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Cuddle pile at the first sapphic slumber party. Summertime barefoot babes.

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People show you what they’re made of when the world is falling apart.

My husband has been warm and positive, Max has been going into caregiving overdrive, the coven has rallied. Last night at 9pm our group chat lit up with photos of each of our candles and altars. I can’t tell you what...

Bear With Me 🐻

This was the final photo I had saved in my drafts from the last Sapphic Slumber Party. I kept meaning to write a mushy rant about Scout and her bright light. Scout is a mushy brilliant bubbly babe, a kindred spirit in the true Anne of Green Gables tradition. I’ve been so lucky to have her as a ...

Ritual

This morning I woke up and remembered it would have been the 7th sapphic slumber party today. One of the very best days of the year. We are all mourning a little, especially with the news that Pride has been cancelled at the end of June. It feels like all the things we need are being pushed so fa...

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This is one of my favourite self portraits. I was fostering a mama bunny and her two little princesses at the time. I’m the “bunny lady” at our local animal shelter’s volunteer department. This little peach was so sweet, look at her strike a pose.

I’m here for you all with some Q...

Strange Days

As I’ve said, Max is on our quaran-team. She’s an essential service worker here in the city and lives a few hours away, and the hotels and air bnb’s she usually relies on when she’s working long hours are obviously closed. So she will crash here after overnights when necessary and the ble...

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Happy memories from a not so distant time when we were not socially distant.

Me and Elly 2018 (my birds with ice cream tattoo is a fake one she put on me while we were lying in bed)

Still, Spring will come. 🌱

My husband took this photo of me on a walk near the lake in August 2013. It’s one of my favourites. I’m going to resurrect some of my favourite banned nudes from tumblr while the mother fucking pandemic is raging. I hope you’re staying safe.

The Champ 🏆

The Beekeeper, our champion of the evening, riding Sabina and Beth to celebrate. Joyful joyful moments. I know I’ve had to cover faces but please know each grin was a mile wide.

Isolation Ass 🍑

I’ve had a few questions about poly in these dangerous times.

In my Canadian city there is a state of emergency and stay-at-home order. Schools and all non essential things have been shutdown for weeks and meetings of more than 10 people are prohibited.

My “quaran-team” curren...

Negotiations

I’m not sure if I’ve mentioned this, but Max and I have a previously-agreed-upon 3-1 orgasm ratio (in my favour). She insisted on this arrangement and of course I agreed, she’s the boss.

🙇🏻‍♀️ There’s something so hot about this decree. I love going down on her, it’s ...

Quick...

With a full house, isolation has meant I haven’t had a second to myself these past few weeks. Cabin fever baby. I’m missing my alone time, missing quiet, missing walking around naked, missing masturbating.... missing having someone touch my naked skin...

The sun came out and everyone r...

Sabina ✨

In case you didn’t know, Sabina is such a fucking babe! Here we are a million years ago (it feels like) at our wrestling party. This was after all the wreslin’ when we had lots of frisky energy, so flogging seemed like a natural progression.

Announcement: The Infamous Heart Markers are For Sale

I am so excited to announce that, after rigorous testing with the coven, Eden has started making and selling the impact toys we use to make all of the fancy-shaped marks in our photos. (You’ve seen some recently in the wrestling party photos!)

These beauties pack a punch, impact art that...

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When life gives you lemons, put your titties on the internet.

Quarantitty Distractions!

In an effort to recover costs and keep myself busy I’m sending out Quarantitty Care Packages for $7. A little fun in the mail is exactly what we need right now. If you’d like something babely in your mailbox here is the link!

Winner 💛🏆🐝

The Beekeeper was the breakout star of our wrestling night. She had the chutzpah and the vigor right from the start. Here she is showing off her belt and bullying Beth, who thoroughly enjoyed it. They say the spoils go to the winner but in our case they were spread around.

In Her Backseat

Fucking in the back of her work truck like a Lana Del Rey song, our laughter bouncing off of the steamed up windows, I’m in love with her no matter where we are.

“Who knew we’d have to make it through the apocalypse,” I teased. She’d just finished work, power is an essential serv...

Skills

It turns out being a kinky poly slutty babe who throws sex parties actually preps you pretty well for the end of days. I had plenty of hand sanitizer stocked up, a whole queer sex party’s worth of gloves, alcohol spray disinfectant. Enough that now I’m making care packages for Max (who is an ...

Me & Ms.O

A much needed flogging for my lovely Ms.O.

Here I am rubbing the sore spots after some particularly hard smacks, and an action shot mid-scene. She looked so cute with her fishnets and her panties pulled down. 😌

Feel 🐝

The Beekeeper getting all kinds of attention...

(Also this should be a sponsored ad for Chucks.)

Buns Hun 🍑

We are so blessed in this coven with some of the best booties on the planet.

(Sabina and Beth being good little bums for Mars and The Beekeeper.)

Mother Fucking Pandemic

So hey guys. What in the fuck, right?

Hope you’re all staying well during the isolation phase... we’ve had to postpone the Spring rituals we had scheduled for this weekend, and the upcoming Sapphic Slumber Party too. I work in mental health so my regular job has been suspended for a whi...

Play ✨

I miss this already. Silly playful sexy fun with the baddest babes on the block.

Me, post-wrestling, mid-cheer-pyramid, draped across Sabina and Beth (Mars is behind us, coming to start some trouble).

Girl Gang Moves

I love the hazing vibe of these photos. Here’s Mars and The Beekeeper tag teaming Beth’s cute behind. (Notice The Beekeeper is already sporting the championship belt.)

Bam!

Beth’s beautiful bum after testing out some of the sweet new wicked wand markers Eden made. The run in her stockings made that star mark look like a comet. 💫

Fucking Shenanigans

Mars blowing up a condom, The Beekeeper being “helpful”, me drying another condom in the background while Madeleine cackles about the balloon fetish guy... just a regular snapshot in time with the sex cult.

Wrestlemania

I can’t remember the last time we had a costume party, but I can tell you it’s been too long, because our whole coven came out decked and draped in the MOST fantastic 80’s retro cool Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling looks. Neon and fishnet and big big hair, gloves and leg warmers and short shor...

Mushing

To celebrate a big milestone we’re on a MOTHER FUCKING DOG SLEDDING EXPEDITION!!!! Can you believe? It’s been unreal and yes, I’m going to bring home 7000 dogs. (The pooches are Alaskan huskies and I spent most of the day listening to their owner, a retired sled dog racer, tell me every sto...

Gimme

My best friend Joie gifted me a beautiful, heavy, thuddy, white leather flogger for Christmas. It’s been so fucking lovely having it around for parties and events, especially the wrestling party! An ideal addition, totally the right vibe.

I dished it out for a while, there wer...