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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, December 18th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A new holiday hit from DJ Cummerbund! We relive "The Great Maple Syrup Heist"! And, we taste-test the world's weirdest CANDY CANES!

WHAT'S THE BUZZ?! Week 15!

Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on Week 15 in the NFL!

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, December 15th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL! You might win THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Old movies for a NEW YEAR! And, is there such a thing as TOO MUCH Christmas spirit?!

JOIN US FOUR-STARS!

It's a LIVE watch party for the FOUR-STAR GENERALS!

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 14TH, at 7pm! (PST)

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, December 14th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: How to throw a SEXY holiday party! Jingle Bells, Batman smells ... but what does the Joker do? And, another horribly tragic UN-Merry Christmas SONG!

Come see Ralph, Eddie and Taylor Williamson!

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 20TH, 2023 AT 8PM!

Ralph and Eddie join Taylor Williamson LIVE on-stage for Taylor's show, TALK TO STRANGERS!

FIVE DOLLARS OFF admission when you use the promo code: "GARMY" at check-out!

Get tickets here: 2023-12-13 16:22:05 +0000 UTC View Post

TALYOR WILLIAMSON interview: VIDEO VERSION!

For the 2,3 and 4 STAR GENERALS!

You can watch the TAYLOR WILLIAMSON interview HERE!

Taylor stops by to talk about his new YouTube COMEDY SPECIAL and his upcoming LIVE SHOW with Ralph and Eddie!

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, December 13th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The WISDOM of Eddie Pence! An international ONE-HIT WONDER for the HOLIDAYS! And, comedian TAYLOR WILLIAMSON drops by to talk about his new COMEDY SPECIAL and an upcoming LIVE SHOW with Ralph and Eddie!

2023-12-13 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, December 12th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another AWFUL Christmas song! Holiday TV TUNES and TONGUE TWISTERS! And, time to get building! It's NATIONAL GINGERBREAD HOUSE DAY!

Santa's Swingin' Sack: THE VIDEO VERSION!

If you couldn't be in the audience at The Improv last night, here's a gift for you!

The VIDEO of SANTA'S SWINGIN' SACK 2023!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

SANTA'S SWINGIN' SACK 2023!

Thanks to everyone who came out to SANTA'S SWINGIN' SACK last night!

And, to those who couldn't be there, here's an early Christmas gift!

Here's the show for you to enjoy!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

2023-12-11 08:39:56 +0000 UTC View Post

WHAT'S THE BUZZ: Week 14!

Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports looks at the NFL this weekend!

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, December 8th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Holiday movie picks from the VIDEO VAULT! The last tickets for SANTA'S SWINGIN' SACK! You might win THE GARMY GAME SHOW! And, introducing: the WORST CHRISTMAS SONG of ALL TIME?!

2023-12-08 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, December 7th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT:  A salute to the legend, NORMAN LEAR! Some one calls out the TV star that everyone knows is a dick! And, SEX U. Presents: The History of Stripping!

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, December 6th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A special holiday ONE-HIT WONDER! Plus, Jimmy Stewart is back from the dead to put you asleep! And, our new favorite CHRISTMAS SURPRISE! 

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, December 5th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The best holiday TV TUNE in the galaxy! Your chance to win tickets to the SANTA'S SWINGIN' SACK show! And, our plans to finally become actual ninjas on INTERNATIONAL NINJA DAY!

2023-12-05 08:01:47 +0000 UTC View Post

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: French Toast!

We try the SAVORY version!

Can it beat SWEET?

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, December 4th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: CANDY CANE LANE: Hit OR Miss?! KISS: Goodbye OR Hello?!  And, FRENCH TOAST: Sweet OR Savory?

Santa's Swingin' Sack at the Improv on Dec. 10th!

Hosted by "Frank Sinatra"! 

Come see Ralph, Eddie and their friends in an evening of holiday music and comedy!

Get your tickets here: tinyurl.com/SantaSwinginSack

WHAT'S THE BUZZ? Week 13 in the NFL!

Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports is here to talk football!

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, December 1st, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Heavy hitters from the VIDEO VAULT! A new TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL! And, you might win the very special Holiday Edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW!

2023-12-01 08:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, November 30th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Hear the newest AI POPSTAR sing "her" crappy song! Another chance to win tickets to the SANTA'S SWINGIN' SACK show! And, the TOP 15 SEXY HOLIDAY GIFTS for your special someone!

2023-11-30 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

FOUR-STAR PARTY!

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 29th, 2023 at 7pm! (PST)

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, November 29th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Somebody has a bug us their ass! This ONE-HIT WONDER rocks! The doctor who said Batman and Robin were gay! And, all week you can win tickets to see Ralph and Eddie LIVE at the Improv!

2023-11-29 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, November 28th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Your chance to win tickets for SANTA'S SWINGIN' SACK! TV TUNES TUESDAY is comin' to town! And, when office holiday parties get OUT OF CONTROL!

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Miracle Fruit!

Can a fruit change sour to sweet on your tongue?

If it does, it'll be a MIRACLE!

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, November 27th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The return of EDDIE PENCE! This day in HISTORY! The MAGICAL fruit that changes SOUR to SWEET on your TONGUE! And, a salute to man who brought psychedelic DRUG TRIPS to Saturday morning TV!

2023-11-27 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

TRR FLASHBACK: November 24th ... 2021!

We're still on a holiday break, but here's another TRR FLASHBACK from this day in 2021 featuring our beloved friend, STEVE ASHTON, as the special guest co-host!

I'm glad we can still enjoy spending time with him.

2023-11-24 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

We're spending the holiday with our loved ones, but here's a TRR FLASHBACK from this date, November 23rd ... in 2021!

Featuring special guest co-host, STEVE ASHTON! We miss you, pal.

2023-11-23 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

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