How…UNLUCKY DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO HAVE A PIANO FALL ON YOU WHILE GOING FOR A WALK! GOSH YOU'RE SO SILLY!!
Heheheheh I hope you’re all having an amazing spooky season patreon! I’ve got some big spooky NSFW audios coming down the pipeline soon! 🫣😈
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2024-10-26 01:53:10 +0000 UTC View Post
In this universe life is such a paradox because it’s cruel yet beautiful, unfair yet unbelievably coveted, terrifying yet sublime. Life is hard and death is surprisingly quite easy to come by in this world however what makes death scary in my opinion is the feeling of isolation and loneliness b...
2024-10-25 00:39:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Sweetie, just keep on driving.
No but for real though keep driving and don’t look back! 🫣
HEWWOOOOO PATREWON! The original idea for this audio was quite a dark but also wholesome one HOWEVER upon writing the script I realized it would work so much better as a Col...
2024-10-18 02:20:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Wow. That was unexpected! You went to a party with your best friend and after one too many drinks you, him and some others decided to play a game of spin the bottle and much to your surprise (and glee) the bottle landed on your bestie. I’m pretty sure 8 minutes into making out with him the rest...
2024-10-16 23:11:24 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the last time! You’ve decided love is just not meant for you and in a manic moment filled with both clarity and anger you’ve stormed out of your boyfriend’s apartment after finding out he’s cheating on you! You gave this loser everything, why would he do this to you!? Unfortunatel...
2024-10-15 22:01:43 +0000 UTC View Post
I finally have you, chained up and naked, oh we are gonna have so much fun…JEEEZZZ this guy is probably the worst yandere that I’ve ever made and I’ve made some nasty mother fuckers 😂 You had a boyfriend who loved you but he wasn’t a good person. He was arrogant, cruel and dangerous. H...
2024-10-12 22:40:17 +0000 UTC View Post
I finally have you, chained up and naked, oh we are gonna have so much fun…JEEEZZZ this guy is probably the worst yandere that I’ve ever made and I’ve made some nasty mother fuckers 😂 You had a boyfriend who loved you but he wasn’t a good person. He was arrogant, cruel and dangerous. H...
2024-10-12 22:37:32 +0000 UTC View Post
The world still isn’t kind to demi-humans but things are getting better! The current king is a kind man with very progressive and intelligent ways of looking at things! He fights for the freedom of Demi-humans and he’s desperate to help people like your obedient wolf boy have a life that’s ...
2024-10-10 21:45:47 +0000 UTC View PostYour boyfriend, soon to be fiancé and soon to be baby daddy has been working all the hours under the sun just like you to save up for a house! You’re both at the point in your relationship where you know for a fact the love you guys feel is so strong that this is the one THE BIG ONE! The relat...
2024-10-08 23:35:56 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re doing so well and trying so hard everyday! But you aren’t letting yourself breathe as usual! Just relax and take some time for yourself because god knows you deserve it~
HELLOOOOO PATREONNNN! My audios have been kinda chill and sleepy this week haven’t they hehe! I...
2024-10-05 00:06:39 +0000 UTC View PostCould this day get any worse!!?? HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GET DETENTION!!! All you did was gently correct the gym teacher on a few of the obvious things he got wrong and BOOM DETENTION! You’ve been tasked to clean the boys locker room which is just revolting! A straight A* student being forced to ...
2024-10-03 23:16:32 +0000 UTC View PostNo hate towards the movie referenced I actually really like it! 😂
You've been pushing the boundaries recently with your bestie because you’re almost certain he’s in love with you which would be extremely useful for you considering you’re in love with him! It’s li...
2024-10-03 00:56:52 +0000 UTC View Post
The world is inhabited with greedy archaic humans and magical creatures of all types. Your village, though mostly quaint and gentle, is ruled over by childish greedy nobles who somehow manage to piss off just about everyone they meet! This time they’ve really messed up though. They’ve managed...
2024-09-29 17:11:02 +0000 UTC View Post
You have no idea what compelled you to do such a ridiculous thing. The bully delinquent in your class is failing miserably and the way he’s going he’s gonna be kicked out soon if he doesn’t start getting his act together so your teacher asked if you’d tutor him and much to both you and yo...
2024-09-28 23:10:20 +0000 UTC View Post
You simply had no other choice. Your people were dying. A plague had hit the quaint little village you lived in and people were dying in droves. You appealed for help from the king and neighbouring towns but their fear of the plague made them shut you all out entirely! There was only one option l...
2024-09-26 22:13:50 +0000 UTC View PostGodddddd he’s so boring why won’t he entertain youuuuu! I mean the whole dark loner vibe was kinda what attracted you to him but you need attention so it’s about time you went and took it!! 🔥
HELLOOO PATREON!!!! I hope you know I adore you all more than you could ever im...
2024-09-25 23:26:11 +0000 UTC View Post
You’re a legendary thief and even though you’re already worth more money than you could spend in a lifetime you just couldn’t help yourself going for the big one! The diamond you stole is priceless and you had very little temptation to sell it. It was going to be your crowning achievement, ...
2024-09-20 01:20:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh dear it would appear thou hath fallen in love once again!! It’s becoming painfully obvious your best friend has a huge crush on you and it’s most likely equally as obvious you feel the same way about him BUT being as close as you are is ironically getting in the way of you telling him how ...
2024-09-19 02:19:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Sexuality is such a confusing and difficult concept to grasp. It can take a lifetime to work it out or it can simply be an innate part of you your entire life! Sometimes like in the case of this you can go your whole life thinking you know yourself until someone really special comes along and mak...
2024-09-17 22:41:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Well…that escalated quickly 😳 You and your friendship group have decided to go on a skiing trip and you each get separate log cabins to sleep in! OR SO YOU THOUGHT! After you get to the lodge it turns out you have to share your cabin with another person. Now this wouldn’t normally be a pro...
2024-09-15 01:30:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Congratulations!
You've been awarded clearance from the scientific council on behalf of the government to continue work on your time travel device! Though the SC originally pushed for your execution due to the slight probability you might destroy all of time and space in your exploits...
2024-09-14 02:15:45 +0000 UTC View PostDamn…Poor boy is fighting for his life here folks! This is a level 10 sleepy boy right here so you better help him out! 😭😴
HELLOOO PATREON! GET TO BED OKAY! You need to rest and you deserve to relax after all your hard work today! I love you so much! 🥺💜
2024-09-13 01:35:17 +0000 UTC
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You’ve been “seeing” this guy for a while and by seeing what you really mean is you’ve been letting your friend who’s clearly In love with you flirt with you because you don’t want to lose him! He’s sweet and kind and always been a good friend but you aren’t into him and you’ve ...
2024-09-11 23:45:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Read this if you’re confused because this audio has a huuuuggeee back story:
At one point you were the school bully and at another point you went to jail and now you’re in university…I bet you didn’t expect that now did you? WELL IT'S AN ASMR ROLEPLAY SO EXPECT THE ...
2024-09-06 03:45:58 +0000 UTC View Post
-Well patreon I asked and you received!! The gangster boy won the vote so here’s your prize hehe! 🙈-
It’s been two long horrible months since you found out your boyfriend was one of the top men of ONE of the most vicious and deadly crime syndicates of all time (the crøws) last y...
2024-09-05 02:40:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Art by the incredible @Chabibit1 on twitter 💜
2024-09-04 00:23:53 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t know what it is about the rain, I find it brings out my pensive side quite spectacularly. Do you guys find that?? It’s such a wonderful feeling finding someone who’s willing to dry you off every time it rains in your life, you deserve that, we deserve that, everyone does!
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This guy HATES everyone! I mean he doesn't really but also he does quite considerably! The funny thing about being an introvert is that just because your social battery isn’t quite as strong as some people's, that doesn’t mean you don’t enjoy being around people and that you don’t want lo...
2024-08-28 20:12:17 +0000 UTC View Post
You have multiple PHDs in multiple fields and frankly you’re the envy of most modern scientists in the distant future! However your main specialty is in computer science! In the future there’s a rule of law that must be obeyed at all times and that’s never to give an artificial intelligence...
2024-08-24 03:04:48 +0000 UTC View Post
You have multiple PHDs in multiple fields and frankly you’re the envy of most modern scientists in the distant future! However your main specialty is in computer science! In the future there’s a rule of law that must be obeyed at all times and that’s never to give an artificial intelligence...
2024-08-24 02:50:47 +0000 UTC View Post