Good morning and a happy October!
I will not be doing anything particularly spooky this month. Just had to get that out of the way!
Thank you for all your suggestions for audios last week! There was a lot of interesting proposals. I'll be choosing careful...
2025-10-01 16:00:29 +0000 UTC View Post
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Just before she can take a bathroom break, Zhu Yuan responds to a report o...
2025-10-01 01:20:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Something special is happening with this Miku project.
When I was commissioned to write a Hatsune Miku-themed audio all the way back in February, I thought little of it. I felt it was one of my better scripts but otherwise it was just another audio I intended to turn around in a week and mo...
2025-09-27 22:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Frieren VS Aura the Guillotine in a battle of magic...
In her dreams. In reality, Frieren is sleeping peacefully in bed, farting like the wind. Fueled by a stack of steaks from the dining hall, Frieren's rippers are frequent and pungent. Fern tries her best to ignore Frieren's meaty g...
2025-09-24 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostEDIT: A Patron pointed out that Free Members could not comment. The "Access to Everyone" setting, it seems, still requires you to be a paying member to comment. I've fixed this issue and I've extended the box's submission window. My apologies!
Moving forward, I will be opening sugge...
2025-09-22 22:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning.
I don't like talking about money, or why work gets held up, but I don't have much of a choice this time. I won't name names, and everything I am about to say is just in the spirit of transparency.
Let's start with the good news first.
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Commission for Patron NoxiousLustLust. Yukari and Minamo (Nyamo) race to th...
2025-09-16 22:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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A Patron Reward for Hama9xn. Xianyun is in your bathroom. You knock on the ...
2025-09-14 15:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings! I have some updates going into the weekend
I am excited to announce @TheVoiceVixxen will be playing Zhu Yuan! She hasn't had a chance to appear in that many projects I've done, but thos...
2025-09-12 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
HotRamenAudios is officially open for commissions! You can submit a request via JotForm...
2025-09-11 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
A commissioned adaptation of @Biku's comic, starring a poop-shy professor using the student bathroom. Did this one a few months ag...
2025-09-10 22:05:31 +0000 UTC View PostDAY 1:
Sorry for the late update! Today's been a stressful day. I want to clarify by saying that $30 sponsors get to select a pose as well. I figured it would be intuitive that you get the benefits of the tier below you, but for anyone confused, I hope that clears it up. But, here are the H...
2025-09-09 22:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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Ryuko and Mako take Satsuki out for fast food. Unfortunately the food is too...
2025-09-08 14:10:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Three alternate endings for Super Smash Bros: Stall Free-For-All have been uploaded to 2025-09-01 14:10:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings everyone! I'd like to thank you all for a very successful month last month. My output was a fair bit smaller than I had hoped, so let's try to make up for lost time this month. I have a few things to get out of the way.
As of today, the Hatsune Miku motion comic is in full effect...
2025-09-01 14:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostAs always, if you only want the headlines, skip to the bold text.
Life's a nightmare!
There is rarely just Good News here at HotRamenAudios. But as always I've been lobbed some curve balls. I appreciate the patience you all show in handling twists and turns in my sche...
2025-08-26 22:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostAs always, if you only want to see the headlines, refer to the bold text.
It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.
While there's plenty of good news to share, will start with the bad.
While ther...
2025-08-24 23:15:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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A patron-reward audio. After a vigorous workout, Rumi Usagiyama hits the lo...
2025-08-22 14:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostIs nearly done. I'd wager 95% done. It's 5 and a half minutes for the diarrhea version, and 5 minutes for the pantypoop version. And it looks better than I could've anticipated, enough so that it is difficult not to hype it up for you al...
2025-08-09 02:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings! I'd like to apologize to those of you who followed me throughout the last month. Some months, like May and June, go smoothly and have quite a few quality uploads, but sometimes, things do not go according to plan. There was a lot of issues last month for myself and those I work closely...
2025-08-01 14:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings everyone! I promise, once a trello-like system is integrated into the website, you'll never have to see another update post again... until then here's another update post.
Thank you to all who helped to test the video player! Diligent patrons helped to identify a number of issues ...
2025-07-31 14:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostEDIT: Mobile users reported not being able to hear audio on videos. This was because we set autoplay to not include audio in case the mobile user was out in public. However, we have set it to play audio and video automatically to avoid confusion.
Greetings! In anticipation of the first mon...
2025-07-29 22:13:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Any freely available audio can now be downloaded from HotRamenAudios.com, without the need for a unique upload to Patreon! If you have ...
2025-07-26 21:15:50 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings! I don't usually collaborate outside of the page much, but I'm excited to say that I mixed the audio for MavSharkie's latest animation, "Shark Shit Short". For the un-initiated, MavSharkie i...
2025-07-24 16:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings. I'll cut to the point in saying that I'm quite tired and short at the moment. I still spent much of the week following the Konosuba audio's in bed, sleeping at odd hours and feeling generally terrible. In hindsight, it makes sense. Hot Ramen Audios, as a job, is more than just writing ...
2025-07-23 18:42:07 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings! I'd like to thank you all for the very positive reception to the Konosuba audio. With that said, it's time to look forward and discuss projects and some slight changes I'll be making for the sake of better content.
First of all, I want to gaug...
2025-07-18 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
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Aqua, Darkness, and Megumin line up at the bathroom door one morning, gassy ...
2025-07-15 14:10:03 +0000 UTC View Post
