Speedfreaks, part 15.
What could go wrong?
2018-02-09 15:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
When you've been out on the fringe long enough, you begin to lose track of the strange habits of the Mundanes....
2018-02-07 14:25:53 +0000 UTC View Post
I have gotten too used to having motorized transportation available 24/7. I got all these lil' errands for the day - post office, bank, etc.....and how am I gonna do 'em? I can't even ride a bicycle in my condition.
At least I think I've secured a lift to my heart doctor's ...
2018-02-05 16:20:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Huh. Drawn over a decade apart, but this page and the previous Paddy Pumper page kinda reflect each other. Guess I always was into exaggerated sex.
2018-02-04 18:47:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Finally got this posted. I'd tell you how much fun it is to scrub little dead bits of yourself out of your road-rash in the morning shower, but you can probably guess. Also, people come here for entertainment, not gross-outs. Enjoy!
2018-02-04 18:42:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry about the long-windedness of the following accident report, but I thought you good folk deserved an explanation as to why my posting schedule might be a little erratic over the next few days:
So on Friday, February second, around 11:30, I’m buzzing east down Grant on my way to an appointme...
2018-02-03 16:26:37 +0000 UTC View Post
When you're a seven foot two cyborg cat, there's no point in even trying to establish a secret identity. Landslide is the only one of his kind, pretty much. Picking him out of a lineup would be a no-brainer.
But Savage, being small and cute, can still hide as plain ol' Patrick Po...
2018-02-02 15:27:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I've tried to shashay, but I just don't have the hips for it.
2018-01-31 15:54:43 +0000 UTC View Post
I must confess: I know you good people think you've been reading a nurse-and-doctor medical drama set in a magical forest. But really, it's been porn the whole time.
2018-01-28 16:44:35 +0000 UTC View Post
....or then again, maybe it will just make her very wet.
2018-01-28 16:39:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeah, let's just say that neither of these boys are naive.....
2018-01-27 18:06:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Aha - Zeela is in disguise! Nobody will recognize her behind those fake glasses.
2018-01-26 16:55:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Damn. These boys are doing their homework. They might actually be a little bit dangerous.
2018-01-24 15:34:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Roslyn for the Sunday Special, and Teeka for dessert. It's a routine, but can't we all use a couple of pleasant routines in our lives?
2018-01-21 17:23:42 +0000 UTC View Post
SOMEbody's gonna get a lesson in humility, here.....I wonder who?
2018-01-21 17:20:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Huh. Back when this was drawn, the US dollar was worth a lot more. Let's say that the Prez is offering Herman five grand (in current US dollars) a month. Assuming he lives long enough to collect.
Huh. That's still only sixty grand a year - a lower-middle-class income. But H...
2018-01-20 17:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
The Highwayman may not be as smart as he thinks he is, but he's not stupid.
2018-01-19 16:54:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I been up since 6:30 this morning, working pretty much non-stop. With plenty more work yet to do before the day is done.
When I was a niblet, full-time artists were sold me as a pack of lazy freeloaders. I've been deceived, cheated, hornswoggled!
2018-01-17 17:22:50 +0000 UTC View Post
This got in before midnight, so it counts as a Monday posting. Yep, I'm back from the mad dash to California. Just finished unloading the car. Mark Tucker's artistic legacy is sitting in milkcrates in the living room. Am I a little bit tired?
Why yes, yes I am.
2018-01-16 05:41:40 +0000 UTC View Post
As ever, the Teeka dessert. Damn, where did I find the time to draw all these pages? Truly, the hormones of a young horndog are a mighty force.
2018-01-14 16:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Ooooo. The "Hump the Harem" challenge. Carol must be a very confident lady.
2018-01-14 15:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm off in a couple hours, for a mad interstate dash to hopefully save the artistic legacy of Mark Tucker, a recently deceased music critic, social commentator, cartoonist and old friend.
One of those irreplaceable people, you know? Ain't nobody quite like Mark. And now he's gone...
2018-01-13 15:55:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Greed. It's the motivation for a LOT of bad behavior.
2018-01-12 15:07:44 +0000 UTC View Post
SOUNDS like a win-win for our mystery mob bosses. Is it?
2018-01-10 15:20:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Once again, Savage Squirrel's enemies plot against him. The worst kind of enemies - the sort who are smart enough to work from well behind the scenes. As evidenced by the fact that they are still alive.
2018-01-08 15:38:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Yep yep, turnabout is fair play - I've been sodomized by the bureaucracy, and I'll tell ya: It's not NEARLY as much fun as sodomizing a shapely bureaucrat!
2018-01-07 19:35:52 +0000 UTC View Post
A new Sunday story begins, yay! But Carol had better be careful - that sort of behavior has been known to lead to licentiousness!
2018-01-07 19:29:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Careful there, Herman. When a politician flatters you, he wants something.
2018-01-06 17:03:21 +0000 UTC View Post