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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, December 6th, 2018

Today's show: Holiday merch ideas from THE RALPH REPORT! News from the battle over "BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE"! A salute to the MICROWAVE! And, adding FOOD to your SEX LIFE!  

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, December 5th, 2018

Today's show: Another awesome Christmastime ONE HIT WONDER! The highest paid musical acts of 2018! You won't believe what folks are drinking to get loaded! And, speaking of which, prohibition was repealed on this day in 1933! So ... CHEERS!

2018-12-05 14:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, December 4th, 2018

Today's show: UK correspondent Steve Ashton reveals Elton John's new arch-enemy! Lindsey Lohan is the BOSS (bitch)! The TOP TEN TOYS kids want this Christmas! And, we celebrate NATIONAL COOKIE DAY!

2018-12-04 14:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, December 3rd, 2018

Today's show: HAPPY MAKE A GIFT DAY! (FYI: No one really likes home-made gifts.) Why would someone buy an old typewriter for $162,500?! Who's Ralph play on last night's FAMILY GUY?! "I Had The Wrong Band" musical confessions! And, we try to give a Garmy family a merrier Christmas here: 

2018-12-03 14:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy holidays!

As promised, here's an mp3 copy of "Christmas When you're Dead" by Sinatra's Ghost!

You can download it from here, or use this link to Soundcloud!

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This holiday, give "THE GIFT OF RALPH"!

Seasons' greetings, Garmy!

We have some fun new ideas for great GARMY and THE RALPH REPORT related stuff that you can give to someone you love, or even yourself!

First, if you like THE RALPH REPORT, why not share...

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, November 30th, 2018

Today's show: How you can give "THE GIFT OF RALPH"! Steve Ashton with another UK update! Yahoo Sports' Jay Busbee with a look at the NFL! What NOT to name your kid! And, the WORST Christmas songs! 

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, November 29th, 2018

Today's show: The SEXY SCIENCE behind what MAKES YOU ATTRACTIVE! Ralph and Kari recap last night's SURVIVOR! STALLONE says goodbye to ROCKY?! And, Ralph's lost CHRISTMAS SONG!

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, November 28th, 2018

Today's show: A Christmastime ONE-HIT WONDER! The wonderful world of THEME PARKS from Attraction Magazine's Banks Lee! And, what would you do if you found 7.5 million bucks?!

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, November 27th, 2018

Today's THE RALPH REPORT: Just in time for Christmas, we ask "What happens when your kid eats a Lego?" Plus, the curious tale of "Peter Cotton Claus"! A visit from our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! And, a chat with Gigi Garner, the daughter of the great James Garner, about a new charity dedicated ...

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, November 26th, 2018

WE’RE BAAAAACK! THE RALPH REPORT returns after the Thanksgiving break with: All the SHOWBIZ NEWS! And, we “ASK A BRIT” to get some answers about British slang from UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! Plus, Ralph and Eddie reveal their TOP 3 CHRISTMAS SONGS! (Wait 'til you...

Tickets for THE RALPH REPORT: LIVE!

While you're Black Friday shopping, don't forget to get your tickets for THE RALPH REPORT: LIVE show and MEET & GREET at The Irvine Improv on Dec. 7th! 

Ralph, Kari, Eddie, and Steve Ashton will all be there! 

For tickets: 

2018-11-23 19:02:46 +0000 UTC View Post

THANK YOU!

A little message from me to you, until we're together again next week!

LMB!

-RG

BONUS AUDIO! The complete Bobby Slayton!

A top-notch club comic for 30 years, Bobby talks about his life and career in comedy. 

Enjoy!

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, November 16th, 2018

Today's show: More with this week's guest, comedian Bobby Slayton! All the weekend's NEW MOVIES! Yahoo Sports' Jay Busbee breaks down the NFL Week 11! We play a round of "I Never ... " with the Garmy! And, we talk to the creator of the winning MERCH-TOBER MADNESS contest design, Wesley Nike!

2018-11-16 14:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, November 15th, 2018

Today's show: More with the "Pitbull of Comedy", Bobby Slayton! Kari Garman returns with a recap of last night's episode of SURVIVOR! Ralph and Eddie slug it out in "Battle of the Raisin Bran"! And, everything you need to know about THREESOMES!

2018-11-15 14:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT merch design FINAL ROUND!

You've narrowed it down to the final TWO contenders! 

The winning image of this round will be the NEW choice available in the MERCHANDISE section of TheRalphReport.com and its creator will receive a portion of the profits from every item sold featuring their design!

Now, choose your fav...

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, November 14th, 2018

Today's show: Talking about the "art of collecting" with Bobby Slayton! We answer the question, "Where Did It Come From"? This week's mysterious ONE-HIT WONDER! And, the connection between Julius Caesar and NATIONAL PICKLE DAY!

2018-11-14 14:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

ROUND TWO of THE RALPH REPORT merch design SEMI-FINALS!

You've whittled it down to FOUR contenders!

Now, choose your favorite between these first two crowd-pleasing designs!

The poll will only be open for 24 hours, so pick your favorite today!

Only one vote per Garmy general!

2018-11-13 14:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, November 13th, 2018

Today's show:  November is National Adoption Awareness Month, and we talk to a Garmy general who's making a real difference in kids' lives! A visit from UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! This week's celebrity guest, the "Pitbull of Comedy", 2018-11-13 14:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

ROUND ONE of THE RALPH REPORT merch design SEMI-FINALS!

You've whittled it down to FOUR contenders!

Now, choose your favorite between these first two crowd-pleasing designs!

The poll will only be open for 24 hours, so pick your favorite today!

Only one vote per Garmy general!

2018-11-12 14:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, November 12th, 2018

Today's show: Finally, the perfect blend of Jesus and Jack Daniel's! Why bowling is the perfect sport! Who did Ralph play on last night's FAMILY GUY?! 8 y.o. Olivia Garman reviews THE GRINCH! And, the first installment with this week's guest, the hilarious BOBBY SLAYTON!

2018-11-12 14:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

BONUS AUDIO! The complete, uncut interview with voice-acting legend, Maurice LaMarche!

A great conversation with a fascinating, talented guy. Enjoy!

ROUND FOUR of THE RALPH REPORT merch design battle!

Choose your favorite between these two popular designs!

The poll will only be open for 24 hours, so pick your favorite today!

Only one vote per Garmy general!

2018-11-11 17:17:22 +0000 UTC View Post

ROUND THREE of THE RALPH REPORT merch design battle!

Choose your favorite between these two popular designs!

The poll will only be open for 24 hours, so pick your favorite today!

Only one vote per Garmy general!

2018-11-10 17:19:33 +0000 UTC View Post

The return of THE RALPH REPORT LIVE!

YOU KNOW I'M NOT BIG ON SEQUELS, BUT THIS IS ONE I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO!

After the huge success with the first LIVE recording of THE RALPH REPORT in front of an audience, we wanted to do it again as soon as possible!

Well, we...

ROUND TWO of THE RALPH REPORT merch design battle!

Choose your favorite between these two TOP VOTE GETTERS!

The poll will only be open for 24 hours, so pick your favorite today!

Only one vote per Garmy general!

2018-11-09 14:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, November 9th, 2018

HAPPY SCRAPPLE DAY! On today's show: All the weekend's new movies! A look ahead at the NFL games with Jay Busbee of Yahoo Sports! A visit from Steve Ashton! The magical world of Spray Tans! And, voice-acting legend, Maurice LaMarche tells us how "The Brain" ended up sounding a lot like Orson Wells!<...

ROUND ONE of THE RALPH REPORT merch design battle!

Choose your favorite between these first two TOP VOTE GETTERS!

The poll will only be open for 24 hours, so pick your favorite today!

Only one vote per Garmy general!

2018-11-08 14:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, November 8th, 2018

Today's show: What's the fattest state in the U.S.?! More of the interview with voice-acting superstar, Maurice LaMarche! We play "ASK A BRIT" with our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! And, the history of PHONE SEX!

2018-11-08 14:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post