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Tondemo Skill - 368 - Returning Home (Bonus)

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Padded the chapter without it looking like extra padding. Spot the pads.

Before leaving Rosendal, I stopped by the Merchant’s Guild to return the mansion key and settled the rent. [9] Before I could leave tho...

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Tondemo Skill - 367 - A Quick Retreat

That evening...

“Everyone, sorry for the wait,”

A stampede of footsteps and a garbled of voices sounded in my head.

“I’m sick of waiting! Hurry up! Hurry up! Great me wants my desserts! Sweetness and desserts!”

Hey, hey, hey, what’s the rush? Ninril-sama, you...

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Tondemo Skill - 366 - Donation for the Orphanage & Last Supper

"Phew, that should do it.”

There was a huge pile of sausages in front of me.

I had sort of promised Agni-sama and Ruka-sama that I would offer them hotdogs. Since I’m making for them, might as well make lots more for myself too.

I’ve made two types of sausages. Salt & ...

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Tondemo Skill - 365 - Request from the Gods

Noooo!!!! Why did I forget to post this chapter before 366 or 367!??!

Hmm, I wonder if I could pick up the bread at the orphanage tomorrow evening and leave the city early next day…

It was after dinner and I am currently pondering over various things over coffee and...

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Tondemo Skill - 364 - After the Festival

By the way, there’s no discernible verbal distinction between Enzo and Maynard. So, if you see dialogues that don’t belong to Mukouda, it’s probably Enzo-Maynard. The only real difference was that Maynard tends to speak first and Enzo second. That’s it. It could be Blob 1 and Blob...

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Tondemo Skill - 363 - More Meat, Meat, Meat

Starting word count: 1,703

Dungeon Meat Festival, Day 3.

Today, just like the first two days, the street was filled with people visiting various food stalls. Clearly, the festival was a roaring success.

“”Alright, let’s devour the stalls again!!””

<...

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Tondemo Skill - 362 - Meat, Meat, Meat

Starting word count: 1,728

Dungeon Meat Festival, Day 2.

The streets were as full as before and filled with the aromas of delicious cooking meat.

““Today, I shall eat and eat and eat even more,””

“”Ossu!! Yeahhh!!!””

“”Sui will ea...

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Tondemo Skill - 361 - Dungeon Meat Festival

Otherwise known as big delete chapter: Starting count 2100

On the day of the Dungeon Meat Festival.

Stalls lined both sides of the main streets with plenty of people stopping by this or that booth for grilled skewers, stews and other meat related food. [6] The atmosph...

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Tondemo Skill - 360 - Handsome Guys Explode! All Normies Explode!

Fer, Sui and Dora-chan fell asleep after eating their fill.

As for me…

“Right, time to prepare some offerings for Demiurgos-sama. Let’s change things up a bit and include that as well.”

Although I had made offerings to Demiurgos-sama before, the snack offerings had all b...

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Tondemo Skill - 359 - The Night Before the Dungeon Meat Festival

Chapter 359: The Night Before the Dungeon Meat Festival

Translated by Zzonkedd

Edited by Gumihou

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It was finally the day before the Dungeon Meat Festival.

Afte...

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Tondemo Skill - 358 - Trippa alla Romana

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(Zzonkedd gave up because it was too full of food technicalities, lol)

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“Master, thank you for having us!”

“Master, please teach us how to cook offal as p...

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Tondemo Skill - 357 - Temporary Babysitter

I had breakfast early and [6] spent the rest of the time making a mental list of what I would have the children do once they arrive…

“Brother, we’re here~”

“Ou, welcome-? Hey, aren’t there a lot more of you today?” [5]

“Well, the thing is… when I brought those ...

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Tondemo Skill - 356 - Offal Processing

“Hey, why did your hands stop? You have to keep rubbing and squeezing. [6] Make sure to turn the intestines inside out too!”

“Ahh, but I’m tired~~”

“Enough with the complaining. You’ve eaten all that meat so you should have plenty of energy to work.”

“Boo…”...

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Tondemo Skill - 355 - Obtaining Personnel

“Hello there, can I help you?”

“Ah, it’s the old man, I mean… Hi, big brother!”

The one speaking was the leader boy, I think his name was Lewis, of the orphanage party. [5]

[8] “Well, what is it?” I said. A little curt since I do not appreciate being called ‘ol...

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Tondemo Skill - 354 - Grilled Offal

The next day.

I took the Offal Drop from the [Item Box] and opened up the leaf package.

“Hmm, there’s the heart, liver, large white intestines, tongue, tripe, small intestines…”

Through [Appraisal] I found that I have offal from both Dungeon Cows and Dungeon Pigs in a si...

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Tondemo Skill - 353 - Those Guys Just Won't Listen

The 11th floor.

Higher species Dungeon Cows dotted the serene plains. Their black glossy bodies make them look like regular Japanese cows but their sizes were at least twice as large as a normal ranch cow.

They were bigger than the Dungeon Cows we encountered earlier but not by much. ...

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Tondemo Skill - 352 - Limitations Exist, You Know?!

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The 10th floor.

As per the information collected, there were no other Adventurers on this floor.

The higher species Dungeon Pigs, all of which looked huge even from a distance, were peacefully lying on the ground or chewi...

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Tondemo Skill - 351 - Offal Drops

Level 2 of the dungeon also consisted of a vast grassland.

This was the level where Wild Chickens and Horned Rabbit were the main prey. A lot of youngsters who aimed to be Adventurers would hunt on this level.

For us, however, our target was the Dungeon Pigs and Cows on the lower floo...

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Tondemo Skill - 350 - Youths Doing Their Best

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Meat Dungeon, Level 1.

“Wow, this place looks pretty peaceful.”

Indeed.

[8] Rosandel’s dungeon turned out to be one of those field type dungeons. We clearly stepped out to the lower 1st level, but w...

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Tondemo Skill - 349 - The Quest for Delicious Meat

Umu, master’s grilled meat is still the best,”

“”Yup, yup, yesterday’s grilled meat weren’t bad but yours is better. The sauce makes the difference!”

““Master’s food is always yummy~~ Yummy meat~~””

I had no intention of competing with the sta...

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Tondemo Skill - 348 - Rosendal the Meat Dungeon City

"Well, it’s… a really busy place,”

Busy was an excellent word to describe the City of Rosendal.

Food stalls lined the streets of the City of Rosendal. [5] [6] Each of them exuded their own unique smells and sounds as stallkeepers did their best to entice people to come and try t...

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Tondemo Skill - 347.1 - Idle Talk: Three Heroes at the Royal Capital of Malbert

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Just in case anyone has forgotten who the original ‘Heroes’ were, here’s a reminder of their names and characteristics.

Kato – Typical teenage boy hero, slightly oblivious

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Tondemo Skill - 347 - Depart for Rosendal

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I had been quite busy ever since I informed my household that my party will be leaving for the Rosendal dungeon soon.

[6] 'Soon' and not right away as Fer had wanted because there were just too many things to take care of if I ...

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Tondemo Skill - 346 - Let's go to the Meat Dungeon

“Let’s just go to a dungeon!”

It was the day after our barbecue party. Fer finally lost his temper and barked his demand at me, as usual.

What was not so usual was having Dora-chan and dear Sui ganging up with Fer against me.

[6] “”Dungeon! Let’s go to a dungeon!!”...

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Tondemo Skill - 345 - BBQ with Freshly Harvested Vegetables

The ladies and I split up to prepare for the barbecue.

I had Aiya, Teresa and Celia-chan on vegetable cutting duties.

Lettuces, cucumbers and tomatoes were best eaten raw when fresh so they will be made into a mixed salad.

The eggplants would be grilled with their skin on to mak...

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Tondemo Skill - 344 - Harvest Day

After breakfast, I headed for the ‘field’ in the back.

“Good morning, everyone.”

The commoner families, as well as the guards, were already in the field, busily harvesting the large muskmelons, watermelons and cucumbers.

“Good morning, Mukouda-san,”

“Good mor...

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Tondemo Skill - 343 - Quality Brew - Bonus Chapter

That day, once my familiars fell asleep, I found myself alone in the living room.

“Alright, time for the final job of the day. Demiurgos-sama’s offerings.”

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Tondemo Skill - 342 - Tasting Chimera

“Right, which direction should we go?”

“”I’m aiming for big game today! Big game!””

“”Sui will pew pew lots and bring lots for Master~~””

[8] “Oho? I look forward to it,” I said, after getting off Fer and preparing to set up my stove at an open space wi...

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Tondemo Skill - 341 - The Guild Master is Motivated

As soon as I entered the Adventurer’s Guild, the Guild Master appeared in front of us. I think he had his staff keep an eye out for our party.

“Ou, you’re here. Come on upstairs.”

“Wait, that’s…”

“Oi, we’re going hunting after this. You had better make it qui...

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Tondemo Skill - 340 - Delivering the Divine Medicine - Bonus Chapter

When I arrived at Lambert’s, there were very few customers as it was still quite early.

I asked an employee to call Lambert-san to meet with me.

“Good morning, Mukouda-san.”

“Good morning. I’m here to deliver the goods.”

“Ooh, that’s wonderful! This way, pl...

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