"We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices ..."
-Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol"
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Let's try to to insure no one goes hungry this holiday season!
You could win this ...
2022-12-11 17:52:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's Eddie's interpretation of the newest holiday hero, RALPHA CLAUS!
2022-12-09 09:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Yahoo Sports' Jay Busbee on the NFL! Queen J is the special-guest quizmaster on the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, our favorite SANTA movies from the VIDEO VAULT!
2022-12-09 08:23:29 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The magic of SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK! We salute the "Father of SPECIAL EFFECTS"! And, this year's list of the TOP TEN Sexy Gifts for your partner! Put the "X" back in XMAS!
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2022-12-08 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
HEY FOUR-STAR GENERALS!
Join us in the Batcave and watch us record TRR LIVE!
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 8TH, 2022 at 7pm! (PST)
2022-12-08 00:59:12 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph and Eddie perform their first ever Christmas DUET! Get stuffed with today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, who invented SANTA?!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : This TV TUNES TUESDAY runs hot and cold! Our all-star salute to FINLAND! And, Ralph loses his VOICE! (If anyone finds it, there's a reward ...)
Hey L.A.! Wanna watch a new movie that I'm in WITH ME? Well, you can this Wednesday night! Come see WRONG REASONS from the team of @JoshRoush and @livroush!...
2022-12-05 21:14:47 +0000 UTC View PostPRINGLES are awesome ...
PHILLY CHEESESTEAKS are awesome ...
But, are PHILLY CHEESESTEAK PRINGLES awesome?!
2022-12-05 08:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : A special TRR update on Ralph's LEFT eye and Eddie's BROWN eye! Are MERMAIDS man-eaters?! And, does a PHILLY CHEESESTEAK make everything better?! We find out!
TOMORROW NIGHT! 7pm at the world-famous @HollywoodImprov! Join me, @eddiepence, @ericschwartz and @kiracomedy for a swingin' night of holiday music and comedy! I'll be hosting as "Ol' Blue Eyes"!
Get tickets here: tinyurl.com/XmasFrank
2022-12-03 20:40:05 +0000 UTC
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While Ralph recovers from eye surgery, we set the "Wayback Machine" for TWO YEARS AGO today!
Some folks have been asking for our TRR mailing address as we approach the HOLIDAY SEASON!
Here it is:
THE RALPH REPORT
11333 MOORPARK ST. #401
STUDIO CITY, CA 91602
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Beware the KILLER ROBOTS! "Cocaine Bear" comes to the big screen! The GARMY raises an incredible amount for CHARITY! And, "Gigolos: REAL or REEL?"
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Domestic terrorist TURKEYS! The ONE HIT WONDER that Ralph hates the MOST! And, just how stupid is "THE BIG HAT"?!
You could win this original Eddie Pence artwork just by celebrating #GivingTuesday today and donating to ANY CHARITY OF YOUR CHOICE!
Just fill out this form and let us know what charity you decided to donated to:
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We celebrate GIVING TUESDAY! Meet the newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! Ralph finds his FUNERAL SONG! And, the mystery of NAMOR'S PENIS!
This Sunday, December 4th at 7pm at the world-famous Improv!!
It's an evening of holiday music and comedy!
Ralph Garman sings and hosts as "Frank Sinatra", and the show is loaded with great entertainers, including comedy by Ed...
2022-11-28 18:03:51 +0000 UTC View PostSome Garmy members have called in saying AM/PM food is GREAT!
Are they right? We'll see ...
2022-11-28 08:45:59 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : We're BACK with a brand NEW SHOW! Featuring, Ralph's COVID-19 update! Plus, we put GAS STATION FOOD to the "Munchin' Monday" test! And, is SKYWRITING a message from GOD?!
2022-11-28 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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A great chat with actor JON CRYER!
Let's set the "Wayback Machine" for THREE YEARS AGO TODAY!
Thank you so much for the kindness, and I hear you!
LMB
-RG
2022-11-21 20:17:24 +0000 UTC View PostSorry, gang. Still not well enough to do new show. (Hopefully, tomorrow.)
In the meantime, here's an episode from today ... in 2019!
Thank you so much for the kind words and love.
(And, yes, I know I look like hell. lol)
LMB.
-RG
2022-11-19 18:38:15 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : We're back and EDDIE WINS! Plus, Ralph recaps his trip to Philly! (SPOILERS: He met a celebrity AND a crack addict!) We salute the folks who like to WATCH! And, is today is the day Ralph becomes a "somebody"?!
2022-11-17 08:01:02 +0000 UTC
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