Let's get into trouble.
2022-12-06 20:28:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep NINE tails all cute and fluffy? That's why I kidnapped you from the village - won't you help me?
2022-12-03 20:12:11 +0000 UTC View Post
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We're on our third date. I have a pretty big secret to share, and I hope you still want to be with me after I tell you… ♡
2022-11-29 22:58:08 +0000 UTC View PostChoose your flavor!
1: Unwrap Me, Daddy
What would you do if you found me under your tree wearing nothing but a bow?
2: Extra Strong Eggnog
You're at your best friend's house for a Christmas party and she keeps pouring you the strongest drinks ever... is she t...
2022-11-28 12:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostChoose your flavor!
1: A Polyamorous Christmas Dinner
You and me and our girlfriend makes three - family is what you make it and this is our first year all together.
2: Office Gift Exchange
Your sexy boss has a very special present to give you at the office Ch...
2022-11-28 12:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostPick your flavor!
1: Thicker Than Thieves
You don't know I'm a thief, and I don't know you're a thief, but we've been dating awhile and it's our first Christmas together - so what happens when we run into each other during the same heist, each stealing presents for the other?...
2022-11-28 12:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostYours are the only opinions I care about, after all, and with everything going on in my offline life I'm not as sure of myself as I used to be. I'm struggling and I need a little help from my true blue listeners. Leave me a comment or some 2022-11-28 03:28:16 +0000 UTC View Post
We couldn't leave things the way they were so I had to come find you and bring you back to the life with me.
2022-11-26 20:19:11 +0000 UTC View PostThings are not really going super well and it's irritated me beyond belief, but you deserved an oral update.
I have no doubt things will look better in the morning, they always do, but right now they look like shit.
At the end of the day I'm a human being and I'm not always co...
My dumb rich parents hired you to be my tutor because I'm flunking out of college, but they don't know I have a massive student/teacher fantasy. I don't know how I'm going to focus on my lessons if we don't find a way to get it out of my system...
2022-11-21 19:54:10 +0000 UTC View PostMERRY BLACK FRIDAY!
You're Tipsy, Let Me Take Care Of You
[F4M][Childhood Friends To Lovers][Reunited][Wholesome][Romantic][Confession Of Feelings][Don't Kiss Me Unless You Mean It][Vanilla][Snuggles][Slow Burn][Post-Breakup][Comforting][She Wasn't Good Enough For You][Shaky Breaths][...
2022-11-21 19:10:23 +0000 UTC View Post
If I had to update everyone separately my eyeballs would explode so I would love it if you come to my stream. Anything relevant to you guys will be clipped and posted here so don't be sad if you can't make it.
I still have so much to catch up on (clearly), missed deadlines and so many dropp...
2022-11-16 04:03:39 +0000 UTC View PostYou guys are absolute angels and I'm so grateful for your patience while I made this huge move. Seriously.
My furniture is here, I'm in the middle of unpacking, and I'm spending the weekend glued to my mic recording. I'm extremely disorganized, definitely frazzled, I'm basically a rickety ...
And thank you to those of you who filled out your exit surveys saying I wasn't as active as you expected - that usually happens during a hiatus. Y'all gave me a much needed giggle and I appreciate it!
Flight leaves in 8 hours, I'll see you all on the other side.
XO
2022-10-27 03:57:44 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll be back November 1.
The first things to come will be late commissions (you know who you are) and the August exclusives for the Bodyguard and Manager tiers.
After that, content will...
2022-10-18 00:52:39 +0000 UTC View PostI took a break, as you might’ve noticed. It started a bit earlier than I’d initially planned and I left a lot of people in the lurch, which means I’ve got plenty of amends to make in the next couple of months. The truth of the matter is that I had been pushing myself too hard for too long a...
2022-10-15 03:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
You're way too cute to be this boring, but you're in luck because I like nerds. And even if I have to drag you to this party myself, you're gonna learn to have all kinds of fun with me.
2022-08-31 21:46:32 +0000 UTC View Post
My daughter is so uptight, and to be honest, so is her father. He hardly ever touches me anymore. I'm a hot MILF with needs, and I'm hoping you'll help me fill them.
I wish we were here under better circumstances, but if we can learn anything from this it's that life is too short not to tell people how you feel.
2022-08-23 03:06:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Xoxo
2022-08-22 19:48:43 +0000 UTC View PostI went a bit AWOL last week and missed every single deadline. That's pretty unusual, I'd like to think I'm typically no more than a day late with things when my life gets rocky. In case you aren't aware, I'm diagnosed with and on medication for major depressive disorder, and although I strive to ...
2022-08-20 23:53:23 +0000 UTC View PostGeneral Admission:
Your Ex-Girlfriend’s Mom Wants Your Cock
My daughter is so uptight, and to be honest, so is her father. He hardly ever touches me anymore. I'm a hot MILF with needs, and I'm hoping you'...
2022-08-14 19:40:46 +0000 UTC View PostMy date fell through AGAIN - but I have these tickets to the fair. You're my best friend, why don't you come with me instead?
2022-08-13 19:58:41 +0000 UTC View PostI didn't mean to wake you, you just looked so adorable sleeping that I needed to get in bed and cuddle you.
2022-08-13 18:25:28 +0000 UTC View Post
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2022-08-12 15:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I saw you eyeing my melons today at the farmer's market... and lucky for you, I think you're really cute, so why don't you meet me at the quarry for a little midnight swimming?
2022-08-12 02:01:36 +0000 UTC View PostAfter a long day, all I need is a drink at my favorite bar... and the attention of a handsome stranger.
TAGS: [F4M][Picking Listener Up A...
2022-08-10 20:59:22 +0000 UTC View PostThere are so many people here now that I want to ask if anyone would want that. My face isn't a secret or anything (you can see it on my website, as well as a few other places), but don't be afraid to ask me to preserve the mystery.
Leave me a comment if you would be down with me sharing m...
We've been invited to our bodybuilder neighbor's pool party and you're feeling a little insecure about the way your body has changed over the years - and I'm not having it. You're sexy and I'm gonna make sure you know it.
2022-08-08 21:51:36 +0000 UTC View Post