(Make sure you've read 140 and 141 first! I'm posting them at the same time as this chapter!)
Chapter 142
<Note added by Crawler Porthus, 2nd Edition> I don’t know why this journal came to me, but I don’t feel it will ever be enough. I have done my bes...
(Too many words for one post. This is 140 and 1
2021-04-20 09:33:48 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 138
<Crawler Sinjin. 15th Edition> I now worship the goddess Kuraokami. Worst decision ever. The goddess is sponsored by some male soother twat who is treating it like I really worship him. They made this whole system more complicated than it needs to be. If you s...
2021-04-10 13:09:08 +0000 UTC View Post(There's yet another cliffhanger at the end of this, but that's gonna be name of the game from here on out until we're done with this floor.)
Chapter 134
I clambered toward the door of the bridge as the music started to pulse. It was quiet at first, but it rose in volume, shaking...
2021-03-25 23:28:02 +0000 UTC View Post(Cliffhanger warning. Sorry in advance)
I opened the pocket watch and set off the alarm in hopes that Henrik would respond. I had my ink quill ready to write him a note, but he didn’t answer. He hadn’t replied since that first time. I relayed this to Juice Box via Langley. He said she ...
Chapter 131
Stage 4 of 4.
The Necropolis of Anser
One morning, back when Bea and I first moved in together, I decided to make pancakes. Bea was still asleep, and I thought it’d be a nice thing to do since she’d been doing mo...
2021-03-11 12:05:55 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 130
I peered down the stairs, and I examined the slow-moving ooze. The closer it got to the top, the slower it went. I realized the thinner it stretched itself, the more difficult it was for it to move.
The thing looked like a god had sneezed over the stairwell, and the mucus ...
2021-03-02 11:54:29 +0000 UTC View PostQuestion.
If you are, hypothetically, in a giant bubble, and a massive kaiju-like monster that is almost the same size as the bubble itself is suddenly summoned, what form would you like it to take?
I actually had several more ideas for this, but I took a few off so I can use them ...
Apologies in advance for the minor cliffhanger at the end of this. Chapter 130 is almost done and will be posted in a few days.
Chapter 129
Donut, Mongo, and I scrambled to follow Katia through the electrified doorway and into the hallway made out of glass.
Entering th...
2021-02-24 11:53:23 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 128
Time to Level Collapse: 4 Days and 22 Hours
The entire top half of the house was gone. It looked as if a group of blindfolded and drunk beavers had decided to do a remodel job. They’d ripped the top floor and the attic away, haphazardly decapitating the ...
2021-02-17 00:43:08 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 127
It only took the repair sub about thirty seconds to mend the damage. The moment it was fixed, Donut and I teleported away. But when we jumped, we did not return to our personal space. That did not surprise me.
Our destination, however, did.
Entering the Despe...
2021-02-09 12:12:07 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 126
Carl: I have some things cooking on my sapper’s table. Let me take care of them really quick before you transfer us.
Loita: Hurry up, Carl. The Veriluxx crew is paying for a rental trailer.
I rushe...
2021-02-04 12:18:18 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 125
Stage 3 of 4.
The Mad Dune Mage
Time to Level Collapse: 10 Days and 4 Hours
Views: 17.72 Quintillion
Followers: 13 Quadrillion
Favorites: 4.1 Quadrillion
“I did all that sewing fo...
2021-01-30 10:50:41 +0000 UTC View PostI quickly examined the small girl’s properties. Her dot was white on the map.
Bonnie – Dirigible Gnome. Juvenile. Level 5.
Little Bonnie only loves two things in this world. Her pet pig Sausage and getting what she wants.
The only da...
2021-01-24 13:08:03 +0000 UTC View Post“So,” I said to Juice Box. “Henrik is your brother?”
She nodded. “He’s what we call a Principal. People say they’re a cult, obsessed with cataloging all known species. But that’s not true. They’re looking for just one. And they think they’ve found it.”
Do...
2021-01-21 08:21:43 +0000 UTC View PostI stared up at the level 35 creature as the children all moved off. He towered over me, standing at least seven and a half feet tall. I examined his properties.
Crawler #324,116. “Chris Andrews 2”
Level 35.
Race: Igneous.
Class: Zulu Warrior.
Every time h...
2021-01-13 10:31:43 +0000 UTC View PostInstead of meeting up with the others in the Bactrian ruins, we limped our way back to Hump Town. Above, dozens of airplanes and airships continued to angrily harass the air defenses of the city, but without the threat of high-altitude bombardment, the multiple anti-air guns were equal to the tas...
2020-12-29 11:20:31 +0000 UTC View PostNote: You do not need to be caught up to understand what's going on in this story, but I recommend not reading until after you've read book two. That's through chapter 73. Most of you guys are well past that point.
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Chapter 119
Once I was alone with Donut in the crafting room, I spent a quick minute to open my new loot boxes. I only had two. The silver boss box I’d gotten for killing Ruckus the chicken hawk contained two items. First was a case of 25 more surefires, which was a relief. I’d already ...
2020-12-15 10:15:11 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 118
Stage 2 of 4.
Still on the gnomes.
“So Chris is from team Meadow Lark?” Katia asked. “He entered the dungeon with Imani and Elle?”
“Yes,” I said as we drove back to Hump Town. We’d looted everything we could from ...
2020-12-08 12:26:22 +0000 UTC View PostThe announcement came and went. There was nothing of significance. She spoke of the doubling of bounties for those who’d been on the list. She reminded us that sponsorship bidding was underway. There was a warning that just because we were outside that we sh...
2020-11-18 13:02:26 +0000 UTC View PostIt didn’t take long to build the rickety, compartmental vehicle. Thanks to the engineering and metalworking benches, I could fabricate anything I needed in minutes. The second-level engineering table was great for complicated designs that required multiple objects put together, like the front s...
2020-11-11 10:15:32 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 111
“Okay, here’s what we gotta do,” I said after I finished my training. “Step one is to find all the other crawlers and make sure we’re all on the same page. Step two is to figure out who they have locked up in the town hall. It’s probably the gnome leader guy’s kid ...
2020-11-05 11:29:32 +0000 UTC View PostThe first thing Donut did was bounce over to the mailbox and grab her spellbook-of-the-floor club prize as we headed toward our personal space.
“Maybe it’ll be a flying spell,” Katia muttered.
“We won’t be so lucky,” I said.
We did, however, have three very rich spon...
2020-10-31 00:28:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Time to level Collapse: 15 Days.
Views: 1.43 Quintillion
Followers: 7 Quadrillion
Favorites: 2.4 Quadrillion
Loita stood atop the table that normally contained our snacks in the production trailer. She looked very much like Zev, but maybe a little taller and thinner. She did not wear the deep-diver suit but instead had a simple, rebreather-like device around her fish neck. She stood in a pudd...
2020-10-24 10:33:00 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 105
Time to Level Collaps
2020-10-21 13:21:45 +0000 UTC View PostChapter 103
The first thing we did was walk out to the main restaurant. Mordecai, who was somehow even more soaked with gore than I was, approached the counter with the Bopca.
“We are purchasing a personal space upgrade,” Mordecai said. “A cleaner bot.”
The upgrade cost ...
2020-10-15 11:51:42 +0000 UTC View Post