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Sorry for the multiple posts! Also it's out of order... so use collections to read them in order!

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [20]

Kaelar frowned at Artoria’s words. “If even you feel that way, then something truly must have happened among the Anglo-Saxons.”

If it were anyone else speaking about their intuition, Kaelar would dismiss it. But this was Artoria, the future King of Knights, a hero of the Age of Gods w...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [19]

You are considering proposing to King Uther—perhaps it's time to initiate a full-scale war with the Anglo-Saxons. Whatever Hengist is plotting, a war would force his hand and disrupt his schemes. This is the ultimate strategy of the military art: using the orthodox to conquer the unorthodox...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [18]

Vortigern, despite his terrifying reputation, was a remarkably straightforward ruler. He spoke whatever crossed his mind and never bothered with pretenses, even when threatening death.

Such a person rarely broke his word.

Even after being humiliated by Vortigern, Hengist's expression ...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [13]

Kaelar looked over the assembled Saxons and declared, “Those who are willing to lay down their weapons, and who have not killed, may leave.”

“Murderers will face death, and those who wounded others will be punished. This seems fair, doesn’t it?”

This time, the Celtic respons...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [17]

Upon the throne sat an imposing elder, his figure exuding a terrifying presence that enveloped the room. Though the castle was well-lit, a sense of inescapable darkness seemed to lurk around him, like the encroaching shadow of a calamity.

Despite his appearance as an old man, observing him ...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [15]

Previously, Morgan had agreed to teach Kaelar magic for ten days. In reality, however, Kaelar managed to extend this to a full month...

After all, who would willingly abandon such a talented student? No matter the type of magic, Kaelar picked it up instantly. Morgan tried to challenge him b...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [14]

“You truly are a man of virtue, Lord Kaelar.” One of the Saxons hesitated before asking, “Will you... will you forgive me?”

This was part of the Saxon culture—their tradition of confession under the teachings of the Cross. Kaelar wasn’t surprised, though he found it odd that the...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [12]

"Lord Kaelar, thank you for your mercy. I, Powell, will forever remember your kindness!"

After realizing that Kaelar truly intended to release them, Powell was not only surprised but filled with genuine admiration.

After all, Kaelar was a Celtic lord.

Yes, what made the Saxons s...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [11]

In the end, it was only Arthur who accompanied Kaelar to subdue the Saxons.

By now, the Saxons had been driven into a corner by Kaelar’s tactics. Especially with the encirclement order and no immediate attack, their minds raced with dread, remembering the brutal Celtic massacres of the pa...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [10]

Of course, the first step in enlightening the Saxon pirates was not to simply walk up and start preaching to them.

The first step had to be breaking their spirit—using force to subdue their violence, but doing so without excessive bloodshed. Otherwise, strength would become mere brutality...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [16]

Hengist knelt in prayer.

Though he was seen by the Romans as a barbarian—a pirate chieftain from the Germanic tribes—Hengist’s people, the Anglo-Saxons, were more advanced in culture and civilization than the Celts.

After all, most of the Anglo-Saxons had converted to Christiani...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [9]

Thinking about both Ector and Morgan, who completely failed to understand him, Kaelar couldn't help but shake his head and sigh. "What a pity... You're both Celts, barbarians, who no longer understand such refined and simple truths."

The righteous person has no enemies.

Righteousness ...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [8]

What do Merlin and Uther know about educating the next generation?

Uther, that old bastard, had Arthur training for over twenty hours a day in meaningless sword drills. Was that any way to treat a five-year-old?

Even slaves would shake their heads at that.

Kaelar believed in nur...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [7]

The forest where Morgan lived was some distance from Kaelar’s castle. By the time he returned, night was beginning to fall, but he managed to make it back just in time for dinner.

Thank goodness. Any later, and he’d be in serious trouble...

Absolutely, definitely, he wouldn’t ha...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [6]

"Morgan, are you saying you can place a Geis on others?"

Kaelar’s eyes widened slightly as he glanced at Morgan, surprised that this alluring witch knew so much.

Then he remembered who Morgan was, and it all made sense. Nodding in understanding, he said, "Of course, wi...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [5]

Kaelar was destined to become one of the Knights of the Round Table, a future enemy of the witch. Yet here was Morgan, the witch herself, willing to impart all her magical knowledge to him.

Can you believe it? My dear witch sister!

Perhaps, in this classical Age of Gods, promises and ...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator. [4]

"My dear sister, my witch sister, are you truly afraid of that little Red Dragon?" Kaelar’s words were sweet, his expression serious as he continued, "The greatest Lady Morgan in the world—don’t you have any confidence in yourself?"

"Hmph, the same old flattery—I’m immune to it!"<...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [3]

"Kaelar! You idiot, I hate you... I hate you the most!"

Kaelar had a knack for pushing Arthur’s buttons, making her so upset she’d lose her appetite. After giving him a hard shove, the small ‘Arthur’ spun around and ran off.

Caught off guard, Kaelar staggered bac...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator. [2]

The Unfallen City, the Pure White Holy City—Camelot...

Merlin awoke from her slumber. Being a half-blood of human and otherworldly lineage, her eyes gleamed a peculiar shade of pink—an eerie hue that, instead of diminishing her beauty, only enhanced her otherworldly allure.

This w...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator. [1]

“Why... Why does it have to be Type-Moon? I’m completely doomed now!”

After spending a few days exploring his surroundings, Su Kai learned that the city he was in was called Fuyuki. In that instant, his face was filled with despair.

It was currently the year 1990, in Fu...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [85]

The twin hammers descended in unison, heavy Geo energy coalescing around the weapons and forming an enormous shell—just enough to close the gap between a human and a colossal dragon!

BOOM!

Both hammers struck the base of Azhdaha’s neck, and even that titanic form staggere...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [84]

The explosion rippled outward, a swirl of smoke and chaotic elemental energy forming a miniature storm, scattering the Geovishaps' rolling formation.

Sensing the shift, the Hilichurls, urged on by the pain and the crackling whips of the Abyss Mages, regained their composure. Protected by th...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [83]

"Brother Zhongli, when you say that the creatures and spirit beasts will be drawn here... you're not just talking about Geovishaps, right?"

"Indeed. But it might not stop there. Guarding this place will be your responsibility."

Zhongli sat cross-legged atop the Dragonfall Tree. "I nee...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [82]

The countryside at night was unusually serene. The chirping of insects under the moonlight was like a splash of color on a delicate painting, blending seamlessly with the scene without feeling intrusive.

Gu Sanqiu and Zhongli sat on a large stone, each holding an oversized burger and leisur...

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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [81]

"Master Gu, Master Zhongli, this is as far as I can take you. The rest of the mountain path is up to you."

"Understood. Take care on your way back. Here, take this talisman. If you encounter any danger you can't escape from, just throw it," Gu Sanqiu said, handing the driver a protective ta...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [75]

"You guys are too slow!"

"Damn it! Kaelyn is mine!"

"Move it!!"

In the abandoned factory, a swarm of mutants shot out webs, swinging wildly between the low buildings. Amid the chaos, some fell to the ground due to poor technique.

The location was chosen specifically so tha...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [74]

"Oh, I know you! You're Xia Luo Parker!"

The "Spider-Man" pulled off his mask, revealing a freckled face lit with excitement. "This is amazing! Your name is also Xia Luo. You’d fit right in with us! Would you like to join?"

"Does the name of your club have some kind of special meani...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [73]

In the dead of night, Xia Luo returned home. After washing up, he sank into his bed.

【You played the Friendly Neighborhood Hero and saved the Butt-Webbing Spider-Man. Restart Chances +1】

Staring at the notification, Xia Luo was beyond words.

Beep!

His phone bu...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [72]

"They're coming. What do we do?" Mary Jane asked nervously, stepping back.

Gwen clenched her fists, assuming a fighting stance.

"You guys go ahead. I’ll hold them off," she said calmly.

"Are you sure you can handle it?"

"I’ve trained in combat with my dad."

But b...

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