The Base of the Claimed Hells. Some call it a miserable shithole. Some described to be the Battle of the Somme squared but also times infinity spread across the entire world with a chance that a dick-shaped demon might rain down from the sky and pound your wounds as you dying screaming an...
2025-04-09 18:20:22 +0000 UTC View Post{To anyone who receives this… the project is unfinished. Salvation is unfinished. But it is at hand. In sight. In sight for any who possess the capability to decipher this message. To the mind this may concern, be you Architect or Neo-Creationist, what Idheim offers is a second chanceâ€...
2025-04-08 11:59:07 +0000 UTC View Post
The freeze will end soon. I'm going to try an alternating schedule now. In the meantime, book two for TTF will be coming out tomorrow, so I'll appreciate any and all support. Stay tuned for more details, and potentially, a hint at a new project in the not too distant future
2025-04-07 18:26:08 +0000 UTC View PostThe Realmbreaker isn’t someone I would describe as a “people person,” which is a hell of a fucking statement from me because I consider myself a pretty sizable asshole.
It also cuts both ways. If he gets his mind set on something—like killing someone—and if the op...
2025-04-07 18:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostNo… Please… Please don’t go.
I’m… I don’t want to face the dark alone. I don’t want to go into the nothing alone. I don’t care that you’re… I don’t care… Please… Please… Just stay with me for now. Stay. I don’t want to stop being… I don’tâ€...
2025-04-06 18:36:47 +0000 UTC View PostIn the underbelly of ambition, claiming someone as a member of your family became a common tactic among those desperate enough to ascend the social ladder. These sinners, driven by an insatiable hunger for power, would seize upon any opportunity to mold alliances to their advantage. 2025-04-04 07:39:23 +0000 UTC View Post
The hells with this, I’m done with the grimdark and fighting and shit. It’s time to write a half-assed romance novel set in a high school. That’s where the money is.
-What Happens When the Author Gets Fried and Decides to Write an April Full’s Chapter
Rashclad...
2025-04-02 16:19:56 +0000 UTC View PostI hold a special kind of scorn for the people who list a history of achievements, accomplishments, victories, trials, defeats, wounds, and moments from those who come before and then package that into a deceitful little title called “nation-state.”
Nation. Even if our m...
2025-04-01 18:09:15 +0000 UTC View PostI will start posting new chapters here starting tomorrow.
RR/General public chapters will resume on Wednesday but might still be slower for a while as I get back into the swing of things.
As of present, the projected hiatus period to start.
Intermittent chapters might still get uploaded to patreon during this period, and you will see them when they arrive (should they arrive). The pace and deliver might be unsteady.
I will review conditions next week on Monday for ano...
2025-03-24 16:35:33 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings
I have been running into a great many issues recently, and as you might have noticed, my pace has stalled again.
If I can fix these issues and get rolling again, then that will be optimal, and I will try to get edits done on top of that.
But there is a decent chance I...
2025-03-23 17:56:48 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s important to keep your plans flexible, but to prepare for everything. If your plans are stone solid and have no room for adjustment, well then, things are going to get really, really bad for you, in very short order. No one is obliged to play to your plans.
I...
2025-03-22 09:12:39 +0000 UTC View PostThe Storm roared. “I will lash you sparrow! I will lash you clean and through! Fool are you to rise and fly against my bolts! Fool are to face my rageful skies! Down little sparrow, down to the ground when the animals belong, for that is what I will, and that is what will be.” 2025-03-22 09:11:16 +0000 UTC View Post
And though the skies fall, though the storms whip, the winds howl, the seas burn, and people die and suffer and wail, we’re still here. The faithful. The small. The ones who survive. We don’t believe in some monstrous god that just wants to consume and defile and twist. We don’t wan...
2025-03-20 17:39:20 +0000 UTC View Post…and though the priests may bleat like the idiot goats they are, screaming for the rest of the folk to follow them, know that the divine at the head of the herd is no brighter, no wiser, no truer, and no more likely to survive a plunge into destruction than we.
I have see...
2025-03-19 18:49:55 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings.
I managed to record most of a chapter for TTF a week ago so I posted that last week. Right now, I'm currently vertical again, trying to shake off the last of this sickness.
As such, we're getting a Godclads chapter on friday too (when I'm hopefully recovered).
I will ...
2025-03-17 16:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostProblems happen one after another. They often coincide at the most inopportune moments, despite your best plans. And so, that is why I say it’s better to be prepared than to have a proper plan. For plans clash into other plans and break, while preparations can be used in accordance with the...
2025-03-16 15:02:51 +0000 UTC View PostMy friend the Realmbreaker isn’t evil, not truly—he’s done monstrous things. He’s even killed people who might not deserve it.
But if you understand what he suffered, the life he lived, you would understand that losing so much in so short a time, at such an age, and the...
2025-03-14 18:56:34 +0000 UTC View PostThe best way for you to breach a place undetected is to let your adversary believe they’ve already solved the problem. Imagine infiltrating a base with a perfect mission—slipping in and out without leaving a single trace. That’s perfect in theory, perfect in idea. But it’s also very u...
2025-03-13 18:58:56 +0000 UTC View PostAlright. Gather round, juvs. Those of you still alive, that is. Mallines? Are you bleeding to death? You are? Well, crawl over here and see if you can make it through the lecture before your phylactery triggers. Saves me from giving the speech later—someone cauterize her lower body with a f...
2025-03-13 12:02:27 +0000 UTC View Post+Hey—Juv. Things aren’t looking good here.+
+Synced. Need me over? Don’t got many left, but I managed to ambush an Ori Knot. Stole a few golems. With all the Thoughtwaves goin’ off, they probably won’t be able to figure out who’s hittin’ who until it’s too late....
2025-03-12 08:51:05 +0000 UTC View Post+You don’t seem very happy, Frederick. Did I not give you everything you wanted? Are you not satisfied?+
+Why’d he kill himself?+
+Your grandfather?+
+Yeah, I was expecting this to be, I don’t know, a fight. Some kind of… something, at leas...
2025-03-11 17:57:15 +0000 UTC View PostLast time on The Lust Guard.
“Now, you should know, Dowager Kui, that though you can empty a man, though you can drive his spirit to near madness over and over again, our refractory periods and our spirits always rise to the occasion once more, from flaccid to hard.â€...
2025-03-10 12:25:55 +0000 UTC View PostConsul Winters, it is Lein. I have found a reason to approach the boy now, so we may proceed. I will take his System if the opportunity presents itself. My husband and I are working the angles as best we can, but nothing is guaranteed. He is almost certain to have Trespasser support from the ...
2025-03-09 16:54:44 +0000 UTC View Post“I’ve sent Herzog to you. You know what to do.”
“Ah, yes. Herzog—a wayward son. Our greatest mistake. Why didn’t we kill him when he was just a babe? Your sentimentality. My sentimentality.”
“I remember di...
2025-03-08 17:45:55 +0000 UTC View PostOh? What did you say his name was? Wei? Sounds like one of those… oriental Fictionals. Oh, wonderful. A Cultivator. I hate those. Always blood feud this and honor that. Never any real sense in those minds.
But I suppose I can’t blame them. They’re not real, after all. The...
2025-03-07 18:44:24 +0000 UTC View PostAlright. New Heaven. New, special Heaven made specially for Draus. Oh, I wanted to do something like this for quite a while, but there was never truly the time… But, ah, now! Now I can go over so many ideas! So many fun and useful and—
No, Kae, focus! Focus! The time is sho...
2025-03-07 11:09:49 +0000 UTC View PostDuke Gold Mask. Now there’s a rat motherfucker who’s so good at ratfucking that half the present rats in the Claimed Hells were probably shit out from his ass. The goddamn piece of shit is responsible for more bastards, betrayals, and bullshit incidents than I can count.
Th...
2025-03-06 11:11:39 +0000 UTC View Post+I have a proposition for you.+
+Oh, good. Another one of these conversations. What do you want with me, priest? You got professional problems or complaints? Talk to Zein—+
+I want to talk about you. And the Stillborn. I wish to make you an offer.+
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2025-03-05 16:52:18 +0000 UTC View Post+Yeah. I heard of Three-Eye. Hells, most people in this line of work have. But you hear about him in the same way you hear about the supposed hidden Guilder uniparty puppeted by Old Noloth within the Deep Nether. This consang’s a fucking myth in the sense of we tell stories about him, but n...
2025-03-05 10:28:01 +0000 UTC View Post