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2017-10-26 05:00:09 +0000 UTC
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[If you’re at the $5-7 level, we’ve probably already messaged you directly, and you can ignore most of this post. If you’ve sent us your size and address, your shirt is coming.]
Merch is ready!
2017-10-24 06:11:32 +0000 UTC
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Blade Runner 2049 is good; Nothin But Trouble is great; An analysis of the Facebook wow react; RHCP on hardcore show lineups; The forgotten Fabio incident and the societal benefits of sacrificing birds; RIP Dave Navarro and Richard Dunn; More completely deranged youtube comments including a flawless...
2017-10-20 15:55:19 +0000 UTC
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Important instructions on how to reserve a shirt! You have to let me know if you want one, and what size you wear.
Make sure you're getting notifications for these Patreon posts, because I'm going to send you folks instructions on how to order once they're ready.
2017-10-13 15:17:19 +0000 UTC
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Tons of stuff from the Ironic episode. Enjoy!
2017-10-09 14:53:46 +0000 UTC
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Michael has a true story about Mexico, Radiohead is What I Call Music, Rockabye is a bad song, Michael is Tal Bachman, Giantess fetishists must be brought out of the shadows, Tal Bachman is Ian Starglow, Hellenists are being persecuted, and lots of other dumb youtube comments
2017-09-29 05:26:12 +0000 UTC
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Extra material from the Orgy episode as well as the Primer 55 Episode: Lots of Cat Chat, including Geezer’s sad backstory; the hidden formula that makes Family Guy and Mad TV so freakin’ funny; Good songs we make up; Important conversations about how fucking hot it is in the IE; Kevan shares his...
2017-09-22 05:29:29 +0000 UTC
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Thanks for being patient! Here's stuff from both last week's episode and this week's: more talk about sentient AI arcade games from the Dreams in Digital video, some interesting political discussion about activist hardcore bands, lots of deleted comments from Mindless Self Indulgence, and Emma perfo...
2017-09-14 04:46:32 +0000 UTC
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This week we got some deleted banter-y stuff, some stuff I probably should've included in the main episode (including the eponymous line), and 15 minutes of deleted youtube/song meanings comments.
2017-09-01 14:25:35 +0000 UTC
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We Can't Stop Singing Nookie / Scarification / Body Hair / Playboy Mansion Record Release for Hot Dog / Freddy D’s Creepy Game / Freddy D Insults Mini Me / A Commentator Sees a Truly Professional Limp Bizkit Show / I Review Facebook Group Prospects
2017-08-25 05:16:09 +0000 UTC
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Your bonus episode: Guest Andrew shares a story about Synyster Gates supportive, nirvana-hating mother, his professional “guitar comedian” dad, and the time he convinced two young women he was in the band.
Also: We Suggest Hilarious new Jeff Dunham Puppets, Nick Knows Limp Bizkit Royalty...
2017-08-02 04:50:03 +0000 UTC
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Running Group Applicants By The Listener / You Cant Fuck With Comedy / sCATological Humor / You Don't Need Drugs To Get High / Emma Gets Crass / Matt Gets Points
2017-07-28 04:59:21 +0000 UTC
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Emma is an animal / Robin Thicke annotates Genius / Re-branding racism / Leigh gives birth as her episode drops / Wipe noise
2017-07-20 14:59:23 +0000 UTC
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Michael boards his hats in Tennessee, Emma takes Spanish in a made-up sounding, super racist town, Freddy Kruger puts you in him, Michael tries to stump me with a later-era Simpsons reference, We like music, We don't like Dance Moms, Søren from Aqua has a spoken-word side project, Homegrown is MxPx...
2017-07-14 05:46:45 +0000 UTC
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Mike's Screamo Career / James McAvoy Is Not Angelina Jolie / Holy Boxes / Porn at Work / Jackson Publick Is A Household Name / Praised And Confused / Bathroom Snowflakes / Noice
2017-07-07 14:33:07 +0000 UTC
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Essential clothing / Something's Wrong With America's Dads / Movie Trivia / POD Trivia / Dream Warriors
2017-07-05 14:21:39 +0000 UTC
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Good names for cats, seeing Killswitch Engage at an early age, ZZ Top & Elvis medleys, an accidental "Mommy," JP sees Hell Yeah! in concert, Jahred has to beat Busdriver at Parappa the Rappa, extreme breakdancing and public sex at a (hed) PE show, System of a Down impressions, and more music we ...
2017-06-21 05:04:24 +0000 UTC
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Hello loyal Patrons! There weren't really any clips deleted from this week's episode, so instead you're getting a sneak preview of the entire comment section from next week's episode. All you need to know is that we're covering Godsmack's "Voodoo," the video features an Actual™ Wiccan™ Ceremony...
2017-06-09 04:58:12 +0000 UTC
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Too much Alex in the monitors / Tears For Fears 2000 / good music sounds like The Beatles / Disturbed is "classic metal" / We Know Slogans
2017-06-02 14:53:44 +0000 UTC
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Hello, loyal Patrons! This week's bonus episode is short but sweet: The secret behind the Tootsie Pop ad, Emma eats too much pasta, I like these goth men strangling themselves with cables, phantom memories about Jay Gordon's sexuality, and a couple more youtube/songmeanings comments
2017-05-25 05:23:55 +0000 UTC
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Distinguished burps, political merit badges, shilling for Apple products, egotistical local businessmen, the horrors of modern feminism, an argument about Bono, and plenty more deranged comments about the Spice Girls
2017-05-18 06:33:16 +0000 UTC
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Clips! More Metallica shit-talking! More weird porn conversation! Discussion about some of the bullshit I have floating around the studio! Enjoy!
2017-05-11 14:40:24 +0000 UTC
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This week Emma drops by to help me read from a mind-numbingly hilarious NYT article about the disastrous Fyre Fest, a "boutique" live music event founded by Ja Rule and geared toward "upwardly mobile millennial influencers."
The real-world result, however, was attendees literally being stranded on...
2017-05-04 06:18:01 +0000 UTC
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This week I descend into depression after having to listen to Staind’s Outside one too many times. Albert refuses to be moved by what is clearly a very disturbed singer/songwriter and talks about being mocked by his parents for wanting his ears pierced in elementary school.
Why are the fans at t...
2017-04-27 14:18:54 +0000 UTC
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This week we've got deleted stuff from the extra-long Bush episode, including arguments about what words mean and another one of JP's sex stories, this time involving a former teacher of ours.
2017-04-18 14:26:04 +0000 UTC
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Another deleted segment from episode 2. It's rough, people.
2017-04-18 14:11:18 +0000 UTC
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This episode we’re chatting about Whitesnake and their Iconic, ironic video for “Here I Go Again On My Own” featuring the singer’s future wife. How much did she know with that smirk?
We discuss the full-on boob slip that rocked the comments section, an IMPORTANT lyrical adjustment, and I b...
2017-04-06 14:02:48 +0000 UTC
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Hello Patreon subscribers! Feast your ears on this extra long bonus episode in which we talked about Eiffel 65’s “Blue (Da Ba Di)." It's a segment from the "Nonsense Words" episode that ran too long for the format at the time, but I’m glad you’re hearing it now.
We chat about how I used to...
2017-03-30 14:10:48 +0000 UTC
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This week for Patreon subscribers! We have a good chunk of the deleted half of the infamously drunken Episode 2! Hear the first time we talked about the Mess atrocity, Cadillac, as well as the conversation about MxPx’s Chick Magnet.
Also: we teach Angie how easy it is to have babies, fight...
2017-03-23 15:03:35 +0000 UTC
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This week for Patreon subscribers we have cut scenes from episode 92, including a letterman-style countdown of my guests “Most Awkward Sexual Experiences,” beginning and ending with a graphic #1; a new bond supervillain; not peeing on my futon; and a semi-heartwarming story about a conversation ...
2017-03-15 14:47:42 +0000 UTC
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