“As for the investigation into the Priestess Court… from a distance, we did detect traces suggesting some kind of ritual was performed there, but without approaching directly, we can’t confirm the details. Should we advance or notify the priestesses first? I await your decision, my King.”...
2025-10-17 13:00:12 +0000 UTC
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“Merlin, what were you thinking earlier? I may not fully understand, but surely you anticipated that saying such things would provoke King Ophis’s displeasure?”
As the three Servants stepped out of the temple, Jeanne immediately pressed her question, brows drawn tight.
“Hmm, s...
2025-10-17 13:00:08 +0000 UTC
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[…Your emotions are pretty unstable right now.]
“...”
Ophis didn't answer.
She knew it herself—her emotions had already fluctuated enough to risk clouding her judgment.
After all, she'd only lived a little over a century, a...
2025-10-17 13:00:03 +0000 UTC
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“A weapon, huh…? An incredibly fitting description, King Ophis.”
Merlin’s usual smile didn’t waver. From start to finish, no one could tell what he was actually thinking.
“Um… King Ophis, aside from Lady Enkidu, there’s another matter I haven’t had the chance to repo...
2025-10-17 12:59:58 +0000 UTC
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“Oh? So Miss Jeanne has met that Enkidu, huh?”
After Jeanne finished recounting their brief encounter, Merlin clapped his hands together, clearly intrigued.
“Yes. Based on the soldiers' reports afterward, the opponent’s appearance matches that of ‘Enkidu.’”
“Then...
2025-10-17 12:59:54 +0000 UTC
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“Ladies and gentlemen, each person here surely has a very, very important question they wish to ask one of us. Therefore, to avoid the tragedy we just experienced, and also to prevent our minds from spiraling into chaos once again… I hereby announce: The Hoshino Residence Roundtable Conferenc...
2025-10-17 12:59:48 +0000 UTC
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A bizarre scene. Absolutely no idea how things devolved into this.
Just as Hoshino was preparing to team up with Sakura-bro and chase off the SasuNaru duo, someone else rushed into the room from outside.
“What nonsense are you talking about, ‘lover’? I can’t just pretend I did...
2025-10-17 12:59:42 +0000 UTC
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“Ohoho, so this is where my darling lives now.”
Hidden at the corner of a residential building, Sakura-bro laughed triumphantly.
Sasuke and Naruto wanted to stop Hoshino from degenerating, but of course, he was the first to disagree.
If it weren’t for the fact he couldn’...
2025-10-17 12:59:36 +0000 UTC
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A small apartment, simply decorated.
The kitchen, toilet, bathroom, and living room each had clearly separated areas, and most importantly, there were two bedrooms.
Compared to this new home, their previous cheap rental place was basically a garbage dump.
Normally, moving was a ...
2025-10-17 12:59:25 +0000 UTC
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Knocked unconscious by an Uchiha’s glare, knocked out by the Hyūga clan, scared unconscious by the Hokage’s man, knocked out by Kakashi, then electrocuted unconscious by Kakashi again... In half a day's time, Hoshino had fainted a total of five times.
How terribly long... How could so ...
2025-10-17 12:59:21 +0000 UTC
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The next day, Trainer Mizuno arrived at a secret Tracen Academy facility hidden deep in the city outskirts.
Amid a thick, green forest rose towering concrete walls, easily over ten meters high, enclosing a vast compound. Beneath those walls, Umas in Tracen uniforms patrolled with sharp eyes...
2025-10-16 07:22:07 +0000 UTC
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“One... one week?!”
Mizuno stared at Agnes Tachyon and Tanino Gimlet, utterly dumbfounded.
One week?! That wasn’t a deadline—it was a death sentence! He hadn’t even seen Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka yet, let alone analyzed their mental state. Observation alone would take...
2025-10-16 07:22:03 +0000 UTC
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Who knows how long had passed before Trainer Mizuno’s consciousness finally clawed its way back from a feverish nightmare—one where he was endlessly Uma Pyoi’d by two horse girls under flashing disco lights.
When his mind finally surfaced, his whole body felt like it had been wrung dr...
2025-10-16 07:21:59 +0000 UTC
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“Temporary Butler-san, how does this one look?”
Stepping out of the fitting room, Mejiro McQueen approached Mizuno and gave a graceful twirl.
She wore a sky-blue ballroom gown, the sleeveless cut revealing her smooth white shoulders. The flowing, translucent skirt shimmered like a...
2025-10-16 07:21:55 +0000 UTC
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“Oh, right, temporary butler-san...” After handing her handbag to Trainer Mizuno, Mejiro McQueen seemed to recall something.
“Half an hour ago, when you called me, it showed an unknown number. Did you change your phone?”
“Ah, that...” Mizuno slung her handbag over his shou...
2025-10-16 07:21:51 +0000 UTC
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“A temporary butler?” Mizuno blinked in surprise. He’d only planned to trade a few Honey Drinks for some quick cash—he hadn’t expected McQueen to hit him with a full-blown job offer.
He started to lift his head, then froze. From this angle, looking up would give him a very
2025-10-16 07:21:48 +0000 UTC
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After fleeing the mountains and forests, Mizuno finally managed to flag down a passing car. He emptied his pockets, scraped together just enough for the fare, and begged the driver to take him back to the city.
Standing on the sidewalk of a bustling shopping street, he stared blankly at a m...
2025-10-16 07:21:44 +0000 UTC
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“Eh?” El Condor Pasa blinked, completely lost as her dad rambled on.
If that earlier line—“from now on, the three of us are family”—had been weird but still kind of understandable, this whole “for the sake of the family, we need lots of kids” thing was on a...
2025-10-16 07:21:36 +0000 UTC
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“Is that so, Donna-san? This time, I won’t lose to you.”
“Let’s wait until you manage to beat me even once before saying that, Almond Eye-san. I don’t do loans for championships—and you wouldn’t want your victory to come that way, would you?”
So then… why exactly h...
2025-10-16 07:21:33 +0000 UTC
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Beneath her knees was the clear sensation of soft soil and grass.
Alright, truthfully it wasn't actually that soft. Although it wasn't obvious at first glance, when both knees pressed down slowly due to the weight of the girl lying on her lap, Gotham Song could still distinctly feel the har...
2025-10-16 07:21:29 +0000 UTC
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Acting swiftly was always Gotham Song's best virtue.
Well, occasionally there were moments when she'd hesitate and back down—but how to put it? Those weren’t because she didn’t want to act; rather, they were instinctive self-restraints triggered by the sense that doing so would genuin...
2025-10-16 07:21:25 +0000 UTC
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The Wolfpack strategy… So, URA is seriously thinking of giving Almond Eye a supporting player on the track, someone to face all the other challenges, just to let Almond Eye clinch more first-place finishes…?
This is absurdity pushed beyond all limits…!
For the first time ever, G...
2025-10-16 07:21:21 +0000 UTC
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Since she was seeking external help, the person she chose would naturally need to have a deep understanding of the URA.
They’d also need a solid grasp of the local situation in Japan. Among Gotham Song’s social network, who would fit these criteria best?
Of course, her first thoug...
2025-10-16 07:21:14 +0000 UTC
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Almond Eye was obviously fighting all alone—or rather, the entire racing atmosphere in Japan actually encouraged Uma Musume to fight alone.
After ending the call with Secretariat, Gotham Song immediately returned to Mejiro Manor, went straight to her room, and began collecting all the rel...
2025-10-16 07:21:11 +0000 UTC
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Of course, getting back on one’s feet wasn’t such a simple or easy thing, but at the very least, Gotham Song once again saw the spark of hope return to Almond Eye’s previously half-dead eyes.
Yet, she couldn’t help but feel that Almond Eye’s current smile seemed to harbor a hint o...
2025-10-16 07:21:07 +0000 UTC
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How should she describe this?
As an Uma Musume racer, what could be the most awkward situation imaginable in one’s professional life?
Was it carrying off your defeated opponent from the racecourse, forced to endure whatever vengeance she might unleash upon you later that night, comp...
2025-10-16 07:21:04 +0000 UTC
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As expected, Gotham Song could already picture tomorrow’s newspaper headlines.
Miss Gentildonna dominates completely, Almond Eye utterly defenseless?!
Well, headlines like that were bound to appear. Even if they didn’t, Gotham Song wouldn’t take responsibility for it—...
2025-10-16 07:21:00 +0000 UTC
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Completely backed into a corner.
Even though Gentildonna hadn’t given any direct signal, Almond Eye clearly realized her disadvantage from the moment Gentildonna accelerated.
The Uma Musume now racing in front of her was graceful, fierce, without even a shred of hesitation. Even the...
2025-10-16 07:20:56 +0000 UTC
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Japanese Oaks.
As the afternoon sun shone warmly upon the historic Tokyo Racecourse, all the spectators fell into a deep state of anticipation—after all, they'd gathered here precisely to see the Uma Musume they admired.
Of course, the most passionate among these spectators weren’...
2025-10-16 07:20:53 +0000 UTC
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So… just why did things turn out like this?
When Gotham Song woke up in Gentildonna’s arms the next morning, she still hadn’t fully processed everything. She kept replaying yesterday’s events—especially the details from last night—but after pondering for a long while without fin...
2025-10-16 07:20:49 +0000 UTC
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