I was sitting in the waiting room of a research lab that mostly concerned itself with mutations. Today was the day where I would finally meet the mutation expert after having pushed back our meeting due to my sleep issues. After already having met with Professor Solum and having learned so many n...
2023-12-13 04:33:23 +0000 UTC View PostNew Quest!
Under the leadership of the Goblin General (T8), an army of goblins is advancing on Lahmna. Defend the village or halt the army and defeat their leader before they lay waste to it.
Goals:
I entered the office of Professor Solum, the skill expert that had agreed to meet with me. After having to postpone our meeting after my little sleeping episode, it was finally time for our make-up appointment. His office was furnished in a rather cozy manner, making it believe that it was mostly...
2023-11-27 00:41:31 +0000 UTC View PostNew Quest!
A massive threat has been spotted near the village of Oomah. The giant gelatinous cube (T8) is devouring everything in its path to satiate its unending hunger. Stop it before it destroys the village and devours their fields.
... 2023-11-18 06:08:46 +0000 UTC View PostTook a while to write this one. The busy season at work is slowly petering out and I'm going to have a bit more time to write in the coming months. The injured guy at work is also coming back, so no more taking over shifts, and occasionally going back to the work where I got loads of free time. &...
2023-11-14 00:12:14 +0000 UTC View PostHello everybody!
I'm back after my month-long break! Now, it's not all sunshine and rainbows, I'm afraid. Taking my break made me realize just how much I'd been stressing about putting out regular chapters over the past year. I've practically been worrying about "having to write" every sing...
2023-11-03 02:41:58 +0000 UTC View PostI slowly awoke to the sound of the hustle and bustle of Lophan wafting in through the open window. Proper consciousness returned to me in waves and I felt great, snuggled into my sheets as I was, even if they were drenched in mucus and probably needed to be burned after I got up. I noticed that I...
2023-11-03 02:34:15 +0000 UTC View PostHey there, I'm currently enjoying my break from writing, but I've recently started spending some time planning out the chapters going forward. As you might be able to guess, these include the meetings with both the skill and the mutation experts. Now, I have my own ideas and things I want them to...
2023-10-13 17:46:30 +0000 UTC View PostAs mentioned in my previous info post, I will now take a month-long break from posting new chapters. Shortly after this post goes live, I will pause the Patreon so that you won't be charged while I'm not posting. Thank you for reading and supporting, and I'll see you in November! 2023-09-30 17:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I had this commissioned to show off some of Gary's evolutions! Tier 0, 2, and 4 got left out because nothing really changes visually there.
I'm sure you all remember that all the various tentacles are retractable, but I still included them since those images are supposed to be a sort of ana...
2023-09-28 00:14:23 +0000 UTC View PostAfter I’d spent most of the day talking with Professor Wotan, I had made the appointments to meet with the experts. They were apparently very busy since their services were very popular among the Asphons, and not even I could squeeze past the droves of people wanting to consult with them. Once ...
2023-09-26 16:18:47 +0000 UTC View PostPlease do take a look at the announcement I posted separately :)
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I was sitting in the waiting room of the local scientific laboratory. After having completed a few more quests tog...
2023-09-22 16:34:06 +0000 UTC View PostHello everybody, an important announcement from yours truly.
Recently I've noticed a rather substantial increase in chapter length, which is in no small part due to what you're about to read. When I made my "1 chapter every 4 days" policy, I calculated this for chapters that are about half ...
2023-09-22 16:32:00 +0000 UTC View PostI weaved my way through the crowd, following Orbos as he led me to our destination. What that destination is? I had no clue. After I exited my room this morning I found him all alone in the living room and, after telling me that he was bored, he got all excited and told me to follow him. A surpri...
2023-09-18 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostAfter the relative ease of completing my first quest, I decided that I wanted to be productive and do a few more. There was a lot to do in Lophan and I could technically have a good time and relax for longer, but I had this odd sense of duty that pushed me forward. I had grown so used to pushing ...
2023-09-14 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI’d primarily been loafing around for the past three days, trying different ways to relax. The spa had been a nice change of pace for sure and the employees there did their best to make me comfortable, but at the end of the day, I was still an alien species they knew close to nothing about. Som...
2023-09-10 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone!
I've recently noticed an uptrend in chapter length, which is nice for you and, mildly annoying for me. Back when I introduced the chapter every four days schedule, all of my chapters were around 1.3k to 1.6k words long. This allowed for a leisurely, yet consistent pace. I co...
2023-09-09 11:47:12 +0000 UTC View PostI was led out of the government building and back into the bustling plaza occupying the center of Lophan. Even though I’d been reassured that it was no problem, I had once again apologized for spreading my slime all over their nice carpets in the office. But, with that little hiccup behind us, ...
2023-09-06 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWe walked into the building's foyer where a steady stream of Asphons was walking to and fro. It was a bit funny how these large monstrosities were walking around with comparably tiny suitcases and I even spotted one that had a tie on. Of course, they didn’t wear any other clothing, which made t...
2023-09-02 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostAs we crossed the perimeter of rubble, the guards on the wall noticed our approach. I could see them pointing at us and getting excited, most likely because they spotted me among their fellow Asphons. As I’d learned, travelers were somewhat of a big deal around here and they should be looking f...
2023-08-29 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI did just state that I had a lot of questions, and I really did, yet when it was finally time to ask them I found myself unable to decide which question to ask first. The presence of the Asphons was a bombshell I still hadn’t entirely processed. And, the whole thing that was going on down here...
2023-08-26 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAs soon as I gave the sign, Nimma and Jugan exploded into motion, rushing at each other with weapons drawn. Nimma was wielding a shortsword and a shield while Jugan was carrying a flail with him. They clashed mere moments after the fight began, Nimma trying her best to defend herself from the fla...
2023-08-21 17:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostNow, with the introduction of the (redacted for non-patrons that can still see the opening blurb), Gary obviously just got access to a lot of information. There are certain things that I will have him get answers for, obviously, but I was wondering whether or not you guys had questions that could...
2023-08-20 02:14:54 +0000 UTC View PostI stared at the group of Asphons with a slack jaw and they stared back, neither of us making any moves. Well, I assumed they were looking at me. It was kind of hard to tell due to them only having a faceplate with no eyes as a… face. I took the few moments that passed like this to process what ...
2023-08-17 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe elevator rushed past smooth stone, guiding me ever closer to the next layer. As I continued rushing down, I excitedly wondered about what kind of biome I would find down there. There had been all kinds of weird and fantastical settings, and I honestly had no clue what could be next. To take m...
2023-08-13 17:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI awoke with a start, almost instantly cringing at the memory of the evolution process. I had gained a massive amount of constitution points since my last evolution and had been quite optimistic about my chances to stay conscious during the evolution, but I couldn’t have been any more wrong if ...
2023-08-09 17:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to the Evolution Menu, traveler.
Congratulations on earning yourself the right to evolve into a Tier 7 monster!
You will have the following options available to you:
Choosing a new ...
2023-08-05 17:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostNote:
Incredibly sorry, everybody. I was supposed to post this yesterday, but I am currently on vacation and just sort of forgot. I usually schedule these posts up so that they automatically post at the same time as the new chapter on RR, but it must ha...
2023-08-02 05:52:17 +0000 UTC View PostThe memory deposited me outside of the obsidian palace, giving me a bird's eye view of the massive building. Yet something about it was different from the one I’d seen just an hour or so ago. It took me a second to realize why it looked different, but as the memory began to slowly get closer to...
2023-07-28 17:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostAfter splashing into the lava, something that still felt odd since lava really shouldn’t behave like that, I started descending as fast as I could. I still couldn’t see anything due to the lavas brightness, but as long as I kept swimming against the current I would be fine. The lava was const...
2023-07-24 17:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post