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Tondemo Skill - 283 - Ridiculous Amount of Money

Elland-san and I went to the Adventurers Guild the next morning for the Drop item trade.

We left Fer, Sui and Dora-chan at home with plenty of snacks since I’m a little worried about staying too long. Surely they’ll be fine for a while?

Anyway, it did not take us long to walk from...

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Tondemo Skill - 282 - Dismantling Lessons from Elland-san, Part 2

““Master, we'll be going now~””

“”We’ll be back soon!””

“”Right, let’s go,””

[6] I waved a weak hand at my familiars, “Yes, yes, travel safe…”

My familiars disappeared into the forest outside the City Avering.

[6] I'm here to practic...

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Tondemo Skill - 281 - News of Other Dungeons & a Shocking Discovery

Feodora-san seems to like the yakitori sauce version very much and was taking alternate bites out of a leek & chicken skewer on one hand and a thigh meat skewer on the other.

It was quite a refreshing way of eating.

“Please accept my apologies for my brethren’s behaviour,” E...

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Tondemo Skill - 280 - The Great Yakitori Debate: Sauce vs Salt?

“Is it done yet?”

"“Is it done yet?”"

"“Not yet?”"

[8] I was surrounded by Fer, Dora, Sui and even Elland-san.

This started the moment we got to the inn. Rather, it started when I placed the skewers on my DIY yakitori grill.

Naturally, today’s dinner wa...

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Tondemo Skill - 279 - Dismantling Lessons with Elland-san

“Yes, that’s right. See that joint over there? You can easily take the bones apart if you just slide your knife there... Also, this long bone here...”

Under Elland-san’s instructions, I carefully wielded my Mithril knife and took apart the Cockatrice on a stone table I’d made with...

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Tondemo Skill - 278 - Trading Day... is Postponed

After the party members of [Ark] and [Shadow Warriors] (and Elland-san) left yesterday, I was able to spend a nice time relaxing.

Aside from making dinner for my familiars (and Elland-san), there was nothing much to do.

Thankfully, when dinner time came my hangover was nothing more th...

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Tondemo Skill - 277 Hungover Fellas

“Fua~ah…” my second awakening was much more pleasant.

Looks like that energy drink was really good against hangovers. With brighter eyes, I looked around the room and noted the still sleeping men.

Quietly, I put away my futon [5] and looked around the cluttered room.

There...

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Tondemo Skill - 276 - Resentful Noises from the Sake Loving Duo (Bonus)

“Uggh…”

[8] The moment I regained consciousness, I wanted to die. The pain in my head throbbed along with my heartbeat, which felt very loud in my ears…

“Oww…”

[8] Carefully holding my head, I did my best to roll to a sitting position and accidentally bumped into s...

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Tondemo Skill - 275 - Drinks, Drinks & More Drinks

Chug, chug, chug, this drink is really good!”

“Aa, I never thought that cold ale would taste so good,”

“Moreover, it matches well with Mukouda-san’s cooking!”

“Right? Right? I feel like I could keep drinking it forever!”

Ahah, although that’s ...

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Tondemo Skill - 274 - Holding the Dungeon Clearing Celebration aka Snake Meat Festival

“This… is really good!”

“The outside bit is crispy but the inside is very plump and juicy,”

“Ahh, as expected, cold ale is the best. It’s great with this fried meat thing!”

Members of the [Ark] and [Shadow Warriors] have gathered here for the victory party (aka S...

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Tondemo Skill - 273 - Preparations for the Dungeon Clearing Celebration aka Snake Meat Festival

Eguchi Ren: A special Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi guide site is up! Please check it out!

https://over-lap.co.jp/narou/865541670/

It’s in Japanese, but you can poke around and hear Mukouda-san, N...

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Tondemo Skill - 272 - Reunion

“Alright, shall we meet in three days?”

“Yes, I’ll see you then,”

We’re on the 1st floor of the Adventurer’s Guild, having just finished discussing the list of dungeon items my party has collected with Nadiya-san in the Guild Master’s room.

Since today was going ...

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Tondemo Skill - 271 - Incomprehensible

“…k… up…”

“”…oi!“”

“”…up…ji~~“”

I could vaguely hear voices, but I was so tired that I rolled over and stuffed my head under the pillow, hoping that the voices would just go away.

“Oi, get up!”

“Ooff!” something hard stepped on...

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Tondemo Skill - 270 - Stuck with Liquor Lovers the Whole Night Looonnnggg

Eguchi Ren: There are all kinds of liquor here and we ended up with a very long chapter…


“Excellent, now that those goddesses are gone, let us get started.”

“That’s right, that’s right, let’s start.”

“Yes, yes,” I clicked on the option for Tanaka...

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Tondemo Skill - 269 - Hold it!

Eguchi-Ren: The reason why the shops are called Suzuki’s Bakery and Tanaka’s Liquor Store it’s because those are the most common Japanese surnames (laughs in Japanese)

Of course, it has nothing to do with actual existing shops.

Gumihou: Unlike, say… Wakudonald or Kantacky? (la...

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Tondemo Skill - 268 - The 2nd Tenant Shop

Eguchi Ren: The gods and goddesses are back. Oh, but first let’s talk about the 2nd tenant shop

Once everyone has fallen asleep, I went the corner of the room and called for the gods and goddesses.

“Hello, it’s been a long time since we’ve spoken. I am now back from the dungeo...

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Tondemo Isekai - 267 - Massive Level Up from Dungeon Challenge

It was very nice to finally get out of the dungeon.

Ah, but as I had half expected, we were immediately escorted to the Adventurer’s Guild the moment we stepped through the creaky door. [1] [8] The person escorting us looked like he had been waiting for us with an entourage of staff. [5]<...

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Tondemo Isekai - 266 - Hydra

“The next floor is the 27th floor. It’s the one with the Hydra, right?” I said to Elland-san as we take the stairs down.

There was an odd look on Elland-san’s face. “Yes, however, I’ve only read about Hydras… I wonder if we can even stand our ground…”

[4] “Maa, it...

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Tondemo Isekai - 265 - Emperor Lich

Inside the Boss Room was…

“Are those Lichs? The middle one looks a little different though,”

[6] The five of us were observing the Boss Room from the entrance.

There were a total of five Lichs inside the room in their tattered black robes. Their bodies were thin and dried ...

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Tondemo Isekai - 264 - The Final Undead Floor

At the boss room, we found three gigantic purplish-red cobras. The cobras were over 20 meters long and about 1 meter wide. As soon as we open the door, all three heads reared up, spread their hoods and hissed at us.

“Those are King Crimson Cobras… This is my first time seeing the real t...

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Tondemo Isekai - 263 - More Snake Meat

“Take that!”

Crack!

The Dark Sphere cracked open against the Crimson Cobra’s head. [2] A black haze hissed up from the sphere and enveloped the group of Crimson Cobras. 10 seconds later, the black haze cleared up and all that remained were a bunch of disorientated red s...

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Tondemo Isekai - 262 - The 25th Floor

Our dungeon challenge continued on pretty smoothly.

Aside from a few meal breaks here and there, we spent most of our time just trashing monsters. [6] Well, my familiars (and Elland-san) did while I picked up Drops behind them.

Anyway, to make a long story short, we blew through 22nd,...

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Tondemo Isekai - 261 - Iguanas & Crocodiles

Avering Dungeon, 20th floor.

The second Reptile Zone.

There were iguanas on this floor.

[6] You know, those lizard things?

As per this world’s logic, these iguanas were huge, monstrous things. [8] When I appraised the 2 meter long bronze-coloured lizard with a mouth full...

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Tondemo Isekai - 260 - Luxurious Hotpot with Super Grade Ingredients

We finally reached the 19th floor, the so-called Reptile Zone. [5]

[4] “Do you know what kind of monsters we can expect here, Elland-san?”

“Hmm, this floor isn’t especially rich in Drops, I believe this place is inhabited by a type of turtle monster…”

“It’s here,...

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Tondemo Isekai - 259 - Pitiful Skeleton Knights

We all stood before the Boss Room door on the 18th floor.

[8] Thus far, the Boss Rooms we’ve dealt with had so many monsters that they literally piled on top of each other. [6] Therefore, I had half expected to see the Boss Room bursting with hazy Wraiths, rotting Ghouls and clacking Skel...

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Tondemo Isekai - 258 - Dark Spheres

We smoothly went through the 18th floor quickly. [6] My familiars racing to see who could destroy the most Undead.

At the 4th room.

“Humph, insolent things,” Fer slashed the air with his claw at the Wraiths, Skeleton Warriors and Ghouls that floated, clattered or jogged towards hi...

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Tondemo Isekai - 257 - Ghouls

The next floor is the notorious Undead Floor.

The one that Adventurers had been avoiding for the past 200 years.

“Alright, I’m going to stamp everyone with the Holy Stamp now.”

“Please,” Elland-san held out his beloved sword.

I stamped the blade of his sword as w...

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Tondemo Isekai - 256 - A Hair Raising View

Eguchi Ren: This is the last of the roach chapter. I, for one, am glad to be out of this arc.

Gumihou: Lol, Gumi thinks this arc is hilarious!

“Take that!”

Smash, smash!

“Yosh! One more!”

Smash!

That’s three hits back to back!

...

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Tondemo Isekai - 255 - Elland-san Learns about the Net Super

Eguchi Ren: The roach level continuous… it will not last beyond this level, so bear with us~

Gumihou: Lol. Gumi catches roaches with nothing but a tissue paper. Hehehe.


Giant Cockroaches kept attacking us as we made our way through the 17th floor. [1] [8] Horrifyingly eno...

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Tondemo Isekai - 254 -Shiny Black Thing

Note from Eguchi Ren-sama: An oversize cockroach will appear. Please be careful if you hate cockroaches.

Gumihou: Lol, Eguchi Ren-sama is so thoughtful!


The 16th floor is the infamous Centipede Monster floor.

The first Venom Centipede we encountered was half the size ...

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