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I, the Geo Archon Morax with 2.1 Billion Mora, Have Joined a Chat Group [156]

"You may have won against me… but what if I simply choose to close my heart? What if I refuse to uphold the contract and offer you my guidance?"

"Do you truly believe this outcome is ideal?"

Echidna’s lips curled into a slow, sharp smile—a witch’s smile.

"So, le...

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You Will Regret This Ichinose! [65]

“Uesugi, are we really okay just doing this?”

Shibata Sō removed the fishhook, attached new bait, and cast his line.

Plop!

The hook dropped into the river, floating along with the current.

“Every other class is working on their plans, and we’re ju...

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You Will Regret This Ichinose! [64]

“Gin-san, don’t be like this! You may have lost your classmates, but you still have me!”

Uesugi Gen patted Kaneda Satoru on the shoulder, earnestly trying to console him.

Bullshit!

Kanzaki and the others following behind nearly cursed out loud.

Unfor...

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You Will Regret This Ichinose! [63]

Don’t panic!

Kaneda Satoru reassured himself.

He’s just some guy who made Ryūen-san suffer a few small losses. A mere nobody—not worth fearing…

He mentally pumped himself up.

And yet—

The monster of Class B had landed on t...

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You Will Regret This Ichinose! [62]

“I see… Since no matter how much they spend, the class points won’t go negative, they used up all their points in advance. That way, even if their classmates drop out later or break the rules, they won’t suffer any losses…”

Kanzaki Ryūji flipped through the rulebook, a wry smil...

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You Will Regret This Ichinose! [61]

“Oh my, isn’t this Horikita-san?”

Uesugi Gen enthusiastically grasped Horikita Suzune’s hand.

“Welcome to our Class B camp! What an honor to have you visit.”

“…I know you didn’t actually want me to come here, but at least this tone is better than ...

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You Will Regret This Ichinose! [60]

“Where’s that guy?”

Early in the morning, Horikita Suzune arrived at Class B’s camp for reconnaissance.

Her sharp eyes scanned the area, searching through the busy students of Class B, trying to spot Uesugi Gen.

“Uh… him?”

Ichinose scratched her cheek awkward...

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You Will Regret This Ichinose! [59]

So… what am I supposed to do now?

Holding Ichinose in his arms, Uesugi Gen found himself trapped in deep contemplation.

Didn’t she say she only slept after her mom came home?

So why did she knock out after just crying for a bit?

And another thing—

Uesugi leaned...

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You Will Regret This Ichinose! [58]

[I am Uesugi Grylls Gen.]
[I’m going to show you how to survive on the safest uninhabited island on Earth.]
[I must endure a week of challenges.]
[In a place like this, if you don’t have the proper skills to pass the time, you won’t even last a single day…]

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You Will Regret This Ichinose! [57]

“Hey, why did you speak up for me just now?”

Horikita Suzune walked up to Uesugi Gen, lowering her head slightly as she questioned him. He was sitting under a tree, gazing at the scenery.

The other students from Class B had already returned to their camp with the supplies, leaving...

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You Will Regret This Ichinose! [56]

“Sensei, hand me the key card.”

While everyone was focused on setting up camp, Uesugi Gen silently made his way to Hoshinomiya-sensei’s side, reaching out to take the key card from her.

Hoshinomiya had no doubts about Uesugi’s sneaky approach. She knew his personality all too ...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [380]

Impossible.

Alexander instinctively wanted to utter the word, but his lips moved without sound. Instead, he kept his sharp gaze locked on Alice.

He didn’t believe someone as shrewd as her would concoct something so absurd just to deceive him.

And so, he chose to listen further...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [379]

“You must have gone to speak with the surviving miko for clues, didn’t you?”

Leaning back into his chair, Alexander crossed one leg over the other, his piercing golden eyes fixed on Alice as he asked, “When I first heard about this, I thought I must be hearing things. All the mikos ...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [378]

“Yes, my King, several years ago, another Heretic God claiming to be Arthur appeared,” Lancelot replied respectfully to Artoria’s question. “However… that one was little more than a counterfeit, so fractured in self-awareness that it was easily defeated by the Campiones.”

The st...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [377]

Under Artoria’s Noble Phantasm, Siegfried was utterly annihilated.

After successfully slaying him, Artoria noticed something unusual—her power had increased slightly.

“So, it wasn’t just a coincidence. I can grow stronger by killing gods… But it’s strange. I’m not a Camp...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [376]

With incredible speed, Siegfried put distance between himself and Artoria. His wary eyes briefly darted toward her before falling to the wound on his abdomen.

There was no blood, only a charred black ring around the injury that made it extraordinarily difficult to heal.

“Burned?”<...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [375]

[Authority: Black Dragon of the Underworld].

More than mere resurrection, this authority allowed Marquis Voban’s soul to transform into a 30-meter-long black dragon. With the immortality of the dragon-serpent lineage, his soul was indestructible, and even if his body were...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [374]

Artoria and Siegfried seemed locked in a deadlock.

On one side stood a king born with the heart of a crimson dragon, her veins coursing with draconic blood.

On the other side was a hero who slew an evil dragon with his own strength, stealing its immortality and inheriting its unyieldi...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [373]

The massive broad sword hovered mere centimeters from Artoria’s left eye.

Yet, even such a minuscule distance felt like an unbreachable chasm.

Artoria raised her unarmed left hand and firmly caught the steel blade in her grasp.

Behind her, a deep fissure stretched far into the...

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [372]

Blades clashed, lighting up the battlefield.

The sound was deafening, like two colossal dragons locked in a ferocious struggle.

Yet, the combatants were not mythical beasts, but Artoria and Siegfried.

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I Don’t Want to Be a Heroic Spirit [371]

Faster than the howling wind or the echoes of an expanding sound, she streaked across the night sky like a meteor tearing through darkness.

With her crimson hair blazing, Artoria, a [Steel] Goddess, caught up to the Marquis Voban, whom she had just kicked into the air....

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The Weapon Master Shall Never Die Bare-Handed in Genshin Impact [320]

“Alright, let’s start by familiarizing ourselves with the layout of the snowy mountain…”

Jia Changjiang and Lumine crouched in the snow, poring over a map spread out before them. The map had three large circles and eight smaller markers drawn on it.

“This is a map I bought f...

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The Weapon Master Shall Never Die Bare-Handed in Genshin Impact [319]

When Albedo and the group returned to the camp, he took the life-infused sword from Lumine’s hands.

“I originally thought this would take much longer, but your progress exceeded my expectations,” Albedo remarked. “Now, I’ll extract the purified life energy you imbued into it.” View Post

The Weapon Master Shall Never Die Bare-Handed in Genshin Impact [318]

“No! It’s just…” Sucrose’s face flushed bright red.

Paimon waved her tiny hands and encouraged her, “Don’t be shy! Speak your mind! Paimon loves food too.”

She struck a dramatic pose, hands on her hips, and declared confidently, “When you’re hungry, you just need t...

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The Weapon Master Shall Never Die Bare-Handed in Genshin Impact [317]

“Sucrose? What are you doing here?” Paimon asked curiously.

“My research has reached a stopping point, and I’ve got approximately five hours and thirty-six minutes of free time today,” Sucrose said with a smile, her precise timing leaving the others slightly stunned.

Paimon ...

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The Weapon Master Shall Never Die Bare-Handed in Genshin Impact [316]

When Wuku finally sat down, Jia Changjiang brought out what he had been waiting to show him—three boxes.

The moment the boxes were presented, Wuku's gaze locked onto them, unyielding and intense. His eyes reflected a mix of doubt and distant memories of the past.

He extended a large...

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The Weapon Master Shall Never Die Bare-Handed in Genshin Impact [315]

“Where did you find this book?” Albedo’s voice was tinged with hesitation as he regarded Jia Changjiang with a thoughtful gaze.

Until now, Albedo had assumed that Jia Changjiang’s peculiarities extended only to his exceptional physical resilience, resistance to elemental forces, and...

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The Weapon Master Shall Never Die Bare-Handed in Genshin Impact [314]

Note: This chapter provides context crucial to understanding the lore of Teyvat.

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In an era when Mondstadt was still blanketed in eternal snow, the Lonely King of the High Tower ruled over most of old Mondstadt’s people. While he provided shelter for many, there were sti...

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The Weapon Master Shall Never Die Bare-Handed in Genshin Impact [313]

Following the system's guidance, Jia Changjiang located the hidden boxes buried deep within the snowy mountain. Once he assembled the bases of all three boxes, a distinct pattern emerged—one that seemed to be a key to unlocking something significant.

The task consumed most of his day.

...

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The Weapon Master Shall Never Die Bare-Handed in Genshin Impact [312]

"Maybe I'll find a way to locate the other boxes faster," Jia Changjiang suggested optimistically.

"These boxes feel like they’re tied to some grand story!" Lumine exclaimed in awe. "So, some of those Adventurers' Guild rumors are actually true?"

"Certainly worth studying, though it...

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