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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, April 22nd, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie's laundry pile has a NAME! The return of the SPICE GIRLS! And, for MUNCHIN' MONDAY, we try the Mexican delicacy called "CHAPULINES"!

(Shhhhh ... Don't tell Eddie they're GRASSHOPPERS.)

2024-04-22 07:14:40 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, April 19th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The final results of The Garmy's generosity! You might win THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Remakes that are actually GOOD from the VIDEO VAULT! And, maybe the best TRR Citizen of the Week EVER?!

2024-04-19 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, April 18th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Delicacies from New Zealand! Who was "Captain Video"?! And, does SEX really effect athletic performance?!

 

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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, April 17th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The Garmy to the RESCUE! Nothing but love for this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, Happy 25th Anniversary to FAMILY GUY!

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The Legare Family "Ralph-ffle" UPDATE!

The Garmy is shining AGAIN! Keep those donations coming! Let's help get these Garmy members back on their feet.

Also, I did some digging and found the LAST of the FALLOUT themed signed posters that Robert Legare designed for a LIVE TRR sho...

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It's the RETURN of the "Ralph-ffle"!

GARMY ASSEMBLE!

It's time for us to help our own again ...

Robert and Cyndy Legare are in trouble. Post-strike work slowdowns have hurt Robert's ability to earn a living. Cyndy has Lupus and other health problems. And, they are in danger of losing th...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, April 16th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Did we forget TV TUNES TUESDAY?! ... KNOPE! Feel free to wear your pajamas to WORK! And, it's the RETURN of Eddie's DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!

 

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What is today's MUNCHIN' MONDAY food?

"The Chewing Gum of Asia?!"

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, April 15th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A salute to America's first SINGLES BAR! The world's worst BACHELOR PARTY?! And, can you guess today's MUNCHIN' MONDAY food?!

 

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, April 12th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's a mythical edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! We pay tribute to STEVE MARTIN with movie picks from the VIDEO VAULT! And, O.J. Simpson does something great to earn this week's CITIZEN OF THE WEEK award!

2024-04-12 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON this Saturday night!

GARMY ASSEMBLE!

Join me and KEVIN SMITH for a new HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON!

LIVE on-stage at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank CA!

SATURDAY, APRIL 13th at 10pm!!!!

Get your tickets here...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, April 11th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The secrets of the WORLD'S OLDEST MAN! Eddie meets America's most beloved REPORTER! And, we're going on a UNICORN HUNT!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, April 10th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Come on, baby, do the ONE-HIT WONDER Wednesday! We learn about love from The Prophet! And, Eddie VS The Beatles!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, April 9th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We take to the sea for TV TUNES TUESDAY! Meet the people Ralph hates! Meet the cookie Eddie thinks is too "grown up"! And, HAPPY NATIONAL GIN AND TONIC DAY! Cheers!

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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Strawberry Jam and Cheddar!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, April 8th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's an "on-demand" MUNCHIN' MONDAY! TRR changes a family's life when they get the BEST! And, a deep, heartfelt apology for today's episode to Greece, the Island of Milos, and all of their lovely statues.

2024-04-08 07:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, April 5th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A new animal candidate for the ZOO OF TERROR! You might win the brand new GARMY GAME SHOW! And, the VIDEO VAULT presents a few of our favorite B-MOVIES!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, April 4th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The pros and cons of spreading your DNA around! The WEIRD origin of the James Bond theme! And, the history of the GLORY HOLE!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, April 3rd, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Nothing but love for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! We salute one of the SCTV greats, JOE FLAHERTY! And, the story of the actor who inspired the creation of THE JOKER!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, April 2nd, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Ralph comes out of retirement and asks "Did anything interesting happen on yesterday's show?" We give TV TUNES TUESDAY lots of space! And, we celebrate NATIONAL PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY DAY! (Well, not Eddie.)

2024-04-02 07:01:58 +0000 UTC View Post

The first Munchin' Monday of THE KUPE REPORT!

Now that Ralph has retired, it's up to John Kuperman's new show to continue Eddie's edible education ...

First up, the fake chicken known as LOMA LINDA FriChik!

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Welcome to the premiere of THE KUPE REPORT!

By now, you've heard the news that Ralph is retiring from podcasting ...

Luckily, he knew just the person to take over and begin a NEW ERA!

Welcome to the premiere episode of THE KUPE REPORT featuring John Kuperman!

2024-04-01 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, March 29th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Sci-Fi flicks from the VIDEO VAULT! Meet the kind but dumb TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, you might win some fabulous CASH and PRIZES (cash not included) on the GARMY GAME SHOW!

2024-03-29 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, March 28th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The SEVEN most common SEXUAL FANTASIES! Are you looking forward to Marvel's THUNDERBOLTS?! And, the terror of ... "DEMON FACE" SYNDROME!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, March 27th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's "The Great Sleepwear Debate"! Plus, meet the woman who puts the "FUN" in FUNERAL! And, it's a One-Hit Wonder DOUBLE-SHOT!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, March 26th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS about dick! We face the horrors of ... MEAN EXIT SURVEYS! And, Happy LIVE LONG AND PROSPER Day!

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So sorry. No MUNCHIN' MONDAY video today.

So very sorry, but due to technical difficulties, there's no video of the MUNCHIN' MONDAY segment today.

We'll do better next week. Promise!

LMB!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, March 25th, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's our 1400th episode! This Munchin' Monday has BALLS! The connection between Elvis and Pearl Harbor! And, Ralph reviews GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE and ROADHOUSE!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, March 22nd, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The GARMY GAME SHOW could be deadly! Two new picks from the VIDEO VAULT! And, you'll want to hit her with a rolled-up newspaper ... It's the woman who lives like a DOG!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, March 21st, 2024

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie's SPRING BREAK nightmare! The return of DR. ERIC to the halls of SEX U.! And, our salute to one of the all-time great character actors, M. EMMET WALSH!

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