I asked E what was in her fanny pack.
She pulled out a miniature Louisville slugger.
I don’t know much about baseball but it said “The Big Hurt” in silver letters along the handle.
I fucking love kinksters.
(Here she is hitting me with it.)
Heart &a...
2023-03-17 04:44:14 +0000 UTC View PostI wanted to stab my almost-ex-husband when I mentioned the name of the Oscar movie I was rooting for and he made a stupid face and a bad joke.
The movie was Sarah Polley’s Women Talking. He dismissed it (in front of my sons) based on his repulsion at the title alone. “I don’t think I...
2023-03-17 04:22:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi friends! I’ve missed you. Here I am back on my bullshit (spanking pretty girls while wearing a flower crown) and having the time of my life.
Our coven party last weekend was just what my soul needed to propel me through March. There’s lots of snow where we live, and nothing is growi...
2023-03-14 20:45:58 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re having a much needed gay girl gang getaway this weekend! Here are some throwback photos from one of the last times we had a theme party at Eden’s place in the country. I can’t wait to get to spank pretty girls wearing flower crowns and show you all the photo evidence. 🥳
In another month it’ll be warm enough for me to start training again in my circus gym/garage. I can’t fucking wait. In the mean time I’m working on healing from a pinched nerve in my back… which is slooooooow going. I am not the most patient… especially with myself. But I like being str...
2023-03-10 04:22:27 +0000 UTC View Post
(You should hear the sweet sounds she makes when I touch her.)
Heart & Piper (2017) - Photo by Guy New York
2023-03-05 03:18:33 +0000 UTC View Post
When the wanting became too much they followed the pull and pressed into each other.
Heart & Piper (2017) - Photo by Guy New York
2023-03-04 03:36:04 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m playing with silly photo edits instead of doing the real work, but as long as you’re here Patrons then this is technically real work. (*smirky face*)
Thank you, as always, for your support. I’m so excited about our event next month, I need some coven magic, and I know you’re go...
2023-02-27 04:57:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I can’t keep it a secret any more Patreon pals… in 2 weeks time the coven is HAVING A FUCKING PARTY!!!
It’s been a long time coming and we’re all antsy to get together and soak up that big witch energy. We’re going to pile into my minivan and road trip to Eden’s place in the co...
2023-02-24 13:05:51 +0000 UTC View Post
“Why don’t you show me how you touch yourself when nobody’s watching?”
Heart & Piper - Photo by Guy New York
2023-02-24 04:53:55 +0000 UTC View Post
The second photo with Piper’s laugh makes my heart sing. I miss being silly in bed with her.
(Shout out to my rainbow unicorn phone case.)
Heart & Piper (2017) - Photo by Guy New York
2023-02-22 23:18:57 +0000 UTC View Post
The thing is, this dress should be acceptable for me to wear anywhere.
Heart (dress by thistle & spire) - Sapphic Slumber Party #9 - September 2022
2023-02-21 05:12:54 +0000 UTC View Post(Content warning: this post includes a brief description of a real and scary true crime, but mostly it’s ranting about a puppy.)
My almost-ex-husband and my very-tired-from-shift-work girlfriend have joined forces, for the first time, to BULLY ME into getting a puppy. 🙄They’...
2023-02-21 04:55:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi friends! I’m working on instax orders today… if you wanted to get your hands on the super hot Sapphic Slumber Party instax collection from event #9 I can put yours in the mail tonight!
Click here to take a peek at...
2023-02-16 15:10:52 +0000 UTC View Post
A pipe burst in her building, the water will be shut off for days. So she’s staying with me, and my giant teenagers, and my wiggly bad dog, and intermittent visits from my almost-ex-husband. A Valentine bonus. She’s helping me restore the dollhouse my grandfather made for me in 1982. She conv...
2023-02-16 02:09:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This is my Valentine to myself today:
I took this ...
2023-02-14 17:50:54 +0000 UTC View Post
I wrote this in 2018 for a ‘Zine we made on Queerness for one of our slumber parties. I wanted to share it with you in full since it only exists in the lingerie drawers and ephemera boxes of a few select badasses. (And if you’re wondering, yes: you’re queer enough.)
(Photo: ...
2023-02-13 14:32:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope wherever you are this Sunday you’re able to take some time to do something for your soul. (Here I am doing several things for my soul.)
Guy New York took this beautiful photo of me teasing Piper while she reads one of her favourite dirty books, 2023-02-12 18:55:50 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m so excited to share this little essay I wrote for Feeld. “On Saying No” is about learning how to get better at setting boundaries.
“Knowing your limits and speaking up to protect yourself are critical life skills, and also critical kink skills.” (Click the link above...
2023-02-09 03:52:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Ohhh sybian rides are fun. This photo was taken Friday night when Betty was demonstrating her lovely machine. She took the train with it! It packs into an innocuous black bag. 😇
Betty was kind enough to offer to volunteer to go first to show us the sybian’s capacities. Beth was her lov...
2023-02-06 05:57:32 +0000 UTC View Post
The mansion has a whole room that’s a shower. An entire tiled room with windows on 2 sides and vines growing over the lattice. You can see the street and the sky and the neighbours. There’s a chair, a table for your beverage, speakers. It’s a little oasis.
Heart - Sapphic Slu...
2023-02-04 02:54:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning Patreon Pals!
Just a reminder to comment on last weeks’ “Gentle, Gentle” post for a chance to win some cute pics of Ms.O and I. I’ll be notifying the winner tomorrow.
Later this week I’ll be offering another copy of Best Lesbian Erotica to a lucky Pat...
2023-01-30 12:30:17 +0000 UTC View Post
The Instax Collection from our 9th Sapphic Slumber Party is finally live!
Only 50 sets will be printed so I’m posting this here for my Patreon pals first. ❤️ All patrons who place an order will get a secret 6th photo added to their pack (so make sure you let me know ...
2023-01-29 19:35:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I came across these photos and had to remind you all about this excellent night out. From the notes:
All the nights’ plans involved me topping, but when Cee brought out her flogger and her new hairbrush I said “Hi, I’m flirting with you because I want you to hit me.” 2023-01-26 13:53:23 +0000 UTC View Post
She likes hurty things. (You know she does.)
Guess what made these marks?
Tiger stripes for a nakey girl in the morning.
2023-01-25 23:07:54 +0000 UTC
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That smirk is fucking devastating. 🥵🔥
I would do anything to make that smirk happen again, that’s the raw power of a devastating smirk.
The details here have my head spinning; the chandelier, Piper’s heels, Salem’s pink cheeks framed perfectly atop her c...
2023-01-24 20:11:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m working behind the scenes on some fun coven things, which means I’m working on some exciting things you’ll get to see! This is a season of preparation, buds before the blossoms, it’s been grounding to remember nothing blooms all year.
2023-01-23 15:48:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Two more lovely shots taken by the delightful Guy New York in Piper’s Brooklyn apartment back in 2017.
And also two things that I totally forgot to mention in yesterdays post about starting the mornings gently:
1. I meant to share Joie’s advice for gentle mornings and putting you...
2023-01-21 14:10:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I’ve been trying to start my days more gently. These photos are a good reminder.
Sadly I can’t just teleport Piper and some soft sunlight to start each day with sweetness but I’ve been learning to be mindful of the energy I’m flooding myself with as the morning begins.
Openi...
2023-01-21 00:36:25 +0000 UTC View PostMy Great Uncle has been taking care of his wife for months while she dies slowly from Cancer. It’s been an act of devotion, he stays at the hospice night and day, he wanted every last minute with her.
In the last few weeks she hasn’t been able to get out of bed. She was mostly unrespon...
2023-01-19 16:07:33 +0000 UTC View Post