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Genshin Impact's Incense Burner Of Liyue [141]

Who knows how long had passed—long enough for Gu Sanqiu to feel like he’d been dipped in a thick, unforgiving green haze. Finally, Decarabian’s rough transmission of power came to an end.

“Do you feel any… differences?” Decarabian asked.

“Hah… hah…” Gu San...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [140]

“Ma’am, Peter Parker has brought Spider-Man.”

“Peter Parker? Who’s that?” Ophelia barely remembered the names of small fry.

Cindy explained, “He’s the one we took the symbiote from. He wants to exchange Spider-Man for his partner.”

Ophelia snickered at this. ...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [139]

That night, a brilliant meteor streaked across Hell’s Kitchen.

When Kingpin opened his eyes again, he realized he’d been taken hostage.

“What... who are you people?”

“Old men,” Steve replied with complete sincerity.

Kingpin: "..."

Xia Luo shot Steve a loo...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [138]

Once symbiote cells spread, their evolution could easily surpass Ophelia’s expectations.

If they developed an immunity to her gene toxins, Ophelia’s plan would collapse, even backfiring spectacularly.

At that point, not only would she fail to conquer the world, but she’d also tu...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [137]

As Hydra Steve and Bucky entered the room, Ophelia had already draped herself in a green, snakeskin-patterned robe.

Clearly, she had gone into alert mode.

“Ophelia, is that you?”

Seeing the woman before him, Hydra Steve's eyes flashed with a strange emotion.

Bucky glan...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [136]

Inside the glass displays were various versions of Cindy.

There was Goblin Cindy, embedded in green exoskeletal armor.

Octopus Cindy, extending four mechanical tentacles from her back.

Rhino Cindy, with dark, hardened skin like a thick armor.

Mysterio Cindy, cloaked in gre...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon [115]

“With this card, you can freely attend any Contest Hall in the country,” Xiao Qing explained with a smile.

Lu Cheng’s eyes widened. “Free access... nationwide?”

“Yes, nationwide,” she confirmed, still smiling. “And you can even bring guests along—also free of charge....

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon [114]

“Lu Cheng, isn’t it?”

Hearing the judge call his name, Lu Cheng straightened up, trying his best to appear humble and attentive. The elderly woman who’d spoken had a full head of silver hair, sharp, gold-rimmed glasses, and a straight posture. She wore a silver suit, and while time ...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon [113]

"Hello, I'd like to register for the Beginner Cute Ribbon Contest!"

The staff member looked a bit startled by Lu Cheng's intense demeanor but maintained a professional smile. "Of course, sir! The entry fee for the Beginner Ribbon Contest is 1,000 yuan."

"That much?" Lu Cheng exclaimed...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon [112]

When riding the subway, Pokéballs also need to go through security. If Pokémon like Koffing or Voltorb are detected, their trainers can expect a swift detour to the police station. One well-known Electric Gym Leader from abroad once tried bringing an Electrode into C-country, only to be detaine...

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There's Something Off About My Pokémon [111]

After saying goodbye to Xie Yuan, Lu Cheng returned to his cabin. After a long day, he quickly drifted off into a deep sleep.

Outside his window, the gentle sound of waves echoed, as mysterious as the ocean itself. In the stillness of midnight, moonlight cast a thin veil over the sea, illum...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [120]

“Don’t forget, we’re here to claim the Golden Fleece!”

Jason’s eyes regained a bit of clarity at the mention of the Fleece, but it lasted only a few seconds before he waved Heracles off and sank back into his seat.

“Oh, come on, Heracles. Don’t give me that. The guys are...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [119]

Apollo’s golden gaze turned toward Lemnos Island. Truthfully, he hadn’t been entirely honest—this “test” was hardly as simple as he’d led Artemis to believe.

The gods loved mortals, yes, but their love was often that of strict, demanding parents. They bestowed tests upon mortals...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [118]

Athena should have come to consult with Hera sooner—not only Hera but also Hestia.

These three goddesses had been Suren’s earliest patrons, blessing him in the beginning, and so their support was crucial.

Athena had her own perspective, but now she sought Hera’s opinion.

A...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [117]

On the field, Heracles prepared to unleash his strongest attack. His bow was no ordinary weapon; this was the same legendary bow he had used to slay the Hydra. With it, he could release a deadly, rapid-fire barrage capable of overwhelming any foe.

Even the monstrous Hydra, a creature that g...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [116]

Heracles was stunned. He stared at Suren, the effects of the wine vanishing instantly. He opened his mouth, hesitating, but in the end, he didn’t dare respond to Suren’s defiant words.

After a long pause, he sighed. “Suren, I can’t answer that. But… maybe you’re right. Just beca...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [115]

"So that's it? Is that all you're capable of, unable to dodge even this basic shot?"

Arms folded, Atalanta sneered. "I was standing right in front of him; he saw me draw my bow, and he still couldn’t handle this ordinary shot."

In the Age of Gods, modesty was far from a virtue. Hero...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [114]

The words had barely left his mouth when the small boat drifted gently to shore. The Aegean Sea was filled with countless islands, scattered across the waves like stars in the sky.

Some islands bore the traces of human life, while others were untouched, wild lands teeming with animals and e...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [113]

Cadmus couldn’t fathom what had just happened, but Suren understood it perfectly.

Or rather, it was through his encounters with the gods that he had come to understand the true nature of these divine beings and how they differed from humans.

Because “offense”—

This was m...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [112]

“No way, absolutely not!”

Suren waved his hands dismissively, laughing at the thought. He, an ordinary mortal, had no illusions of courting a goddess.

In truth, Suren was a humble man. The love he sought was the kind that could lead to a peaceful life—something no goddess could ...

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Type-Moon: The Human Love Simulator [111]

Returning to the forest he had called home for fifteen years, Suren found no trace of Cynthia. He wasn’t surprised—after all, Cynthia was a goddess, and staying put in one place forever was hardly her style.

It had been three years since he’d last been here. Her absence felt almost na...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [135]

“She’s getting away—hurry, follow her!” Gwen’s voice snapped Xia Luo out of his thoughts.

“Right.” He nodded, tapping his earpiece.

“Don’t follow too closely, or she won’t lead us back to their base.”

“Understood.”

Down below, Old Man Steve revved...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [134]

[27 resets remaining. Would you like to restart?]

Back in the Cosmic Web, Xia Luo woke up in frustration.

He’d been so careful, and he still fell for it.

Thinking back, that thing was probably like a virus—it had to be, or it wouldn’t have sp...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [133]

A red-and-blue figure shot through the air like a missile, with four mechanical arms extending dozens of meters to grab onto the speeding motorcycle.

“Gotcha! …Wait, why am I quoting that lizard?”

The instant his arms clamped down on the motorcycle, a massive force erupted, flin...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [132]

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In the Cosmic Web, Xia Luo woke up in a daze.

“What…happened?”

He looked down at his hands, trying to remember the events leading up to this moment.

The last thing he recalled was Gwen’s friend show...

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Restart, Spider-Man! [131]

Old Man Steve reached the door. “It’s…a Shiba Inu in a cape.”

From behind him, Lizard Parker peeked over. “A Shiba Inu in a cape…who’s also standing upright.”

“Woof!”

The half-meter-tall Shiba Inu bared its teeth, its eyes narrowing into angry triangles. The ...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [105]

"Master, you... why didn't you inform us of your arrival? We could have sent someone to greet you..."

Sayo spoke respectfully, her gaze occasionally drifting towards the Komore Tea Room.

She was well aware of the orders that Ayato had sent through Sayu.

At this moment, not only ...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [104]

Another day of training had come to an end.

It turns out that the essence of humanity is, indeed, to be a fan of attractive people.

With the addition of the new training outfits, Luo Qing noticed something peculiar—the male trainees no longer produced any Frustration Value&...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [103]

Inside the Shabukyo Headquarters.

Finally done with the endless documents piling up from the Shabukyo’s daily reports, Ayato Kamisato stretched his arms and prepared to take a short break before handling the next round of external affairs.

Suddenly, a small hooded figure leapt grace...

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This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [102]

Evening came, signaling the end of training.

After the students finished their usual hour of group dance, Luo Qing dismissed them to rest. He exchanged a glance with Ayaka, and the two quietly left the Tenryou Commission together.

Earlier, after his visit to Tenshukaku, Luo Qing had i...

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