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Updates, Commission Trello Board, 20% Off Discount Extended & Samus Art

Greetings everyone! I hope you enjoyed the Zelda audio, and/or will enjoy tomorrow's spoiler-free version.

First of all, The Persona 5 Audio will be coming out before the Konosuba audio. The VA for Megumin has been sick for several weeks, and MacStarVA is going out of town and won't return...

Princess Zelda's Massive Dragon Dumps

Listen to the full audio (5:01 + Spoiler Free Alts) on HotRamenAudios.com!

WARNING: This audio contains Sp...

Princess Zelda's Big Dragon Dumps

This audio contains spoilers for Tears of the Kingdom. If you want to listen without being spoiled, consider listening to the ...

Exciting Project Updates! Samus Vocals are in + Art Collab, & Miku is Back in Production!

Good morning everyone! I've got two very exciting updates I've wanted to share for a while. First of all, LecheryAmoreVA has completed her lines for Samus. But in even more exciting news, OddTenn reached out to me about providing artwo...

Felix Argyle (Re:Zero) A Femboy in the Girl's Bathroom

Listen to the full audio (4:15) on HotRamenAudios.com!

Felix dashes to the boy's bathroom to take a dump. Or so he thinks. In his ...

Felix Tomorrow, Poll Results + Future Polls & Zelda Sketch

EDIT: 4:04 AM. The audio is much tougher to balance and pan than I expected. I'm already up later than I should be. I'll continue tomorrow, but I won't be able to edit until the afternoon or evening, so the audio will likely go up late in the evening or as a scheduled upload on the morning of the...

May Q&A Box

Please ask myself or the talented voices behind all Hot Ramen Audios questions you would like answered in the comments! Questions will be answered directly in the replies, with the Q&A body text being updated every 7 days to include the questions and answers from the week.

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June-Ish Audio Suggestion Poll

With wait times for vocals growing longer, VA availability sometimes shutting down in advance, and of course the need for artwork I need as much time as I can get to plan ahead on polls. Scheduling two weeks in advance did not prove to be enough, so I am planning a month in advance this time.

(Script) Untitled Samus Aran Audio

A parody of the opening of Super Metroid, with Samus recounting her battle with a sudden attack of diarrhea deep in the bowels of Planet Zebes. Since the Smash Girl audio had so many vocals and so much going on, I wanted to do something that was a little more in-character for her, and watch a cal...

May 2025 Roadmap + 20% Off $10 Tier until May 12th

Greetings! Thank you all to all those who stuck with me this turbulent last month. Between my damaged ear and my health wake-up call, I spent the last two weeks quietly retooling things to run more efficiently without slaving at my desk 7 days a week.

With the $10 Tier being more of an "All...

2B & Harley Quinn Now Available For $1

In taking some time off, I forgot to update these! You can now enjoy No [P]rivacy for 2B and Harley Quinn's Big Blowout at the $1 tier! Both audios were commissioned works. For just $1, you get 9 minutes and 30 seconds of audio!

2025-04-29 02:40:55 +0000 UTC View Post

(Script) Kuroeda Losing Weight Comic Adaptation

EDIT - Somehow the script was not attached in the initial post

A commissioned script, adapting a comic by the legendary Lazei, written by DK, and based on Ms. Elf Can't Lose Weight (or Plus-Sized Elf...

(Script) Persona 5: The Phantom Thieves Let It All-Out!!

Morgana crawls Yongen-Jaya air ventilation system, hoping to peep on Ann in the changing room. A wrong turn takes him above the girl's bathroom, where Futaba rushes in with explosive diarrhea, Haru needs to take a massive dump, and Makoto gets ready to end a long constipation spell. Ann pulls up ...

(Script) Yukari & Nyamo - Stuck in their Ways + Casting

A commissioned audio based on Azumanga Daioh! While swimming at the pool, Yukari and Minamo (Nyamo) end up with stomach aches that send them running to the bathroom, and the two end up jammed butt-to-butt in the stall door. In spite of their circumstances, neither teacher wants the other to go fi...

(Script) - Super Smash Bros. Audio + Artwork & Casting

Apologies this one took so long! I'm honestly exhausted and creatively spent, but powering through it as much as I can.

While making dinner for Lucina, Bayonetta, and Samus, Palutena realizes she'...

May Naughty Audio Suggestion Box

The Naughty Suggestion Box

Beneath this post I'll be accepting comments for more depraved concepts - scat eating, human toilet, cruel topics like force-feeding, tubes, etc., and filthy sex (such as dirty anal), Be cruel, be explicit, and be creative!

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Patreon Changes + How Financials, Logistics, and Health Affect Things

Skip to the Bolded Parts For Changes

Buuuut for those who want some context...

First of all I would like to thank everyone for your kind words the last week regarding my health update. Your concern has been appreciated.

The harsh truth, however, is taking a break isn't so simp...

(SCRIPT) Uzaki-Chan's Birthday Blowout

It's Uzaki-Chan's birthday, and she'd had a bit too much to drink. When Sakurai starts pooping on her party, she decides to raise a stink in a fit of playful revenge, only to push things too far! She rushes to the toilet, takes a seat, and unloads all the beer and fried foods. A shame she forgot ...

Ophelia Motion Comic This Week + Felix Lines Are In & Konosuba Lines Are Out

The Ophelia comic will be this week's priority. I will need to work tomorrow and Wednesday to get it done most likely, so no weekend for me.

Since it is intended to be a public release, but I do want to give some private content for the page, I will put it up 24 hours early for all paid mem...

(SCRIPT) Konosuba - A Panty-Staining Struggle For This Idiotic Trio!

Aqua, Darkness, and Megumin fight over the bathroom! A pretty straightforward script, which means it was really friggin' hard to write. I don't know if the script conveys well what I have in mind but I b...

Weekly Update (IT'S BACK BABY) 4/19/25

Greetings! I'm bringing back Weekly Updates. With my little health panic, I had to take a look at the way I've been working, and realized a lot of the stress I was under, and why I worked this way, came down to trying to hide production failures/bumps by churning work out consistently and quietly...

Emma Frost (Marvel Rivals) - Dump Hard as Diamonds & Soft as Ice Cream

An image set by WhoopseezArt brought to life! Just when Emma Frost thinks the needling pangs in her stomach are nothing to worry about, her anus hisses open and out slinks a dump that goes from hard as d...

Update On My Health, Changes, Commissions, & This Week's Schedule

My health is Not The Best.

I'm not terminal or incapable of work, the Patreon isn't shutting down or going on hiatus. So if that's all you're worried about (no shade, I understand some of you just aren't interested in more detail) then you can stop reading here. Content Marches On!

$10 Audio Poll - Who Fucks Kobeni?

So while brainstorming the Kobeni audio, I wasn't sure who to pair her up with. While I was considering a male anon, a few canon characters popped in my head as well, and I wanted to poll them to see which was most popular. Please vote on who you would want to see dominate Kobeni! Only one vote a...

Jane Doe & Tomiya's Bondage Buddy Dump

Listen to the full audio (4:55) on HotRamenAudios.com!

While transporting Jane Doe out of Janus Quarter, the two Thiren's start to...

Uzaki-Chan: Hana Uzaki Toilet Teasing! Video + Audio Download

Hana Uzaki needs the bathroom, BAD! She stops by her Senpai's apartment, only to discover the bathroom door won't shut. A perfect opportunity to tease him by loudly blowing up the bowl and telling him ev...