and your best friend asks what he can do to help you relax. One thing that always works for you is getting spanked, even in a non-sexual, theraputic way. Your friend offers to give it a try, just to destress you, of course. Purely platonic...
Happy Friday! Hop...
2023-05-12 21:12:27 +0000 UTC
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I don't know if four months feels like a lot or a little, but these are an interesting way of being reminded how long the Patreon's been going! This month I was inspired by a prompt I put on the monthly exclusive poll (voted on by moans). It doesn't look like it's gonna win, but it was on my mind...
2023-05-05 20:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone!
May the 4th be with you, etc. Excited for another month of content and so happy to have all of you along listening! I'm doing some travel planning for the fall, finally back to a regular D&D schedule, and playing more music, so that's a lot of fun.
Another update whi...
2023-05-04 16:31:00 +0000 UTC
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Hi moans!
For this month, I want to do some poetry reading for the SFW audio, so send me your favourite poems you'd like to hear me read. Links in the comments, Patreon messages, anonymous comments form or email are all great!
I'll collect them until I think I have enough to fill 20-4...
2023-05-02 19:28:55 +0000 UTC
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Maybe it's just cause it's the first of May (and outdoor fucking starts today), but the theme of this month's poll is sex outside! The closest I've come to this area is the camping audio which in my opinion doesn't really count.
Bringing back some suggestions from previous months and a co...
2023-05-01 21:19:16 +0000 UTC
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You love teasing your shy coworker, but on after the first day of a conference, the ride to the hotel lets you see just how far you can push him before he finally does something about it.
Hi! Thanks for another great month!! Appreciate your support as always, and I hope you l...
2023-04-29 16:32:12 +0000 UTC
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Hi there,
Honestly ready for this slightly chaotic month to be over, but also excited to still have one more big audio for the month to make for next week. Thanks for the great response to the Mando audio, really excited to post it on Reddit tonight.
I haven't been sleeping well lat...
2023-04-21 21:16:32 +0000 UTC
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You're a roguish smuggler on the Outer Rim, but on a dead-end mining planet, you run into an armored mercenary in rough shape. He's distrustful and cold, but he badly needs your help to get off world and his wounds tended. You just need to get through his armor first...
Hi all! Rea...
2023-04-14 22:27:00 +0000 UTC
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You and your friend have history, but it's no big deal, nothing that would affect your friendship. Then his flight gets cancelled and he's stuck in a hotel room, feeling nostalgic and lonely at the end of the year, and he can't get you out of his mind...
NAMES USED IN T...
2023-04-11 21:34:40 +0000 UTC
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